Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:32 pm

Get away from if your names Starsky

Wind Tunnel

by **Pal Joey** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:42 pm

Hold a Jenga World Championships in one

Pulley

by **Kenny** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 3:40 pm

Remove a tooth with one

3pin plug

by **Pal Joey** Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:44 pm

Plug it in a 2pin socket

Noisy cockatoo (sounds like someone's strangling it)

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:01 am

Get to sleep while it's cockatooing

Chairman

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:56 am

they are worse than alarm clocks... about an hour earlier too!

Use the power of veto on him to take his car space.

Saucepan

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 2:28 pm

keep the lid on it when someone else blows the lid off

cheeky little number

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 3:06 pm

wait to get it home after the party

Video Diary

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 4:35 pm

broadcast in public the bit you filmed after the party with the cheeky little number

mind like a sieve

by **Kenny** Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:37 pm

remember your wedding anniversary with

Biscuit Tin

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 6:45 am

Reverse park a 777-300ER into one

Take away plastic coffee lid

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:50 am

Open without spilling

Flower Pot

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:15 pm

Move it without upsetting the micro-organisms

Slide rule

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:31 am

Use it to become the ruler of the playground slide

small number of vermin

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Sep 2012, 3:00 pm

Stop them from breeding

Sofa

by **Pal Joey** Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:35 pm

Take your DNA off it.

Drinks Tray

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 1:49 pm

win a downhill race on

Vulture

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Sep 2012, 11:41 pm

Share a prawn cocktail with

Grab Rail

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:04 am

Chin-ups

Spangle wrapper

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:52 am

Place a Spangle back in it once it's been opened.

Desert Ranch

by TopHat24/7 Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:00 am

Raise cattle.

Winkle.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:01 am

Pick it.

Dense Fog

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Sep 2012, 1:18 pm

Quench your thirst

lack of supervision

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Sep 2012, 1:30 pm

Not get into trouble

Litter bin

by **Pal Joey** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43 pm

Get that smell out of it

Porch Dog

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Sep 2012, 12:56 pm

Wipe your feet on it

Snail

by **Pal Joey** Sat 29 Sep 2012, 1:11 am

Go on a protest march with

Golliwog

by **Kenny** Tue 02 Oct 2012, 4:37 pm

call it that anymore

Jam jar

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 02 Oct 2012, 7:38 pm

Drive one without a license

Pen and ink

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Oct 2012, 11:23 pm

Eat them for afternoon tea

Pair of scissors

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 03 Oct 2012, 11:27 pm

Beat 'rock'

Piece of paper

by **Pal Joey** Wed 03 Oct 2012, 11:30 pm

Beat 'scissors'

Rock

by **Kenny** Thu 04 Oct 2012, 11:02 am

Eat it

Statue

by **Pal Joey** Thu 04 Oct 2012, 11:54 am

Stand as still as one.

Ball Screw

by **Kenny** Fri 05 Oct 2012, 10:54 am

Flatten it off

Newspaper

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Oct 2012, 12:33 pm

Fold it in half more than 12 times

Mirror

by **Pal Joey** Sat 06 Oct 2012, 4:34 am

See your real self as other do.

Fish Market

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Oct 2012, 2:49 pm

Buy £1 fish ............come on ladies come on ladies £1 fish

Umpire

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 5:50 am

Give "Out" (unless they are on the take...)

Red Balloon

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 12:22 pm

count 99 fly by

Fishing Hook

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 12:23 pm

Properly hook a stiff upper lip with

Dodgem Car

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 12:27 pm

Not enjoy riding in one

Fairground

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 1:25 pm

Create an attraction that's per-er-er-er-er-er-fect music

hand tied behind your back

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 4:52 pm

Not want to challenge someone to a contest

Cuckoo Clock

by **Pal Joey** Tue 09 Oct 2012, 11:16 pm

Explain it's meaning to the cat

Oil Pipeline

by **Kenny** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:36 pm

Prevent from leaking

Shark Cage

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 1:27 pm

Stop yourself from fliching when the shark tries to bite it/you

Certain Ratio

by **Kenny** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 1:30 pm

Change it in your favour

PSP

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Oct 2012, 1:41 pm

Join it unless you live there (you did mean the Portuguese Socialist Party, didn't you?)

misunderstanding

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