Things you cant do with a .....................

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Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.


Hutch

Hide from a new girlfriend

Candle

Blow it out from the other side of the room.

Dodgem Car Attendant

get them to give you the right change

Sports Presenter

Put a poster of them on your wall

Call center salesperson

get them to stop talking long enough to tell them your not interested

Car Salesman

make friends with them

Vineyard

Get me out of one

Wolf

Floss it's teeth whilst its trying to attack you

Rear View Mirror

Not keep looking in if your a taxi driver

Clock face

Not get called knobhead.....oh I thought you said cockface!

Lie about the time.

Pile Carpet

Shag it

Pie maker

make a cake with it

Mint

Freshen a Billingsgate Sasquatch.

Tissue

Catch an avalanche of boulders in one.

Angle grinder

Grind an Anglosaxon

Bicycle pump

Inflate a quark with one

Virtual Incident

feel it

Welk

Teach a dyslexic Whelk how to spell.

Love Heart

Misunderstand the symbolism

Dugite

whistle with it

Ball

remove it from my chain

Shelf life

out live it

First half lead

Not give it away so easily

Barking mutt

get it to stay quiet when your suffering a hangover


TV guide

Use it to stop the rain

Umbrella