Complete the sentence

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

Although, on reflection, kids can.....be very demanding

But if you put in the time then the rewards are ...............

But if you put in the time then the rewards are ...............endless.

It's like when you are sleeping in and....

Its like when you are sleeping in and ........the phone rings but then the answering machine clicks in .

And you think .................

And you think .................who on earth could that be?

When you look at the call display however....

When you look at the call display however....you realise its the office

And they want you to go and .........................

And they want you to go and .........................take a few weeks leave.

Touching down in Tenerife.......

Touching down in Tenerife ............ i realised i hadn't packed any swimming shorts

So the first thing i did was .....................

So the first thing i did was ...................... Was go shopping to buy some

But they didnt have any in my size so i ....................

But they didnt have any in my size so i ...................just swam in my old white undies

It was not long after that........

It was not long after that .................i realised they became see through when wet .

The look on the everyones face as i got out the pool .................

The look on the everyones face as i got out the pool ................was priceless.

It was then that I also realised.....................

It was then that i also realised ..........how cold the pool must of been .

As my ..........................

As my ..........................genitals shrank to the size of a ripe banana.

The waiter came over with a message for me to....

The waiter came over with a message for me to..... go speak to the rather attractive lady in the corner of the pool

When i got there she said to me ............

When i got there she said to me ...............ive been watching you .

Do you fancy taking me to .................................

Do you fancy taking me to ...................... the casino tonight? I bring good luck.

It was an offer I couldn't refuse, especially...................

It was an offer I couldn't refuse, especially............. since she seemed genuine

When we got to the casino though..................

When we got to the casino though..................she refused to give me a show.

So I blew her off at the craps table...................

So i blew her off at the craps table ...............when she didn't bring me any luck .

I decided to roll the dice one more time and ................

I decided to roll the dice one more time and ................and then went out for a ... drink.


Sitting at the bar......

Sitting at the bar....... The same lady approached me

She asked if i wanted to........

Sitting at the bar ......... i noticed a very attractive blonde

So i sent over a drink .................

So i sent over a drink .................. with an invitation to join me

When she joined me i noticed on her kneck a ..............

When she joined me i noticed on her kneck a .............. large mole

It was all ..................................

It was all ......................... hairy and scary

I wanted to leave but .......

I wanted to leave but ......my shoelace was caught on her chair

As i tried to pull it away .....................

As i tried to pull it away ...................... it tipped her off the chair

When she fell i saw ..........

When she fell i saw ............ a huge tattoo on her thigh

It was of a ......................

It was of a ........ red dragon blowing flames

I wanted to follow where the flames went but .......

I wanted to follow where the flames went but ...........she had large passion killer knickers on .

So I just helped her up and asked if i...................................

So I just helped her up and asked if i.................. if her name was swanny

she said yes, then farted and .............

she said yes , then farted and ................ laughed out loud

The smell soon followed , it was .....................

The smell soon followed , it was ........... a typical swanny fart.

I suggested a change of diet for her, she asked ...........

I suggested a change of diet for her, she asked ...........for some suggestions

So i made her a list , there was ..............................

So i made her a list , there was ........ no cabbage or beans in the list.

She wanted to know what would not make her fart so i suggested .....

She wanted to know what would not make her fart so i suggested ... a curry

Do you like it hot i asked her ? Her reply shocked me .....................

Do you like it hot i asked her ? Her reply shocked me .... as she simply winked.

I decided that curry may not ...........

I decided that curry may not ..............be a good idea

Given that the smell in the room was already ........................

Given that the smell in the room was already ....... overbearing.

I sugessted saled but she....

I sugessted saled but she.... had first choice.

The Pope had arrived in....

The Pope had arrived in ............the building

I was in shock , as he .....................

I was in shock , as he ..................... stepped out of the Pope-mobile stark naked

The area lit up with flashes from photographers who......

The area lit up with flashes from photographers who...... wanted to capture the moment

Just then there was a loud ....................

Just then there was a loud .................... cheer from a section of the crowd.

It was because the Holy Father.....

It was because the Holy Father.....had just done a crowd drive

And he was being passed about above everybodys heads ..................

And he was being passed about above everybodys heads ..................the cheers grew louder.

It was about this time when.....

It was about this time when....... we realised it wasn't the real Pope

An imposter had .......................

An imposter had .......................stolen his robes.

Meanwhile, back at the casino, the real Pope...

Meanwhile, back at the casino, the real Pope..............was on a winning streak

He was overcome with the gambling bug , so he put it all on ......................

He was overcome with the gambling bug , so he put it all on ...................... red

The croupier spun the roulette wheel and....