Complete the sentence

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This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

"Do any of these belong to you?" he said as he took out an old dog-eared Ribald mag and....a assortment of creams and gels

I blushed slightly , but admitted nothing . " Can i go now ? " i asked ...........

I blushed slightly , but admitted nothing . " Can i go now ? " i asked ......... hopefully, trying not to let him notice my dilated pupils.

"We're only just beginning, Sir... what would you say to.....

"We're only just beginning, Sir... what would you say to.....coming clean with me ? "

" Ok i admit they maybe mine " i said " But i can't be sure without ............

" Ok i admit they maybe mine " i said " But i can't be sure without ....... having a closer look."

At that, the Officer asked if I wanted a cup of tea. He then left the room so I.....

At that, the Officer asked if I wanted a cup of tea. He then left the room so I.....decided to take a look at the mag .

As he walked back into the room , he caught me ......................

As he walked back into the room , he caught me ........... hitting the wall calender across the room with my load.

"So, any luck with that?" he asked. The lady constable with him had a smile which...

"So, any luck with that?" he asked. The lady constable with him had a smile which...i smiled back at .

After a couple of hours i was released under caution , as i left the station a car pulled up and .....................

After a couple of hours i was released under caution , as i left the station a car pulled up and ........... and it was Jose's half sister, Conchita who was also smiling.

"Queeeeeeckque, hop in! You won't believe what's happened. Jose has...................

"Queeeeeeckque, hop in! You won't believe what's happened. Jose has.........stolen a elephant

After i got over the shock i ........................

After i got over the shock i ................. tried to think clearly and assess the situation.

Arriving at Jose's place we were confronted by ..........................

Arriving at Jose's place we were confronted by ..............a large electric fence

" What's going on?" i asked as we were ushered inside , Jose looked at me and said " After you left i put a coin in a fruit machine and won the jackpot ! $7,000,000 " .................

" What's going on?" i asked as we were ushered inside , Jose looked at me and said " After you left i put a coin in a fruit machine and won the jackpot ! $7,000,000 " ......... and ever since then I've had the Moldovan Mafia chasing after me... hence all this security and the electric fence.

"How much do they want?", I asked. "The whole lot!" said Jose "and to make things worse............................................

"How much do they want?", I asked. "The whole lot!" said Jose "and to make things worse.........they have kidnapped your Mother !"

" What ! " i shouted , " Get me a meeting with the Big Boss .................

" What ! " i shouted , " Get me a meeting with the Big Boss ...... "because I have an offer he won't be able to refuse"

We drove up to the gates of his compound and were let through. We were met at the front door by......................

We drove up to the gates of his compound and were let through. We were met at the front door by.........Olga the Big Boss's female bodyguard

" Drop your trousers ! " she growled as ......................

" Drop your trousers ! " she growled as ............ she order the other guards away.

"If you want to speak to the Boss, you'll have to wrestle me first!". We grappled on the marble floor but she got me into a headlock with her thighs.........

"If you want to speak to the Boss, you'll have to wrestle me first!". We grappled on the marble floor but she got me into a headlock with her thighs.........and forced me to comply

I lay there feeling used ....................

I lay there feeling used ............ but also kind of excited and this was soon noticed by Olga.

This seemed to cause offence and she was soon.................

This seemed to cause offence and she was soon........wipping out a knife

" That either goes or i cut it off !" she screamed . Just then a door opened and in walked ........

" That either goes or i cut it off !" she screamed . Just then a door opened and in walked ....... Conchita.

"What the hell are you doing to him?" she screamed as she....................

"What the hell are you doing to him?" she screamed as she.........walked in the room

And with a swipe of her arm she struck the bodyguard across the face . " He is our guest " she said " You will treat him with .................

And with a swipe of her arm she struck the bodyguard across the face . " He is our guest " she said " You will treat him with ................. with some respect!"

I was wondering how Conchita had got involved with such a dangerous mob but before I could ask her she gave me the secret sign - which was....................

I was wondering how Conchita had got involved with such a dangerous mob but before I could ask her she gave me the secret sign - which was.........a wink and a smile followed by a scratch of her left ear .

I then gave her the return sign , which was ........................

I then gave her the return sign , which was .................. right thumb & forefinger on left ear lobe followed by a short cough and a fart.

I was led into a large marble clad room with various statues of Gods perched in niches, which seemed to be................................

I was led into a large marble clad room with various statues of Gods perched in niches, which seemed to be.......staring into my soul

Suddenly there was a ..............................

Suddenly there was a ................... screeching sound as a large steel door at the end of the room opened up.

One of the guards then said "He's ready to see you now but can I please ask you to...............................

One of the guards then said "He's ready to see you now but can I please ask you to.........put some clothes back on

As i walked through the door i was shock to see ..........................

As i walked through the door i was shock to see ............... Jose standing naked with a fruit platter beside the Mafia Don.

"Would you care for something to eat? You look famished, my friend." said the Don who was wearing......................

"Would you care for something to eat? You look famished, my friend." said the Don who was wearing..........a gold velvet tracksuit

He looked me up and down , then explained what was going to happen ............

He looked me up and down , then explained what was going to happen ............ which was what I was dreading to hear.

"The human body can take a lot of pain but the true test of a man is...............

"The human body can take a lot of pain but the true test of a man is.........singing Karaoke

"So what are you going to sing ?" he asked while handing me a song book . I started to mumble ...............

"So what are you going to sing ?" he asked while handing me a song book . I started to mumble .......... the opening lines to "Unchained Melody" which seemed to bring an awkward smile to his face.

"You know my first wife insisted we play that at our wedding but I...........

"You know my first wife insisted we play that at our wedding but I...........hate it so much that i shot her there and then !

I quickly changed my mind and decided on My Way by Frank Sinatra , a decision which seemed to please my host so much that he ...........................

I quickly changed my mind and decided on My Way by Frank Sinatra , a decision which seemed to please my host so much that he ........................... dropped his guard for a moment and told the others to leave.

This was the opportunity I had been waiting for so I..................

This was the opportunity I had been waiting for so I.........grabbed the mic and belted the song out

My host looked on in shock , then........................

My host looked on in shock , then.................. started to cry.

"I guess we have been wrong about your friend Jose all along. Anyone who has a friend like you - with a classic crooner voice - should be able to keep his winnings. How about I.....

"I guess we have been wrong about your friend Jose all along. Anyone who has a friend like you - with a classic crooner voice - should be able to keep his winnings. How about I.....give you both a lift back to the hotel

We parted on great terms and as Jose and myself shook hands at the hotel doors we ............................

We parted on great terms and as Jose and myself shook hands at the hotel doors we ........ decided to have an afternoon nap in our rooms and meet downstairs at the bar at 6.

It was then I had the strangest dream about............................

It was then I had the strangest dream about..........Alien Dolphins on Motorbikes

With those thoughts running around my mind i ............................

With those thoughts running around my mind i ................. got up and went downstairs to the pool area in an effort to clear my mind.

A very attractive and friendly waitress came over to my reclining chair and asked..............

A very attractive and friendly waitress came over to my reclining chair and asked.......if i would like a fish

" A fish ?" i asked opening my eyes to look at her , it was then i realised .............

" A fish ?" i asked opening my eyes to look at her , it was then i realised ........ she wasn't wearing any knickers.

With that we went into a nearby storeroom and.....................

With that we went into a nearby storeroom and.................made passionate love

The noise we were making alerted .....................

The noise we were making alerted .......... a passing guest but she had obviously seen this type of caper before and with a wink continued walking to the BBQ area without breaking her stride.

After about 55 minutes we were finished. The sun was beginning to set now and other people...............

After about 55 minutes we were finished. The sun was beginning to set now and other people..........were starting to arrive around the BBQ area

I kissed the waitress goodbye and promised to see her later , i had built up a good appetite so i decided to join the everyone else at the BBQ ...................

I kissed the waitress goodbye and promised to see her later , i had built up a good appetite so i decided to join the everyone else at the BBQ .......... and selected my snags and steaks accordingly.

Whilst I was waiting for my ticket number to flash up on the screen I received a call from Conchita who asked me..................................

Whilst I was waiting for my ticket number to flash up on the screen I received a call from Conchita who asked me...............................to order her a 24oz rump

I thought to myself that's a big steak for a small girl, but then i ................................

I thought to myself that's a big steak for a small girl, but then i ........... always knew she had a big appetite too.

The food was ready and Conchita arrived. We washed it all down with a jug of beer. Afterwards, we discussed how ...................

The food was ready and Conchita arrived. We washed it all down with a jug of beer. Afterwards, we discussed how ...........we were going to spend Jose money

We decided we would all go on a holiday to .........................................

We decided we would all go on a holiday to ................. Laos but not for the inner tube rafting most people usually go there for.

I never knew Conchita had an interest in .........................................