Complete the sentence

First topic message reminder :

This is a game where you complete the sentence of the previous post and start off a new sentence for the next poster to complete.

Its not to make a story, just a load of random sentences.

To start you off:

The fridge door wouldnt open so I............

But straight into a ............... cop on his lunch break.

"Excuse me Ma'am, would you mind.........................................

"Excuse me Ma'am, would you mind...........getting out of my pasta " he said

Mum finally came to her senses and ....................

Mum finally came to her senses and ........... apologised to the cop for the inconvenience.

When I came out of the bar Mum was...............................

When I came out of the bar Mum was...........crying tears of joy

I haven't felt that good in ages she said , can we get ..............

I haven't felt that good in ages she said , can we get ........... a table over there for a bite to eat?

We sat down and the waiter came over looking......

We sat down and the waiter came over looking......very sad

" Whats wrong ? " i asked ..............

" Whats wrong ? " i asked .......... him with a concerned look on my face.

"We've had bikie troubles here in the restaurant, can you......

"We've had bikie troubles here in the restaurant, can you......help out ?

To my horror it was the bikie gang i had had all the trouble with , i turned to ..............

To my horror it was the bikie gang i had had all the trouble with , i turned to ........... look outside and there I saw them.

The head bikie from the hotel room scuffle was standing there along with...................

The head bikie from the hotel room scuffle was standing there along with.....200 others

Do you have a back door i asked the waiter ?...............

Do you have a back door i asked the waiter ?........ rather anxiously.

"No, but you can use my bike & buggie in the garage if you like, see.......

"No, but you can use my bike & buggie in the garage if you like, see.....that door it leads to the garage .

Grabbing Mums hand i rushed for the door , only to be met ................

Grabbing Mums hand i rushed for the door , only to be met ...... by Jose.

"C'mon, I have my van ready to go, let's...............

"C'mon, I have my van ready to go, let's...get out of here.

I was in shock but went anyway , it had been nearly a year since i had seen Jose .............

I was in shock but went anyway , it had been nearly a year since i had seen Jose ....... and he hadn't changed.

"The pool cleaning business went bust, so after I got married I went back to working for.....

"The pool cleaning business went bust, so after I got married I went back to working for.....my uncle in ths restaurant .

"But lets catch up later " he said " Those bikies look like they are going to....

"But lets catch up later " he said " Those bikies look like they are going to.... a convention next door.

Mum got a taxi home and Jose and me thought we'd see what....

Mum got a taxi home and Jose and me thought we'd see what....was going on with the bikies

Lets dress up as bikies , that way we can blend in ...............

Lets dress up as bikies , that way we can blend in ......... at their Annual Conference (which happens to be tomorrow)

The next day, all was set and we arrived.....

The next day, all was set and we arrived... i realised Jose looked like a member of the Village People

But it was to late to stop now so we pushed open the doors and walked in .........

But it was to late to stop now so we pushed open the doors and walked in ........ to find the bikies we in the middle of a meeting.

Jose called out to the Head Cadre across the packed hall: "..............................................

Jose called out to the Head Cadre across the packed hall: "........Hey Gringo , whats going down ?"

Everyone turned to look at us , and that was when ........................

Everyone turned to look at us , and that was when ............. Mum came down the aisle on a Harley.

After doing a wheelie, she ground to a halt..........

After doing a wheelie, she ground to a halt....." Who's first ? " she shouted

The shocked look on the bikies was great , but then ....................

The shocked look on the bikies was great , but then ............... Mum started the auction for charity.

"One, slightly used England tracksuit! May I have a first bid?" she said........................

"One, slightly used England tracksuit! May I have a first bid?" she said...." £10 "
Came a voice from the back , everyone turn to see who it was and the shock as they recognised him was spectacular it was..................

Came a voice from the back , everyone turn to see who it was and the shock as they recognised him was spectacular it was....... Jose!

"Hey, that's the guy who stole my bike!" screamed a bikie..............................

"Hey, that's the guy who stole my bike!" screamed a bikie.........they turned on us

So we ran as fast as we could into ......................

So we ran as fast as we could into ......... the lobby and out onto to street again.

Jose had brought the truck around and was waiting for us with......................

Jose had brought the truck around and was waiting for us with........his twin Jose B .

Quickly we jumped in and the truck screached away ............

Quickly we jumped in and the truck screached away ............ towards St Tropez.

We were pleasantly surprised upon arrival at the casino to see......................

We were pleasantly surprised upon arrival at the casino to see....our names were on the guest list .

So having been showered and change we entered the casino in our dinner suits , that was when i noticed ...............

So having been showered and change we entered the casino in our dinner suits , that was when i noticed ......... a portrait of Dean Martin on the wall.

"Was he a guest here?" I asked the..........................................

"Was he a guest here?" I asked the..........nearest waiter

" A guest ? " he replied " Mr Martin owned this place , in fact The Family still do if you know what i meen " ..........

KingKenny7Heaven wrote:


" A guest ? " he replied " Mr Martin owned this place , in fact The Family still do if you know what i meen " ..........

.....Did'nt you want to say "Mean" given the size of the portions?

" A guest ? " he replied " Mr Martin owned this place , in fact The Family still do if you know what i mean " ....... "are you a Dean Martin family fan, Sir?"

"Not really" I said. "More of a Frankie fan actually. Have you...........

"Not really" I said. "More of a Frankie fan actually. Have you.....ever had him here ?

" Frank was always the real boss " said the waiter " in fact your booked in his old room , but be ...............

" Frank was always the real boss " said the waiter " in fact your booked in his old room , but be .......warned. Female fans still try to break into the suite late at night.

The room looked as thought it had seen................

The room looked as though it had seen......some wild partys

There were still we love Frankie notes written on the walls , and in the bathroom ......................

The room looked as though it had seen......some wild partys

There were still we love Frankie notes written on the walls , and in the bathroom ....... some unused condoms.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door and when I opened it..........................

The room looked as though it had seen......some wild partys

There were still we love Frankie notes written on the walls , and in the bathroom ....... some unused condoms.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door and when I opened it..........................there stood Benny

As I looked over his shoulder ..........................

Suddenly there was a knock on the door and when I opened it...................there stood Benny. As I looked over his shoulder I could see a pretty maid immaculately dressed with a warm smile.

"There were some wonderful parties with Frank & the Boys in this room. Would you like..............

"There were some wonderful parties with Frank & the Boys in this room. Would you like........me to turn down the bed ?"

Looking at the maid more closely , it was plain to see she could of been Frankies daughter . I started to ..................

Looking at the maid more closely , it was plain to see she could of been Frankies daughter . I started to ....... grow attracted to her.

"Is there anything else I can help you with before.....

"Is there anything else I can help you with before...i leave ?" she asked

I couldn't help myself and grabbed her and kissed her.................

I couldn't help myself and grabbed her and kissed her.............. passionately.

With that she ripped my shirt off to reveal.................................

With that she ripped my shirt off to reveal......my new tattoo MOTHER

She started to laugh , but i stopped her by .....................

She started to laugh , but i stopped her by ........ showing her my other tattoo on my back.

Written in large black letters was: ".......................................

Written in large black letters was: "...FUNKER "

" Is that mispelled ? " she asked , " No " i replied " Do you wanna feel the Funk ? " . Her jaw dropped as started to ......................

" Is that mispelled ? " she asked , " No " i replied " Do you wanna feel the Funk ? " . Her jaw dropped as I started to ....... show my wares.

After 45 mins we slumped exhausted on the bed. Then there was a knock on the door. It was................