Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:29

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Mon 07 Oct 2013, 11:14

Not love escaping to one when the wife starts moaning

Flask

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Oct 2013, 12:47

Coax a drunk octopus out of there

Piledriver

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Oct 2013, 22:58

Do one now in the WWE

Clothesline

by **Pal Joey** Sun 20 Oct 2013, 10:43

Keep the birds off them here

Front Row Seat

by **Kenny** Sun 20 Oct 2013, 13:00

Not get picked on by the comic

Rope ladder

by **Pal Joey** Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:21

Un-tie it going down it from the top

Harp

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Oct 2013, 15:44

find a can of it nowadays

DoubleDecker

by **Pal Joey** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:07

Not leave the top deck uneaten

Fanfare

by **Kenny** Wed 23 Oct 2013, 23:44

ignore if your vain

Cork

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 10:58

Throw it and hit a mad elephant's rump... once it has charged at you.

Disclosure

by **Kenny** Thu 24 Oct 2013, 12:54

Avoid if your broke

Doorstop

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Oct 2013, 09:03

Not trip over it occasionally

Coat hanger

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:04

Hang your trousers on if it hasn't got the bar on it

Broom stick

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 10:46

Put a patent on it

Slipstream

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Nov 2013, 12:08

afford one of the jets

Mole

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Nov 2013, 08:39

Lead it towards the glittering prize without using a torch smeared in peanut butter.

Toll Bridge

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:53

avoid paying the toll

Tree

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Nov 2013, 05:41

Get similar quotes to rip them out.

Wise Guy

by **Kenny** Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:37

make him sleep with the fishes if he's a made guy

VHS

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:27

Play my old VHS cassettes on... I threw mine out.

Mime Artist

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:33

not want to kill

Mask

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 02:28

Lick your nose

Pre-recorded show

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:08

think that its live

Carol Singer

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:11

Harmonize

voucher that's out of date

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:24

Give it to the nephew you don't like for christmas without getting a dirty look off your wife

Sixpence

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:31

Spend it

Royal Flush

by **Kenny** Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:44

get one when you need it

Alarm clock

by **Pal Joey** Sat 30 Nov 2013, 12:12

Take it with you to church

Prawn Trawling Licence

by **Kenny** Mon 02 Dec 2013, 12:08

Catch Sharks with it

TV Sitcom

by **Pal Joey** Thu 05 Dec 2013, 21:30

Imitate the canned laughter

Moody Chef

by **Kenny** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 14:07

Get them to cook your steak well done

Unicorn

by **Pal Joey** Sat 07 Dec 2013, 22:45

Hang 5 on it's horn

Nugget of Gold

by **Kenny** Sun 08 Dec 2013, 18:19

find a big enough one

Manager

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Dec 2013, 06:45

Take them seriously

Ham & cheese sandwich

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:24

Not want to toast it before eating

Mince Pie

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 21:49

Eat a few of them without getting that burning sensation in your guts

Tug Boat

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Dec 2013, 23:23

See one doing it's job nowadays

Christmas Card

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Dec 2013, 03:35

Not put it in a visible place for a few weeks.

Shopping Trolley

by **Kenny** Mon 16 Dec 2013, 14:53

get it to roll past that point were the wheels lock

Farm

by **Pal Joey** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 13:11

Stop the inevitable cycle of drought, floods, locusts and cattle rustlers.

Life Raft

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Dec 2013, 23:52

Get all the women and children out of one to save yourself

Fan

by **Pal Joey** Sat 21 Dec 2013, 09:30

Get enough relief out of it in this heat.

Shopping Mall

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 09:23

Get around one at Christmas without being bump left right and center

Love Letter

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 09:32

sign it with your DNA

King of Clubs

by **Kenny** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:03

Draw it when you you already have the 10 Jack Queen King at poker

Whistle

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Dec 2013, 22:51

Find one without a worn pea these days

Shipyard

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:14

find one thats still open in the North East

Onesie

by **Pal Joey** Wed 01 Jan 2014, 23:35

Fart inside it

Rebel Without A Cause

by **Kenny** Fri 03 Jan 2014, 15:48

Get James Dean to star in a sequel

Fairy Princess

by **Pal Joey** Sat 04 Jan 2014, 11:16

Break her Wand

Stamp Collection

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