Complete the sentence

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This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

With that a beautiful redheaded mermaid swam across and ................. ran her delicate hands over me.

I can hardly describe the sensation. It was like.....

I can hardly describe the sensation. It was like.....cold dead fish being rubbed over you .

I couldn't hold it in and i just .......................

I couldn't hold it in and i just ....................... sneezed my load.

Poseidon let out a hearty laugh and said:..........

Poseidon let out a hearty laugh and said:....i think we better get you back to dry land .

So with a huge wave of water i was proppelled ...................

So with a huge wave of water i was proppelled on to Bondi Beach.

I landed with a smack on top of...

I landed with a smack on top of... a Welsh back-packer.

"What's going on?" she exclaimed; "I come all this way to.....

"What's going on?" she exclaimed; "I come all this way to this beach by 'ere and this bloke lands on me, like!"

So I picked up a leek and...

So I picked up a leek and...and offered to make her a nice soup with it .

Have you got somewhere we can go she asked , my reply was ...............

Have you got somewhere we can go she asked , my reply was ..............."Funny you should ask"

"I live nearby on Hastings St, do you want....

"I live nearby on Hastings St, do you want...to go there now

She winked and said .......................

She winked and said ............"OK, I need to wash these leeks offa me, like"

Upon arriving at my gaff....

Upon arriving at my gaff she went off to the bathroom, eating her lamb and coal pie as she went.

After half an hour...

After half an hour...she came out stark naked

But was i in for a shock , when....................

But was i in for a shock , when......... I saw her tattoos.

There was one of a .......................

There was one of a giant Winkle and another one of a sheep getting it up the jolly roger.

I gasped and...

I gasped and ..............and asked her if there were anymore .

She turned around to reveal ........................

She turned around to reveal a tattoo of my mum on one of her @rse cheeks and one of my dad on the other.

I thought I was going to...

I thought I was going to ............be sick especially when one of them winked when she sneezed .

But then a wave of passion washed over me and ..................

But then a wave of passion washed over me and I shot j!zz all over my parents.

Now I really did feel sick and...

Now I really did feel sick and...so i barfed everywhere .

With that she fled naked into the street .....................

With that she fled naked into the street, the jizz running down my mum's face as she went.

I thought, "I've had enough of this" and...

I thought, "I've had enough of this" and... hopped on a plane to Hong Kong.

As I was about to fall asleep on my first night.....

As I was about to fall asleep on my first night.....i suddenly got the urge for karaoke .

So found the closest bar and went in.................

So found the closest bar and went in dressed as one of the Village People.

I got a few stares...

I got a few stares... and the occasional wolf-whistle.

As I launched into Y.M.C.A. I noticed............

As I launched into Y.M.C.A. I noticed an old flame getting sloshed in the corner.

I gave her a wink...

I gave her a wink... and motioned her to join me on stage.

However, I soon realised it was a case of mistaken identity, 'she' had a........

However, I soon realised it was a case of mistaken identity, 'she' had a.....beard and nose ring

" Hi my names Slasher " said the Hells Angel " Do you want to go first ?" , my lips quivered .............

" Hi my names Slasher " said the Hells Angel " Do you want to go first ?" , my lips quivered .............and I started to sweat a little.

At that precise moment......

At that precise moment...... the Hot blonde from across the bar came toward us.



She turned to the Hell's angel with a sultry smile and said .........

She turned to the Hell's angel with a sultry smile and said ......... "What are you lookin' at, loser!" and then decked him.

I had to hustle her out of the bar and we went to....

I had to hussle her out of the bar and we went to.... my car.

The Angel got to his feet and gathered his mates, they got on their Harley's....

The Angel got to his feet and gathered his mates, they got on their Harley's.... and set off in hot pursuit.

Back at my hotel room....

Back at my hotel room.... I had to lock the door.

The hot blonde was lying naked on my bed and ........

The hot blonde was lying naked on my bed and ........ talking to somebody on her mobile phone.

As I walked over with her drink....

As I walked over with her drink.... there was a baning on the door.

As the door burst open, the Hell's Angel ...

As the door burst open, the Hell's Angel ... made a run at me.

"Did you want more ice?" I was saying to the blonde but then I....

"Did you want more ice?" I was saying to the blonde but then I.... turned around pulling my hidden dillinger.

As I pulled the trigger...

As I pulled the trigger... the phone on the bedside table started ringing.

The bullet richocheted of the bikie's badge and.....

The bullet richocheted of the bikie's badge and..... hit me in the groin.

I went down like a.....

I went down like a..... sack of potatoes.

Luckily, my room card cushioned most of the impact, otherwise....

Luckily, my room card cushioned most of the impact, otherwise.... I would have broken a nail.

The hotel manager stormed into the room...

The hotel manager stormed into the room... and asked me to leave the hotel with the blonde.

Unfortunately for the bikie, however,.......

Unfortunately for the bikie, however,....... decided the room has already been paid for.

So he pulled off his boots and....

So he pulled off his boots and.... went over to the mini bar.

There were some chocolate bars, nuts and some beer & spirits still there so....

There were some chocolate bars, nuts and some beer & spirits still there so.........he helped himself to it all .

But then Interpol arrived and thinking the bikie was me arrested him , he ............

But then Interpol arrived and thinking the bikie was me arrested him , he ........... put up a slight struggle at first but then surrendered himself, spilling nuts on the carpet.

By the time the hotel cleaners arrived, the blonde and me were....

By the time the hotel cleaners arrived, the blonde and me were....in a little alley behind a magic shop .

We tried the backdoor and found it open , going inside ....................

We tried the backdoor and found it open , going inside .................... we discovered it was in fact a false door leading to a hall of mirrors which we somehow avoided.

In the trick toy area however, I noticed....

In the trick toy area however, I noticed....a large box .

Stepping inside it all went black , until .....................