Complete the sentence

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This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

With the football on the TV and a fridge full of beer he was sorted, until he heard the phone go, it was ......... Grizzo !

Alright mate he said , im getting married to PC Noble ! Susan her names Susan and i love her will you be best man he asked ............

Alright mate he said , im getting married to PC Noble ! Susan her names Susan and i love her will you be best man he asked ............with a hopeful expression on his face.

"Of course I will; what are good friends for if they can't.....

"Of course I will; what are good friends for if they can't ...... show a friend up with an honest best mans speach ."

It was they night of Grizzo's stag party ; all the lads were there and what a night we had planned ............

It was they night of Grizzo's stag party ; all the lads were there and what a night we had planned ............and nothing was left to chance, and I mean nothing!

It was no problem getting Rosalita to organise the evening because her mother was Secretary of the Women's Institute (it was an away match for her that day) but......

It was no problem getting Rosalita to organise the evening because her mother was Secretary of the Women's Institute (it was an away match for her that day) but .......Rosalita had sneaked the keys from her mothers purse and had decorated the Hall .

Grizzo's face was a picture as we all walked in , Rosalita and her indentical triplet sisters had done an amazing job there were ...........

Grizzo's face was a picture as we all walked in , Rosalita and her indentical triplet sisters had done an amazing job there were ...........flowers and candles of all descriptions but most amazing of all was a large black box - festooned with streamers out from which suddenly out popped....

Festooned with streamers out from which suddenly out popped ..... a tiger !

We ran around screaming ,while Rosalita and her sisters laughed ; how were we to know it was their pet tony the toothless tiger .....

We ran around screaming ,while Rosalita and her sisters laughed ; how were we to know it was their pet tony the toothless tiger .....who only wanted to play with the boys...and get patted behind his big ears.

We all calmed down but before we could resume our seats the door burst open and in rushed....

We all calmed down but before we could resume our seats the doors burst open and in rushed ...Rosalitas mum and the entire ladies bowls team .

Their match had been called off due to rain , and now they wanted to know what was going on .....

Their match had been called off due to rain , and now they wanted to know what was going on ..... and if no answer was forthcoming: could they join in the celebrations?

Well, you should have seen the look on Grizzo's face; it was as if....

Well, you should of seen the look on Grizzo's face;it was as if ... all his birthdays had come at once ; he readily agreed and the party started .

I was slow dancing with Rosalita when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said .....

I was slow dancing with Rosalita when someone tapped me on the shoulder and said ....."hey there chap, mind if I 'cut in' in your tiny bird and have a dance with her?"

This was totally unacceptable to me; besides I had....

This was totally unacceptable to me; besides I had .... just started to undo her bra .

Rosalita turned to him and said in her gruff little voice " try 1 of my sisters " ; he took this badly and before i could stop him he .....

Rosalita turned to him and said in her gruff little voice " try 1 of my sisters " ; he took this badly and before i could stop him he ..... had ripped my sweet Rosalita from my lovin' arms.

Her bra had got caught in my zipper though... and to my amazement it catapulted....

Her bra had got caught in my zipper though... and to my amazement it catapulted ....me into his arms aswell .

There we stood in a Rosalita sandwich , just then Rosalitas sisters jump on his back dragging us all to the floor ; this loosened his grip on my darling and we were able to roll away while her sisters .......

There we stood in a Rosalita sandwich , just then Rosalitas sisters jump on his back dragging us all to the floor ; this loosened his grip on my darling and we were able to roll away while her sisters .......grappled with the man.

On the other side of town......

On the other side of town .....Susan was enjoying her Hen night.

The tall dark handsome stripper straddled her now quivering body as her friends cheered Susan closed her............

The tall dark handsome stripper straddled her now quivering body as her friends cheered Susan closed her............succulent lips and her nostrils flared as her eyes dilated.

The tingling sensation she felt through her body could only be described as....

The tingling sensation she felt through her body could only be described as ....rohypnol .

With that she passed out ;laying there unable to move she was at the strippers mercy but what happened next was both shocking and ....

With that she passed out ;laying there unable to move she was at the strippers mercy but what happened next was both shocking and .... scintillating.

A mild electric current from a floor light seemed to counteract the affect of the powerful drug and Susan lurched upward...

A mild electric current from a floor light seemed to counteract the affect of the powerful drug and Susan lurched forward .... headbutting the stripper straight in the groin .

He fell forward pinning Susan to the floor ; his sweaty sandra bullocks now only mm away from her face , Susan in panic bit down hard .....

He fell forward pinning Susan to the floor ; his sweaty sandra bullocks now only mm away from her face , Susan in panic bit down hard .....and he let out a yelp that could be heard across town.

Meanwhile, back at the hall things were settling down with...

Meanwhile, back at the hall things were settling down with .... Grizzo acting as doorman and throwing the trouble causer out .

It was time for the entertainment to begin , we sat in anticipation imaganing the wonders Rosalita had in store ;and with a drum roll .........

It was time for the entertainment to begin , we sat in anticipation imagining the wonders Rosalita had in store ;and with a drum roll .........in walked Rosalita's Mum with a beaming smile on her face.

"It is with great pleasure that I now introduce - all the way from Guadalajara, Mexico - my dear friend......

" It is with great pleasure that I now introduce - all the way from Guadalajara , Mexico - my dear friend ............Jose and his animal circus !!

Jose bowed and then said " For our 1st trick may i present Bobo the Monkey and Fifi the Giraffe " what happened next was ............

Jose bowed and then said " For our 1st trick may i present Bobo the Monkey and Fifi the Giraffe " what happened next was ............nearly 45 minutes of amazing acrobatic feats with Jose, Bobo, Fifi and a small red ball & hula-hoop; thrilling the now heavily intoxicated crowd.

After receiving a tumultuous standing ovation.....

After receiving a tumultuous standing ovation ...... Fifi and Bobo were lead out of the building .

To be replaced on stage by 2 more of Jose's performing animals ........

To be replaced on stage by 2 more of Jose's performing animals ........ Harry the Lemur and Sally the Python.

When the initial gasp from the audience had died down....

When the initial gasp from the audience had died down .......... Jose proceeded to wrap Sally around his neck .

While Harry the Lemur did tricks with 3 large balls and a whip , Jose looked to be trying to say ................

While Harry the Lemur did tricks with 3 large balls and a whip , Jose looked to be trying to say ................"Slow down Harry... I can't keep up with you!"

At which the naughty striped lemur really upped the ante... resulting in

At which the naughty striped lemur really upped the ante .... resulting in Jose falling over and Sally the Python slithering away .

Panic ensued as everyone ran for the doors , i snatched up Rositta and made for the street ..............

Panic ensued as everyone ran for the doors , i snatched up Rositta and made for the street ..............vendor, i ordered two fried Mars bars as i tried to make sense of it all.

Suddenly, a hand grabbed my shoulder, it was...........

Suddenly , a hand grabbed my shoulder , it was ................Grizzo

"You have to help me " he said " I think i've killed ................

"You have to help me " he said " I think i've killed ................ Roderick, the Prince of Dracola, i didn't mean to, we were messing around and............

i didn't meen to , we were messing around and ....... Sally the python slithered over my foot so i kicked her away .

She landed on Roderick and swallowed him whole , please help me ...........

Think its time this was resurrected:D

I was walking down the street when ..........

....A cyclist came out of nowehre and hit me in the ribs.


Whenever I feel sad and lonely...

Whenever I feel sad and lonely....... i just pop down to the local supermarket and hang out near the freezer section .

But when some woman comes and starts talking i just ...................

...Smile and run away back home.


When I get home I.....

.....popped in a dvd and made myself happy

Until the there was a knock on the door and it was .......

Until the there was a knock on the door and it was ....... The postman bringing me a large package.

In the package there was .....

In the package there was .....were 3 batteries and a what looked like a torch

On inspection it wasn't a torch it was.............

On inspection it wasn't a torch it was.... was a power light and magnifing glass.

It was to be used for inspecting.........

It was to be used for inspecting.........for crabs

I loved going down to the beach and looking around rock pool , it was amazing to find............

it was amazing to find...... a fish trpped in the rock pool
I caught and then ......

I caught and then ......ate them raw

It has to be the best way to eat fish especially with .............

It has to be the best way to eat fish especially with ....... no means of cooking them.

After eating the fish i .............

After eating the fish i .............like to go for a swim

Then after that i like to................

Then after that i like to....... build sandcastles

After that, i like to go for ............

After that, i like to go for .............th and multiply.

Although, on reflection, kids can......