The Official 2013 Wales v England bickering thread.

[HERSH]

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2013 bickering thread

OK, every year we see threads that actually contain really good rugby discussion derailed by the ongoing Wales vs England bickering and WUMMING! I will name no names. I guess we have all been guilty.

Since most of the general bickering comes from the respective fans of Wales and England ; I thought I would create a thread for it in an effort to keep decent rugby discussion relatively WUM free in other threads.

Let it commence

[ScarletSpiderman]

Pete (Daredevil) - I retract that comment, this is meant to Welsh V English bickering. Unless you are now considering Englandas your nationality, as the chances of NZ caps are unlikely?

[Pete C (Kiwireddevil)]

Pete (Daredevil) - I retract that comment, this is meant to Welsh V English bickering. Unless you are now considering Englandas your nationality, as the chances of NZ caps are unlikely?

It looked like fun so I figured I'd join in

Though you're right, these days I do have more chance of an English cap than an NZ one

[Pete C (Kiwireddevil)]

Wales just need a confidence boosting win and they will be away, that backline might not be that subtle, but theres no way it won't score tries. As long as the forwards front up they will be fine.

Now, that was far too nice for this thread, let me see... How about:

Q. Whats the smallest organ in a sheep?
A. A welshman's d1ck.


There we go, back on track.

NExt time your eating a nice peice of lamb, just remember about the special sauce us welsh add to it for you

That's OK, I only buy New Zealand lamb

We're smart enough to not mix business with pleasure

According the the Aussies you lot are worse than us for loving your Lamb.

You believed something one of the convicts told you ?

[gregortree]

Apparently cabinet makers in Poland have been flat out since Saturday.

Huge orders are coming in from Wales for broken furniture, bar stools, doorway lintels and lazy susans.

The Polish are also working on the preliminaries of the new GS trophy display cabinet.
They'll crack on with it first thing Monday after the Ireland game when they start work engraving the name plaque..

[ScarletSpiderman]

Apparently cabinet makers in Poland have been flat out since Saturday.

Huge orders are coming in from Wales for broken furniture, bar stools, doorway lintels and lazy susans.

The Polish are also working on the preliminaries of the new GS trophy display cabinet.
They'll crack on with it first thing Monday after the Ireland game when they start work engraving the name plaque..

I guess seeing as we didn't borrow their freezers this year, it's good to see that they have something to do still.

[gregortree]

Apparently cabinet makers in Poland have been flat out since Saturday.

Huge orders are coming in from Wales for broken furniture, bar stools, doorway lintels and lazy susans.

The Polish are also working on the preliminaries of the new GS trophy display cabinet.
They'll crack on with it first thing Monday after the Ireland game when they start work engraving the name plaque..

I guess seeing as we didn't borrow their freezers this year, it's good to see that they have something to do still.

The Polish freezer folks really miss Gatland.

[ScarletSpiderman]

Apparently cabinet makers in Poland have been flat out since Saturday.

Huge orders are coming in from Wales for broken furniture, bar stools, doorway lintels and lazy susans.

The Polish are also working on the preliminaries of the new GS trophy display cabinet.
They'll crack on with it first thing Monday after the Ireland game when they start work engraving the name plaque..

I guess seeing as we didn't borrow their freezers this year, it's good to see that they have something to do still.

The Polish freezer folks really miss Gatland.

I did hear their freezers may be used to keep horse burger in until the whole issue dies down.

[Brian Moores Twin]

So thats the reason we import so much NZ Lamb!

[gregortree]

Apparently cabinet makers in Poland have been flat out since Saturday.

Huge orders are coming in from Wales for broken furniture, bar stools, doorway lintels and lazy susans.

The Polish are also working on the preliminaries of the new GS trophy display cabinet.
They'll crack on with it first thing Monday after the Ireland game when they start work engraving the name plaque..

I guess seeing as we didn't borrow their freezers this year, it's good to see that they have something to do still.

The Polish freezer folks really miss Gatland.

I did hear their freezers may be used to keep horse burger in until the whole issue dies down.

I 'herd' there was 'neigh' chance of keeping this coralled, as the little burgers have to be freezer trucked to the Millenium Burger Bars for the next couple of games.

[Morgannwg]

Mods, why is a banned user (HERSH) allowed to be posting on this web-site again? (this time claiming to be Brian Moores Twin). Have you not learnt from your mistake of letting the GG back on the website?

[lostinwales]

Mods, why is a banned user (HERSH) allowed to be posting on this web-site again? (this time claiming to be Brian Moores Twin). Have you not learnt from your mistake of letting the GG back on the website?

Maybe because hes funnier than you?

[Guest]

I don't think it's Hersh and I can spot a Hersh from a mile away.

[Morgannwg]

Mods, why is a banned user (HERSH) allowed to be posting on this web-site again? (this time claiming to be Brian Moores Twin). Have you not learnt from your mistake of letting the GG back on the website?

Maybe because hes funnier than you?

Bit of a crap post there lost. I expected better from you. It was a question for the moderators so does us a favour and keep that big snout out.

[Brian Moores Twin]

Hersh?
Mistaken identity me thinks.

I take it you didn't like him, just like you don't like most posters that have a different opinion from yourself, thats kind of sad mate to be honest.
People will always have different opinions and views on the game to think other wise would be daft and is only going to frustrate you in the future, best just to accept it.

[Biltong]

Mods, why is a banned user (HERSH) allowed to be posting on this web-site again? (this time claiming to be Brian Moores Twin). Have you not learnt from your mistake of letting the GG back on the website?

Morg, we have been on this road before. Suspecting someone new of being a returned banned poster is off limits.

[Brian Moores Twin]

If you look look at the current IRB rankings there is no reason why this won't be the order of things come the end of the championship.

England
France
Ireland
Italy
Wales
Scotland

But I can see Wales finishing above Italy and I can't see anyone getting a slam.

[Morgannwg]

Those are some very HERSH like comments Brian. As poster, he was the biggest muppet in the rugby world. So I don't think there was much to like about him as a poster. You've already been shown up after you contradicted yourself on the England to Grand Slam Glory thread, I believe it was after you 'disagreed' with my opinion, an opinion I back up with fact . So it's best not to make more daft assumptions about my postings.

[Brian Moores Twin]

What opinion was that?

All I said was that it seemed you were belittling Scotlands win over the Saxons.

If I offended you then I'm sorry, but you should really move on this is meant to be a bit of fun to whittle down the hours at work, whatever that is.

[Portnoy's Complaint]

Excuse me for interrupting a very private argument for a minute, but like most reasonable people, I can just skip over wums.

This page will be lots of fun should the last game unfold as a fight to the death between Whitewash/Wooden Spoonists v GS/Triple Crown/Champions.

Sorry. Carry on.

[Morgannwg]

What opinion was that?

All I said was that it seemed you were belittling Scotlands win over the Saxons.

If I offended you then I'm sorry, but you should really move on this is meant to be a bit of fun to whittle down the hours at work, whatever that is.

You accused me of being bitter without jusitification. Your apology has come all too late. A bit like Wales' comeback last saturday...

[lostinwales]

If you wanted to complain to the mods you can always PM them. If you make a comment like that on a thread in a public forum there is always a chance someone might respond

[Brian Moores Twin]

I won't be losing any sleep over it fella.
I thought Scotland A did a fine job on the Saxons.

[Morgannwg]

You guys are seriously boring now.

[Morgannwg]

I thought Scotland A did a fine job on the Saxons.

Yeah. Did I say anything otherwise?

[Jimpy]

I won't be losing any sleep over it fella.
I thought Scotland A did a fine job on the Saxons.

I think it was more the case that Scotland took advantage of England's poor game plan in Tsunami like conditions.

[ScarletSpiderman]

You guys are seriously boring now.

Just like the current welsh tactics!

Oh hang on I'm meant to be slating the English.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

It used to be that we could criticise England for being boring, even though they were winning. How sad is it now, that we're boring and losing!

[Jimpy]

It used to be that we could criticise England for being boring, even though they were winning. How sad is it now, that we're boring and losing!

And what about the team?

[ScarletSpiderman]

It used to be that we could criticise England for being boring, even though they were winning. How sad is it now, that we're boring and losing!

Yeah but lets face it our kit and flag are still prettier than theirs!!

[mystiroakey]

I like your dragon.

But a red rose on white- Its pure as can be..

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I like your socks, but only because they look like pints of

[ScarletSpiderman]

I like your socks, but only because they look like pints of

That may work against the irish, stop their hold and strip tackle, as they will be diving at the English ankles truing to score a free drink.

[mystiroakey]

Well i agree scarlet.. I think your surreal outcome may happen- they are gonna be flatterned and stunned by there english conterparts and might as well be lying on the floor of a pub grasping for more stout

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[gregortree]

[nobbled]

Cefnogwyr Cymru yn gyffredinol yn hwyl dda ac yn gyffredinol yn wybodus iawn ac eithrio un neu ddau o gwyno geist. Er enghraifft, mae'r moron sydd bob amser yn gwneud pwynt goddrychol ac yna'n dweud "FFAITH" fel pe dweud ei fod yn ei wneud yn ffaith ... yn hytrach na fel arfer yn rhagfarnllyd wrth-Saesneg rant neu moron cyhyrau rhwymo sy'n ymddangos i wedi mynd ar goll ynghyd â'r rygbi Cymru dîm yn hanner cyntaf y gêm Iwerddon. Heb ei bostio ers ...

[Sugarlump]

Cefnogwyr Cymru yn gyffredinol yn hwyl dda ac yn gyffredinol yn wybodus iawn ac eithrio un neu ddau o gwyno geist. Er enghraifft, mae'r moron sydd bob amser yn gwneud pwynt goddrychol ac yna'n dweud "FFAITH" fel pe dweud ei fod yn ei wneud yn ffaith ... yn hytrach na fel arfer yn rhagfarnllyd wrth-Saesneg rant neu moron cyhyrau rhwymo sy'n ymddangos i wedi mynd ar goll ynghyd â'r rygbi Cymru dîm yn hanner cyntaf y gêm Iwerddon. Heb ei bostio ers ...

I didn't know you spoke in the ancient tongue of Mordor, must handy for pulling the native orcs and goblins that reside there?

[lostinwales]

Cefnogwyr Cymru yn gyffredinol yn hwyl dda ac yn gyffredinol yn wybodus iawn ac eithrio un neu ddau o gwyno geist. Er enghraifft, mae'r moron sydd bob amser yn gwneud pwynt goddrychol ac yna'n dweud "FFAITH" fel pe dweud ei fod yn ei wneud yn ffaith ... yn hytrach na fel arfer yn rhagfarnllyd wrth-Saesneg rant neu moron cyhyrau rhwymo sy'n ymddangos i wedi mynd ar goll ynghyd â'r rygbi Cymru dîm yn hanner cyntaf y gêm Iwerddon. Heb ei bostio ers ...

I didn't know you spoke in the ancient tongue of Mordor, must handy for pulling the native orcs and goblins that reside there?

Having had to travel through Swansea late at night from time to time I have often wondered why the Wales women's team isnt very good.

[nobbled]

Cefnogwyr Cymru yn gyffredinol yn hwyl dda ac yn gyffredinol yn wybodus iawn ac eithrio un neu ddau o gwyno geist. Er enghraifft, mae'r moron sydd bob amser yn gwneud pwynt goddrychol ac yna'n dweud "FFAITH" fel pe dweud ei fod yn ei wneud yn ffaith ... yn hytrach na fel arfer yn rhagfarnllyd wrth-Saesneg rant neu moron cyhyrau rhwymo sy'n ymddangos i wedi mynd ar goll ynghyd â'r rygbi Cymru dîm yn hanner cyntaf y gêm Iwerddon. Heb ei bostio ers ...

I didn't know you spoke in the ancient tongue of Mordor, must handy for pulling the native orcs and goblins that reside there?

Having had to travel through Swansea late at night from time to time I have often wondered why the Wales women's team isnt very good.

Something to do with turning to stone in daylight I think...

[gregortree]

Well I think I understood 'Saesneg' 'rant' and 'Moron', so I guess he has posted to the right thread.

[Sugarlump]

When I think of Swansea I remember the film 'Twin Town', anyone remember it?

It didn't paint Swansea in the most positive of lights, it was funny before it turned darker...

[gregortree]

I think of Dylan Thomas'
"... graveyard of ambition"
if I remember the right town.

[mystiroakey]

Twin town how funny that film is!!

need to watch it again..

They had a burger van or something and spiked dudes with naughty drugs!!

[ScarletSpiderman]

I think of Dylan Thomas'
"... graveyard of ambition"
if I remember the right town.

Yeah but the Jock bent copper in twin town got it better "Pretty Sh1tty City - three words and it fupping rhymns, I like that pretty sh1tty city" to put in his words

[lostinwales]

I lived there for about 7 years and am happy to have left, but a lot of people obviously do enjoy living there. It has scored very highly for student satisfaction or whatever and if you enjoy outdoor pursuits and dont mind the rain it has its compensations.

But the Dylan Thomas quote I prefer is "The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it!"

[gboycottnut]

Wales only chance of getting over the gainline against England this year is to use 15 man lineouts!

[gregortree]

, that could happen, maybe once.

[Sugarlump]

Esp if Kohn's involved, having his own gravitational field an' that

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