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Teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Twist, send votes to Hero
Teams in the Cherries League, PM tactics to Afro and Hero, send votes to Sodhat

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC Pass The Dutchie - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

nadeem2099 wrote:If i watch Emmerdale,
I turn a little pale,
And feel like humping a whale,
With my 18inch nail.

Okay, who had long and thin?

nadeem2099 wrote:If i watch Emmerdale,
I turn a little pale,
And feel like humping a whale,
With my 18inch nail.

The average Blue Whale has a 6ft Winkle.
You're so stupid it don't take a genuis
Educate yourself fool and and watch the show
It's preety cool like Uncle Fan
Watch Azzy he don't like if you have a tan

Guys I cant get my votes in. Gotto leave work for personal issue. Not sure if ill be on tomorrow. Ill be popping in and out. Sorry

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Napoli charged with match fixing

Oh-oh, who owns Paolo Cannavaro

I think Marky should be forced to forfeit this weeks games while an investigation takes place

I think you should shut, the hell, up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVxlCh7Hn-Q

Offer worker goes crazy after copies of his work are accidently thrown on the floor!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Guys I cant get my votes in. Gotto leave work for personal issue. Not sure if ill be on tomorrow. Ill be popping in and out. Sorry

Hope everything is ok mate.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Guys I cant get my votes in. Gotto leave work for personal issue. Not sure if ill be on tomorrow. Ill be popping in and out. Sorry

Hope everything is ok mate.

What he said. Remember, real life (narrowly) comes first.

Seriously hoping that Zebs got his you-know-what stuck in a jam jar on his lunchbreak...

That said, that'll be two weeks in a row for Zebs with ZERO income - and he had to sell Dede to pay Trebs the money he owed him. I think we should instigate the weekly £1m 2ebra's Donkey Award"

Friday's fixtures in the Cup;

Cup Week 1:
Spanish Group: Deportivo la Chorizo v Spanish Bank FC, Total Juan Carrs FC v Deportivo My Sharona

English Group: Moleicester City v AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC, Bradistan Glue Sniffers v No Respek FC Pass The Dutchie

German Group: FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch v Sour Krauts United, Bratwurst Mannschaft v VFL Fassbender

Italian Group: FC Murder On Zidane's Floor v Atalanta Falcons, Under Brescia FC v Bunga Bunga FC

I have my squad set for neck muscle building work in training this week ready for Olly's aeriel assault

When will results be announced?

Not until tomorrow at the earliest as voting is open until tonight

Afternoon

Nandio

not much going on today fro-jo shall vote later

No worries. Will the £1m be addable today or tomorrow?

It'll be tomorrow Trebs

Where is Sodhat today?

Giggs availablefor cash offers

He was on very briefly earlier Viva.

Nandio - not much at all. I think everyone is waiting for Bull's F1 league to start

@ThreeUKSupport Hi when do I get the update for Jellybean on my Samsung S3? I got my S3 with Three on contract back in June.

@offical_nothing Hi there, if it's available for your version of the phone it can be downloaded from Samsung Kies. It's only available at the moment for phones currently running our custom software, not for any phones running open market software.

What the hell does that mean? What other software am I running, I got my phone from Three.

Bull can I join your F1 League please. I want to be Ferrari and my two drivers are Vettel and Button.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:@ThreeUKSupport Hi when do I get the update for Jellybean on my Samsung S3? I got my S3 with Three on contract back in June.

@offical_nothing Hi there, if it's available for your version of the phone it can be downloaded from Samsung Kies. It's only available at the moment for phones currently running our custom software, not for any phones running open market software.

What the hell does that mean? What other software am I running, I got my phone from Three.

Because you have free choice and are not restricted like Apple users, you could easily have downloaded software from other sources

Balotelli is on the 23 player shortlist for Ballon d'Or. How?

I'm so peed, others have got Jelly Bean while I'm still stuck on the old software.

Will media questions be put up today?

Also, Neymar on there, which is probably deserved, but anyone know the last time a player from outside the European leagues made the top 3?

@ThreeUKSupport Hi when do I get the update for Jellybean on my Samsung S3? I got my S3 with Three on contract back in June.

@offical_nothing Hi there, if it's available for your version of the phone it can be downloaded from Samsung Kies. It's only available at the moment for phones currently running our custom software, not for any phones running open market software.

BOOM, I have Jellybean on my Nexus, have had it for arount month & a half.
S3 has a different software platform to say my Nexus so id imagin it Jellybean will go through the required coding (or whatever) to work on the S3 platform then it will be released.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Balotelli is on the 23 player shortlist for Ballon d'Or. How?

Rooney rule.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

@ThreeUKSupport Hi when do I get the update for Jellybean on my Samsung S3? I got my S3 with Three on contract back in June.

@offical_nothing Hi there, if it's available for your version of the phone it can be downloaded from Samsung Kies. It's only available at the moment for phones currently running our custom software, not for any phones running open market software.

BOOM, I have Jellybean on my Nexus, have had it for arount month & a half.
S3 has a different software platform to say my Nexus so id imagin it Jellybean will go through the required coding (or whatever) to work on the S3 platform then it will be released.

I know a mate of mine has a Nexus and got Jelly Bean same time as you. It is already out on the S3 but for some reason I haven't got it.

Nadeem I see you are around you little toe rag.

You claim that your cousin had your controller over the weekend and you wouldn't be online. I checked my friends list an it showed me that you were on after you said you won't be. You were on 606v2 during the weekend so you seen my comment calling you out but you igored it. I am not letting this go, you are a chump, a fake. You don't deserve to play against me!

BigFellasAfro wrote:Balotelli is on the 23 player shortlist for Ballon d'Or. How?

Euros

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nadeem I see you are around you little toe rag.

You claim that your cousin had your controller over the weekend and you wouldn't be online. I checked my friends list an it showed me that you were on after you said you won't be. You were on 606v2 during the weekend so you seen my comment calling you out but you igored it. I am not letting this go, you are a chump, a fake. You don't deserve to play against me!

Don't worry baby, he's running scared. A couple of fluky victories while you were shaking off the ring rust and he thinks he's Mohammad Ali.

Well you listen here Nadz. Viva floats like an ocean liner, stings like a thousand jellyfish, and he will take your team and break them piece by piece. SMASH! Viva is the victor

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Tell me about it. I play every night from about 10-12, and I get the occasional game out of Marky and diddly squat from Hero. Despite how easy I am to beat

Ill give you an ass kicking if your that fussed Azzy

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nadeem I see you are around you little toe rag.

You claim that your cousin had your controller over the weekend and you wouldn't be online. I checked my friends list an it showed me that you were on after you said you won't be. You were on 606v2 during the weekend so you seen my comment calling you out but you igored it. I am not letting this go, you are a chump, a fake. You don't deserve to play against me!

Don't worry baby, he's running scared. A couple of fluky victories while you were shaking off the ring rust and he thinks he's Mohammad Ali.

Well you listen here Nadz. Viva floats like an ocean liner, stings like a thousand jellyfish, and he will take your team and break them piece by piece. SMASH! Viva is the victor

REWEETED BY VIVA

You can't test us Nadeem you vagrant.

Viva:
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/samsung-galaxy-s3-jelly-bean-on-o2-today-vodafone-monday-50009532/
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/samsung-galaxy-s3-jelly-bean-update-now-on-o2-and-vodafone-50009536/

Strange as both state Jelly Bean is available on Three.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva:
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/samsung-galaxy-s3-jelly-bean-on-o2-today-vodafone-monday-50009532/
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/samsung-galaxy-s3-jelly-bean-update-now-on-o2-and-vodafone-50009536/

Strange as both state Jelly Bean is available on Three.

I know thats why I asked them and they come out with some rubbish that they only update the phones that are on thier custome software. I don't know what that means but I got the phone from Three and I haven't changed anything.

Its official Nexus Tablet 32Gb for £200, I'm getting one. #IpadKiller

im not making one but hopefully Nando is

no im not


Surprised Azzy hasn't taken up my offer of an ass kicking at fifa by now

Xbox Live Fifa 13 League (Unofficial and based on head to head record)
1. Nando
2. Marky
3. Azzy
4. Hero

PS3 Live Fifa 13 League (Official and based on head to head record)

1. Viva
2. Zidane
3. Olly
4. Nadeem
5. Russ

PS3 sux

(official)

im not on there Viva as i dont have Fifa 13

He was only naming the top 5 anyway Bull.

Marky wrote:Xbox Live Fifa 13 League (Unofficial and based on head to head record)
1. Nando
2. Marky
3. Azzy
4. Hero

VivaPaulScholes wrote:PS3 Live Fifa 13 League (Official and based on head to head record)

1. Viva
2. Zidane
3. Olly
4. Nadeem
5. Russ

Is that really the true table? Given that Nadeem keeps beating you (whether it be fair or not), it doesn't seem right.

Marky wrote:Xbox Live Fifa 13 League (Unofficial and based on head to head record)
1. Nando
2. Marky
3. Azzy
4. Hero

Played 2 won 1, not that bad surely!

(In fairness if everyone was on fifa13 I'd be 16th)

Fernando wrote:

Marky wrote:Xbox Live Fifa 13 League (Unofficial and based on head to head record)
1. Nando
2. Marky
3. Azzy
4. Hero

Unlike Viva i'm happy to admit i've not been getting the better of Nando lately. I'm not that far behind, but still behind.

On a sidenote, I love that as soon as you get a tiny bit bored of one format, you can play something completely different! Ultimate Team, Be a Pro/Player Mode, Manager Mode, Seasons, Online Friendlies, Fifa 13 is class.

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:Xbox Live Fifa 13 League (Unofficial and based on head to head record)
1. Nando
2. Marky
3. Azzy
4. Hero

Played 2 won 1, not that bad surely!

(In fairness if everyone was on fifa13 I'd be 16th)

I don't recall you winning, but even still, inactivity counts against you.