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Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble FC Swag - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Bayern My Erch - Fan

Really good signing for them. I really wanted him at Everton

I remember that too Viva, it was on Sky Sports News at the time. The Police came down to disperse them, and they came back again that same night

GSC, where'd you see that? Magnificent signing if true.

hey guys

Same with Rooney when he threatened to leave, there was a huge mob outside his house near me, my mother in law couldn't get to work for ages due to it as she works next to his house.

Just read it now, Spurs can sell Sandro AND Parker this summer, get £15m, buy a striker. Wow.

There aren't many Bosmans these days, that's a real coup for Spurs.

Has the league resumed yet

Great signing for spurs. Love AVB
Heard that on talksport earlier.

Russell Wilson Sucks wrote:Has the league resumed yet

Nope, next week.

John NOT Terry ‏@BigJohnTerry
Can't believe Kevin Prince-Boateng kicked the ball at me, he could have killed me... was only a bit of banter!

Come on, say it's true!! (Not to Arsenal)

"Defender Benedikt Howedes, 24, reportedly targeted by Manchester United and Arsenal, has decided to postpone contract talks with his club Schalke until the end of the season, putting Premier League clubs on alert. "

Ahh soon tired off too Wigan today, apparently it's a s***hole

Wigan's ground is in the middle of an industrial estate, but its a nice ground.

(Once went as a drunken neutral to Wigan v Chelsea with my dad)

Crawley v Reading though, I know I've probably jinxed it, but I genuinely smell a cupset...

I'll be at QPR vs Albion...not confident!

Ah I was going to put on a big bet today but was too busy watching darts I completely forgot. If this keeps up I'll be cheering on West Ham.

Silkmen!!!! Silkmen!!!!!

Gutted with our result today, but more importantly - has anyone else seen Sombrero Man at QPR?

Kieron Dyer scored against you

Dude forget that, you're a mid-table team! Have you ever seen Sombrero Man at QPR?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Dude forget that, you're a mid-table team! Have you ever seen Sombrero Man at QPR?

No I don't study the creatures that go to Loftus Road that closely

OMG he was hilarious, he has a Morocco flag - hung upside down - and wears a sombrero, shouts gibberish at the away fans, has a horn and a trumpet that he plays out of his backside, and is absolutely mental...we were singing all sorts:

"who's the w'er in the hat?"

"t'at in a hat, t'at in a haaaaaat, you're wearing a sombrero, you f'ing t'at in a hat"

and plenty more un-writeable ones too!

Best thing is, he left with 1 min to go, Dyer scores, he reappears, all the Albion fans start going mad with applause, the QPR fans thought we were insane

Rumour has it, Chelsea have agreed a £17m fee with Malaga for Isco. (Because the one place Chelsea don't need to strengthen is AM)

They'd have attacking midfield options of Hazard, Mata, Oscar, Isco, Marin and Moses!

Marins being sold I think

talkSPORTDrive ‏@talkSPORTDrive
Just got home to a message from a NCFC player saying they didn't play well, and should have scored more. I thank you and good night.

Pahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha what a wind up this man is!!!!

Calls himself a "journalist"

Adrian Durham is brilliant because he gets stupid people to bite. See Olly as exhibit A.

He is one ugly, dumb, annoying motherf'er though. Can't stand him.

No need to talk about Olly like that

Battered cherries at Fifa today, even with 10 men for the last quarter of the game.

4-2, and the game mysteriously freezes before cherries messages me saying he had to go...

Missed out on a home tie against Mansfield

hey guys

Good old Cherries

Got XBOX Live today, if anyone wants to add me I play FIFA.

Antonthology

Add me Trebs, AzzyMahmood

Suarez is a little cheat, I truly hate him. Robbed Mansfield of a deserved replay.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Add me Trebs, AzzyMahmood

Suarez is a little cheat, I truly hate him. Robbed Mansfield of a deserved replay.

Not you too Azzy, I'd have hoped you would see sense and know how sticking your hand out like that is a reaction when the ball is just going past you.

Marky, are you seriously saying the goal should have stood?

Suarez is a scum cheating racist Bar Steward. He should be kicked out of Football, he deserves to be at a club like Liverpool. Always play the blame game its never thier fault.

onlytreblewinners wrote:Marky, are you seriously saying the goal should have stood?

Oh no, it was 100% handball and should have been given as a freekick to Mansfield, but there's a difference between handball and cheating. Otherwise every single player who benefits from an incorrect offside decision leading to a goal is also a cheat.

Suarez saw the ball coming, and did have the time to react. His reaction was to put his hand to the ball, rather than his head, a foot, or chest. He knew the only way he'd get the ball was to handle it, he chose to do so, ergo he is a cheat.

An incorrect offside decision is something the player has no idea about though. You know if a ball hits your hand or not. Not the first time either.

We've all played footy, and we all know how long it takes to make a decision. S split second. Suarez had significantly longer than a split second to make his decision and he did, which has cost Mansfield Town Football Club somewhere in the region of £200£300k.

I wouldnt have a problem, its a reflex action from Suarez, and I wouldn't expect anyone to seriously admit it sadly, but he stands there and kisses his hand.

GSC you clown, he kisses his hand/wrist after every goal.

Dont get mad at me because you had to abandon ship before an epic cherries comeback

Apart from when he dives in front of Moyes.

onlytreblewinners wrote:An incorrect offside decision is something the player has no idea about though. You know if a ball hits your hand or not. Not the first time either.

Its naïve to think players don't know they're offside when through on goal, but if its not given and they score, then they're a cheat as well as Suarez (based on Suarez's handball being a reaction of sticking his hand out).

In both cases, the player is playing on having gotten away with it. Is it cheating?

GSC wrote:Dont get mad at me because you had to abandon ship before an epic cherries comeback

If I was mad at you I'd have called you worse than a clown, no matter how true your statement is

Just saying, considering he knew he handballed it, it maybe wasnt the smartest celebration in front of the mansfield players

Marky wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:An incorrect offside decision is something the player has no idea about though. You know if a ball hits your hand or not. Not the first time either.

Its naïve to think players don't know they're offside when through on goal, but if its not given and they score, then they're a cheat as well as Suarez (based on Suarez's handball being a reaction of sticking his hand out).

In both cases, the player is playing on having gotten away with it. Is it cheating?

You often see players look over at the linesman when they have scored in an offside position and it's given. They know

I think the main beef with Suarez is that its the third time (at least) he's been caught (or in this case not caught) handballing to either score a goal or to stop a goal being scored.

Andy Giddings ‏@Gids1980
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