The Scenes We'd Like To See Thread
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The Scenes We'd Like To See Thread
First topic message reminder :
This is a thread based on Mock the Week's (in)famous final round.
First up:
Unlikely Lines for a Superhero To Say
This is a thread based on Mock the Week's (in)famous final round.
First up:
Unlikely Lines for a Superhero To Say
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Right time for a new topic.
Unlikely Things To Hear From A Newsreader
Unlikely Things To Hear From A Newsreader
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"Go Eff yourself San Diego"
"Our top story tonight...Kerry Katona has been voted Mother of The year again"
"Charlie Sheen has been rushed to hsopital after he was mauled by a pack of dogs that he thought he saw during his oscar acceptance speech"
"Our top story tonight...Kerry Katona has been voted Mother of The year again"
"Charlie Sheen has been rushed to hsopital after he was mauled by a pack of dogs that he thought he saw during his oscar acceptance speech"
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"An Aberdeen man has been arrested for Cheese grating his colleagues face before stapling her to her desk..."
Oh wait...it's supposed to be UNlikely...
Oh wait...it's supposed to be UNlikely...
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Good news.
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Dexter Morgan wrote:Good news.
Are you talking about the PM I sent you through FB earlier buddy?
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this always makes me laugh about newsreaders!
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_kIWY2DV0KnE/SxCsAUwHv4I/AAAAAAAAE8Q/Wo8lKLs7q1s/Newsreader%20with%20Identikit.JPG
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_kIWY2DV0KnE/SxCsAUwHv4I/AAAAAAAAE8Q/Wo8lKLs7q1s/Newsreader%20with%20Identikit.JPG
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and today. . . Absolutly nothing to report and im going home
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David Tails wrote:Dexter Morgan wrote:Good news.
Are you talking about the PM I sent you through FB earlier buddy?
exactly DT, yesterday was a good news day
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"We interupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news. Dex has been arrested for breaking the terms of a restraining order. A former TMO contestant, who wishes to remain nameless, is said to be a wreck after his recent attentions"
Really the only part of the above which is unlikely is the part about her wanting to remain anonymous!
Really the only part of the above which is unlikely is the part about her wanting to remain anonymous!
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"Warning, this news programme contains flashing lights and scens of graphic, sexual nudity"
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King Beer wrote:"Warning, this news programme contains flashing lights and scens of graphic, sexual nudity"
have you not seen Naked News?
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"...and now over to Sport. Andy Carroll scores for Liverpool..."
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Any now breaking sports news, Manny v Floyd is happening!
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In wrestling news, John Cena and Rey Mysterio have lost in singles action tonight through no outside interference
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"And now we're going to see exclusive footage of David Cameron's apparent mental breakdown in the House of Commons today. Andrew Marr our political correspondent is here. Andrew at what point do you think Cameron went off the rails?"
"Well Kate, for me it was probably when he poured his glass of water all over himself, sat on Nick Clegg's face and then announced 'We're not the Conservative party anymore, we're now called Drunt Dirunt Maah Reee!"
"Thanks Andrew"
"Well Kate, for me it was probably when he poured his glass of water all over himself, sat on Nick Clegg's face and then announced 'We're not the Conservative party anymore, we're now called Drunt Dirunt Maah Reee!"
"Thanks Andrew"
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Dexter Morgan wrote:In wrestling news, John Cena and Rey Mysterio have lost in singles action tonight through no outside interference
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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And we are just receiving reports that Eastenders is in fact being scrapped in order to reduce the TV Licence cost.
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"You're watching BBC News 24. It's no different now than it was an hour ago. Go watch Top Gear on Dave or something"
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"Welcome to Channel 5 news. Look at how much cooler than the other newsreaders we are...we sit ON our desks...up front with you normal people."
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"Welcome to the ITV news at 10, our top story, people rejoice as the government announces a 50% drop in Petrol, Alcohol and Tobacco costs"
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"You're watching Fox News. Coming up:
Nazi baby discovered in North Korea, US deploys aircraft for bombing raid.
Obama discovered to have links with Communist Russia!
and: Al Qaeda is in your water!"
Nazi baby discovered in North Korea, US deploys aircraft for bombing raid.
Obama discovered to have links with Communist Russia!
and: Al Qaeda is in your water!"
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"We are now receiving reports of riot in the Nags Head pub that's been ongoing all day and can cross live to our reporter there."
"Claire, what can you tell us?"
"Well Steve, what started off as a nice friendly drink between friends turned nasty when a local idiot turned up called Wayne and started on the regulars."
"What can only be described as a war zone erupted with chairs and tables flying all over."
"The police arrived and took the instigator away and Im now joined by a couple of the regulars here to tell their story."
"So DT, what can you tell us?"
"Och eye, he's a reet idiot. He just came out of nowhere. He's not liked by any of us but tries to fit in and causes trouble."
"Thanks DT, I managed to have a word with another regular before, Scott, he didn’t have much to say apart from 'Hostile' and gave me the thumbs up"
"It seems to have calmed down Steve, so back to you in the studio"
"Claire, what can you tell us?"
"Well Steve, what started off as a nice friendly drink between friends turned nasty when a local idiot turned up called Wayne and started on the regulars."
"What can only be described as a war zone erupted with chairs and tables flying all over."
"The police arrived and took the instigator away and Im now joined by a couple of the regulars here to tell their story."
"So DT, what can you tell us?"
"Och eye, he's a reet idiot. He just came out of nowhere. He's not liked by any of us but tries to fit in and causes trouble."
"Thanks DT, I managed to have a word with another regular before, Scott, he didn’t have much to say apart from 'Hostile' and gave me the thumbs up"
"It seems to have calmed down Steve, so back to you in the studio"
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"Thanks Claire. D'Lo Brown? And now the weather"
"It'll be hot and wet. Like your wife was last night. Feedback?"
"It'll be hot and wet. Like your wife was last night. Feedback?"
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New topic:
Unlikely Lines to Hear in a British Rom-Com
Unlikely Lines to Hear in a British Rom-Com
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"And then I ran all the way here through the pouring rain to tell you.......I love you!"
"So?"
"So?"
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"He bottled my ex in a nightclub and I knew he was the one..."
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"Oh darling that was wonderful! And now that I've made love to you I need to tell you something"
"Yes my sweet?"
"I have AIDS".
"Yes my sweet?"
"I have AIDS".
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theundisputedY2D2 wrote:"Oh darling that was wonderful! And now that I've made love to you I need to tell you something"
"Yes my sweet?"
"I have AIDS".
"Oh Gary, that's wonderful news, make love to me"
Scence cuts to bedroom, Gary and Brenda are making love
"Oh yes, yes Gary, i love you, leave the condom, i trust you"
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You want to know the story of how we met?
Well it all started when I saw him getting out of the lift. He looked super confident and he cut a fine form.
He stood in front of me and the girls. He introduced himself.
A lot of them thought No Likey....so they no lighty'ed. I thought...this is my one chance at true love. So I left my light on.
My heart was beating like a jackhammer. He walked over towards me...His hand poised over mine (I was protecting the light switch button)...as our eyes met. He then walked away!
I couldn't believe my luck. He looked right at me and said my name. After a split second of shock I bounded out from behind my podium, screaming like a banshee. I ran over to him and all I could think of to say was "Mint"
Well it all started when I saw him getting out of the lift. He looked super confident and he cut a fine form.
He stood in front of me and the girls. He introduced himself.
A lot of them thought No Likey....so they no lighty'ed. I thought...this is my one chance at true love. So I left my light on.
My heart was beating like a jackhammer. He walked over towards me...His hand poised over mine (I was protecting the light switch button)...as our eyes met. He then walked away!
I couldn't believe my luck. He looked right at me and said my name. After a split second of shock I bounded out from behind my podium, screaming like a banshee. I ran over to him and all I could think of to say was "Mint"
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David Tails wrote:You want to know the story of how we met?
Well it all started when I saw him getting out of the lift. He looked super confident and he cut a fine form.
He stood in front of me and the girls. He introduced himself.
A lot of them thought No Likey....so they no lighty'ed. I thought...this is my one chance at true love. So I left my light on.
My heart was beating like a jackhammer. He walked over towards me...His hand poised over mine (I was protecting the light switch button)...as our eyes met. He then walked away!
I couldn't believe my luck. He looked right at me and said my name. After a split second of shock I bounded out from behind my podium, screaming like a banshee. I ran over to him and all I could think of to say was "Mint"
Brought a tear to my eye that did
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theundisputedY2D2 wrote:David Tails wrote:You want to know the story of how we met?
Well it all started when I saw him getting out of the lift. He looked super confident and he cut a fine form.
He stood in front of me and the girls. He introduced himself.
A lot of them thought No Likey....so they no lighty'ed. I thought...this is my one chance at true love. So I left my light on.
My heart was beating like a jackhammer. He walked over towards me...His hand poised over mine (I was protecting the light switch button)...as our eyes met. He then walked away!
I couldn't believe my luck. He looked right at me and said my name. After a split second of shock I bounded out from behind my podium, screaming like a banshee. I ran over to him and all I could think of to say was "Mint"
Brought a tear to my eye that did :(
Gave me wood!
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King Beer wrote:theundisputedY2D2 wrote:David Tails wrote:You want to know the story of how we met?
Well it all started when I saw him getting out of the lift. He looked super confident and he cut a fine form.
He stood in front of me and the girls. He introduced himself.
A lot of them thought No Likey....so they no lighty'ed. I thought...this is my one chance at true love. So I left my light on.
My heart was beating like a jackhammer. He walked over towards me...His hand poised over mine (I was protecting the light switch button)...as our eyes met. He then walked away!
I couldn't believe my luck. He looked right at me and said my name. After a split second of shock I bounded out from behind my podium, screaming like a banshee. I ran over to him and all I could think of to say was "Mint"
Brought a tear to my eye that did
Gave me wood!
I meant my Jap's eye KB!
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Tomorrow morning, just as William and Kate are walking down the aisle word gets out the our future Queen has made a rather raunchy personal movie and the BBC stream it to millions of people worldwide.
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For the unlikely things to hear from a newsreader:
"Welcome to ITV news at 10,Just coming in Will has spunked on Kates jubblies.
"Welcome to ITV news at 10,Just coming in Will has spunked on Kates jubblies.
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Crikey, forgot about this thread!
Alright, new topic in keeping with a couple of the above posts:
Unlikely Things To Hear From The Commentators During The Royal Wedding
Alright, new topic in keeping with a couple of the above posts:
Unlikely Things To Hear From The Commentators During The Royal Wedding
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'Doesn't Kate look like a slut'
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There are gasps from the crowd as Kate slips her ring on Wills finger
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And here comes Prince Charles, arriving on horseback....oh no, that's Camilla.
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And now here comes the carriage bringing our future queen, but Flip that theres a seagull with one leg fighting a homeless guy over there
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'And there's Harry and Phillip greeting the German representatives with the nazi salute'
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Would you look at all of these morons with nothing better going on in their lives than to be camping out for a wedding for someone that doesn't know them and will never care about them...
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'whats that William told Kate, he's only marrying her because Harry wanted to shag her when they split up'
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Wills is in for a big night....You can tell just looking at her that Kate is pure filth.
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'ooooooohhh look Harry and Beatrice are getting it on at the back there'
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So how many of you watching knew Kate Middleton is an anagram of 'Naked t'it Model?'
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'aparantly betfred are offering 23/1 that kate will do anal later for will'
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".......and now Prince Phillip is ushering Kate into a car and pointing the driver towards that tunnel......the driver looks a bit inebriated........and the paparazzi are following the car on their motorcycles towards the tunnel...................oh dear"
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