Random Factor, Like A Tractor...

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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I met a couple of lesbians in Lanzarote last year. They were snorkelling for clams.

by eirebilly Fri 04 May 2012, 8:19 am

Apparently i must now inform my secretary that i have passed gas in my office before she enters. Wheres the fun in that i ask you?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 8:24 am

just install an eternal natural gas flame in the corner... they will appreciate the ambiance instead

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 8:26 am

Surely she'll be able to tell when she enters the room? Just how lazy is this woman? Or is she actually smell-blind? (Or is it smell-deaf?)

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 8:29 am

A dangerous occupation to say the least. Smile

by Breadvan Fri 04 May 2012, 8:33 am

It's all blokes at my work. Loud and smelly ones are positively encouraged...

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 8:35 am

I'm the only one in the office this morning, so I'm doing it just so I have some company.

by eirebilly Fri 04 May 2012, 8:38 am

Granted she did walk into an ozone depleting one Wink

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 9:19 am

No oxygen masks by the door? Very Happy

by eirebilly Fri 04 May 2012, 9:28 am

I may have to set up a PPE box outside my office Wink

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 10:21 am

PPE is paramount! Also a yellow & black Warning Sign: You are about to enter an unstable environment. Please extinguish all lit objects!

by **Biltong** Fri 04 May 2012, 10:24 am

Billy, don't tell her you had gas, accuse her as she walks through the door. This way you can still have your fun, and she cannot disprove/prove anything.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 10:26 am

BB... are the "Lions playing for Pride?" Wink

by **Biltong** Fri 04 May 2012, 10:29 am

Linebreaker wrote:BB... are the "Lions playing for Pride?"

no mate, john mitchell in the week said they are still in with a chance for the play-offs. Shocked

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 10:31 am

Maybe he meant next year? Wink

the quote above was just said by some commentator here - I don't think the pun was intended.

by **Biltong** Fri 04 May 2012, 10:34 am

Sadly, his team won't be in the Super XV next year, unless he starts coaching the southern Kings.

Now there will be some nice free log points for all the South african Franchises with a nice double serving home and away.

They mights as well cancel the local derbies against them and start the other SA franchises on 10 log points each. Whistle

by Glas a du Fri 04 May 2012, 11:15 am

Breadvan wrote:It's all blokes at my work. Loud and smelly ones are positively encouraged...

Ah, there's nice *looks wistfully out of the window at a white van man driving carelessly on the open (ish) road*

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 11:40 am

Can I have a Canadian Club, eh?.... and somma dat pizzur there, huh?

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 11:55 am

Why do birds sing so gay... music

Well it's their lifestyle choice, leave them alone!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 12:11 pm

So right lucky.

They should be able to call their homes 'nests' too - like the hetero birds do.

Somehow, 'a collection of loose twigs' doesn't have the same ring about it as 'nest'.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 12:36 pm

They should also have equal access to bird feeders.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 12:44 pm

and more seed varieties... including super-grain, herbal and vegan mixes ... right across the board.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 12:51 pm

Ah, but should they be allowed to adopt eggs?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 12:53 pm

If there's a demand for it... and there clearly is, then I see no problem with that. As long as they have enough space to care for them; then there should be no problem.

by **Biltong** Fri 04 May 2012, 1:02 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote: Why do birds sing so gay...

Well it's their lifestyle choice, leave them alone!

I wonder if they ever suffer from "empty nest syndrome" Erm

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 1:05 pm

I used to be addicted to quack cocaine, but now I'm just another heron addict.

by Glas a du Fri 04 May 2012, 2:14 pm

Those E-gret tablets were a disappointment.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 2:18 pm

I had mixed results with mine. The first night I took them I was high as a kite, but the next time they gave me a funny tern.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 May 2012, 2:19 pm

We all took terns shooting at the blimp with our laser guided swallows.

by Feckless Rogue Fri 04 May 2012, 2:50 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I used to be addicted to quack cocaine, but now I'm just another heron addict.

That's a fowl joke.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 May 2012, 2:55 pm

Get ova yourself.

by Glas a du Fri 04 May 2012, 4:50 pm

What are the chances eh? I get a genuine true blue County Clare Culchie sitting accross the desk to me today. Subs Bench however, gets a muse of a '60's number one in to see him!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 05 May 2012, 10:23 am

Oh, like Billy you mean? Did he drive an A8 too? Smile

by Glas a du Sat 05 May 2012, 12:12 pm

I asked him have you an A8

He said "yes, I ate me dinnor not half an houor ago now"

by **Pal Joey** Sun 06 May 2012, 6:20 am

"Oighy don't loike bein' stock behind yer lorries on da A80 y'know..."

by eirebilly Mon 07 May 2012, 7:18 am

Ye pair of feicars ye

Got me bestest tracksuit on today for some meetings Wink

by eirebilly Tue 08 May 2012, 1:43 pm

Why is it hard for police to solve Culchie murders?

Our DNA is all the same and we have no dental records Wink

by RubyGuby Tue 08 May 2012, 1:46 pm

Billy - don't be a hero thumbsup

by eirebilly Tue 08 May 2012, 1:47 pm

I have to be Ruby, you understand Wink

by RubyGuby Tue 08 May 2012, 1:48 pm

I do, but do you understand thumbsup

by eirebilly Tue 08 May 2012, 1:50 pm

Nope, i am a feiced up Culchie Wink

by RubyGuby Tue 08 May 2012, 2:13 pm

Don't be a fool with your life thumbsup

by Glas a du Tue 08 May 2012, 3:00 pm

Brush your teeth with a flouride toothpaste

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 08 May 2012, 3:14 pm

Never eat Shredded Wheat.

by RubyGuby Tue 08 May 2012, 3:19 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Never eat (3) Shredded Wheat.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 08 May 2012, 3:35 pm

A dog dressed in clothes is still a dog.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 08 May 2012, 3:50 pm

My favourite rugby player is the television.

by RubyGuby Tue 08 May 2012, 3:53 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:My favourite rugby player is the television.

That would be Bush then the former all black thumbsup

by Glas a du Tue 08 May 2012, 3:57 pm

I like to see Bush on the telly.

by eirebilly Tue 08 May 2012, 4:18 pm

There is this commercial on history channel here about convicts. Some Londoner comes on and says, I am a gangsta, I have spent 28 years of my 46 years in prison. Cant be much of a gangsta to me if he has been locked up since he was 18 Shocked

by RubyGuby Tue 08 May 2012, 4:26 pm

eirebilly wrote:There is this commercial on history channel here about convicts. Some Londoner comes on and says, I am a gangsta, I have spent 28 years of my 46 years in prison. Cant be much of a gangsta to me if he has been locked up since he was 18

Get in there Billy - There's Gangsta Rap and Gangsta Crap, I guess he falls into the latter thumbsup

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