Complete the sentence

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

Stepping inside it all went black , until ....... I touched the sides of it.

It then turned yellow and I could make out a figure who looked a lot like....

It then turned yellow and I could make out a figure who looked a lot like....charlie chan

That took me back to my childhood and all those movies , i was snapped back into reality by ............

That took me back to my childhood and all those movies , i was snapped back into reality by ............the hot blonde.

She was now asking me to.........................

She was now asking me to.........to say Abracadabra

I did and there was a puff of smoke , then when we walk out the box we were ...............

I did and there was a puff of smoke , then when we walk out the box we were ......... back out on the street.

The bikie was out there waiting and he soon.....

The bikie was out there waiting and he soon.....grabbed the blonde and dragged her away .

I t thought about following but something stopped me .....................

I thought about following but something stopped me ............ I was still in my pyjamas and dressing gown.

Instead I hailed a cab and we set off to.........................

Instead I hailed a cab and we set off to...the airport

My plan was to escape the Interpol officers and flee the country , but then...............

My plan was to escape the Interpol officers and flee the country , but then......... I realised I'd need some more respectable clothes.

I went into a market and saw.....

I went into a market and saw.....a lovelly red dress

I thought going in drag may throw them off ..............

I thought going in drag may throw them off .............. so I bought that and a nice matching hat.

At customs, things were going well........

At customs, things were going well........and i passed through with no hitches .

I smiled as i took my seat on the plane , only for that to be ...............

I smiled as i took my seat on the plane , only for that to be ...............right up the back near the hosties area.

No sooner after take off.......

No sooner after take off.......when one of my false boobs burst

The stewardess came running over .................

The stewardess came running over .................and apologised for my inconvenience.

Then without warning she...........................

Then without warning she.......popped my other boob!!

Your under arrest she said as she ......................

Your under arrest she said as she ............... flashed her badge.

I was then handcuffed to the arm rests and told to put my seat to the.....

I was then handcuffed to the arm rests and told to put my seat to the......upright position .

But as i did the handcuffs slipped off , i panicked and..............

But as i did the handcuffs slipped off , i panicked and........ got sucked out through the window.

Luckily, I had my parachute on still but.......

Luckily, I had my parachute on still but....I had no idea were i was

As i parachuted down to the ground i looked for a clue , and saw .................

As i parachuted down to the ground i looked for a clue , and saw ............ lots of horses tied up outside a hotel.

As I entered the noisy saloon........

As I entered the noisy saloon.......everyone fell silent .

Are you Billy the Kid ?the bartender asked ...............

Are you Billy the Kid? the bartender asked, waving his 'I Billy the Kid' flag.

I pulled out my...

I pulled out my ..........wallet to get my i.d.

But to my surprise it wasn't my wallet , it was a 6 shooter . Everyone fell to the floor ................

Everyone fell to the floor laughing because it was a 6 pea shooter.

This made me furious so...

This made me furious so ...........i jumped over the bar .

And grabbed a........................

And grabbed a................... waitress hostage.

However, I then felt some stubble against my arm and this.....

However, I then felt some stubble against my arm and this.....shocked me as she was an attractive woman .

But her 5 o'clock shadow was now showing , she screamed and then ..........

But her 5 o'clock shadow was now showing , she screamed and then ....... ran down the aisle half naked and screaming.

As the Captain opened his cabin door to see...

As the Captain opened his cabin door to see...what was going on .

I stormed into the cockpit and .................

I stormed into the cockpit and ............ knocked the drinks trolley into the flight engineers ribs.

The Co-pilot swung round holding a ........................

The Co-pilot swung round holding a .......cup of coffee

Kiss me he said ...............

Kiss me he said ............ and leaned over pouting his lips with his eyes closed.

It grabbed the coffee and......

It grabbed the coffee and......throw it in his face

He ran screaming down the aisle as i locked the cabin door , take me to ...........

He ran screaming down the aisle as i locked the cabin door , take me to .......... Cartagena, Columbia....or else!

The Captain adjusted the settings and the plane veered....

The Captain adjusted the settings and the plane veered........ left

I sat back and smiled , which turned out to be a ...............

I sat back and smiled , which turned out to be a ......... blessing in disguise.

The curtains opened and out came..................................

The curtains opened and out came......my mother!

" Hello son " she said , now stop being a dimwit and give yourself up ............

" Hello son " she said , now stop being a dimwit and give yourself up ............ so how could I resist?

After we landed in Gatwick it was....

After we landed in Gatwick it was......... New Scoland Yard where there to meet us .

Mum was crying until , all was revealed ...............

Mum was crying until , all was revealed ......... and I was free to go.

We decided to have lunch in town, near .......

We decided to have lunch in town, near .......St Pauls Cathedral

I was about to order when .................

I was about to order when ......... a pigeon shat on my bread plate.

Luckily, I had already............................

Luckily, I had already.........taken the bread off it .

But Mum thought it was pate and spread some on her bread , and before i ............

But Mum thought it was pate and spread some on her bread , and before i ............ had chance to explain

She wiped the plate clean, this appeared to........

She wiped the plate clean, this appeared to...give her lease of life .

She jump up and started doing cartwheels down the street , i quickly paid the bill and ran after her only to ......................

She jump up and started doing cartwheels down the street , i quickly paid the bill and ran after her only to ........... lose her in the crowded street.

I decided to pop into a pub to work out the next step but then....

I decided to pop into a pub to work out the next step but then....she cartwheeled in and across the bar !

I managed to grab her dress , but she .................

I managed to grab her dress , but she ....... was moving too fast.

She then cartwheeled through to the...................

She then cartwheeled through to the........street again

But straight into a .........................