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Wolves are such a mess

Olly wrote:

Marky wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:An incorrect offside decision is something the player has no idea about though. You know if a ball hits your hand or not. Not the first time either.

Its naïve to think players don't know they're offside when through on goal, but if its not given and they score, then they're a cheat as well as Suarez (based on Suarez's handball being a reaction of sticking his hand out).

In both cases, the player is playing on having gotten away with it. Is it cheating?

You often see players look over at the linesman when they have scored in an offside position and it's given. They know

I disagree. They look over to the linesman whether it's tight. I've seen many cases of players looking both when it is on and off side. Completely disagree.

Morning all - the league starts up again today

Am on a half day so will probably only be on until 1230ish.

*tomorrow.

Tuesday to Monday week around here

Yes, but everyone is back online today, and I've already done my tactics

Happy New Year ev'ryone

Hope you all had good ones

I will do lawyers and that tonight ready to go tomorrow for when this restarts in earnest. From memory, we're on week 8 right?

Boo go away Soddy boo

4 points out of six off of Norwich this year. Gutted, should be 6.

What a goal from RVP by the way, I knew it was coming but it was sublime. Still, Joey Cole is back and he looks like he's going to be a difference maker in games for us.

Welcome back soddy, we missed you

I think we're on Week 10 soddy.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Welcome back soddy, we missed you

I think we're on Week 10 soddy.

I thought week 8 was wrong somehow.

Anyone ever eaten a McRib? Do they do them over here? I never had one before but I managed to eat 4 on New Year's Day as glorious first meal of 2013.

Sadly not soddy, I'm in diet mode for the marathon, lost 2lbs last week alone

It's amazing what a few simple things can do for you - I've cut out the fizzy drinks, crisps, and only have one treat a day (a wispa at night). I eat fruit and drink water now, and I can actually feel the weight slipping off of me

I'm on Day 7 of 365, to have no alcohol. I've lost zero weight as I haven't followed it up with any exercise yet, and I know I'm gonna struggle to stay off the alcohol!

A whole year of no alcohol?

I've had alcohol on 2 out of the last 365 days. That's 1 more than normal. I just don't like booze any more.

I find myself drinking even when I'm just at home watching the game...

Last night I had a nice glass of port watching the NFL. I was completely on my own too. Maybe I need to address that.

I've been told my close friends and family that I'm very optimistic to try and go even a month, let alone a year. But if I aim high and go a few months, that's still a big achievement for me.

Marky, it's surprisingly easy. It's not like smoking, where your body craves it. You just have to keep busy. For me, playing XBOX all night cured me. Get yourself half a dozen new games, you'll be fine.

It does mean you'll miss Olly's 18th Birthday 606v2 Euro Division Drinking Bonanza, as arranged by Viva though.

My biggest issues are away Crawley games (which fortunately are few and far between) and playing in the Crawley Pool League on a weekly basis. If I can cope in the pub without a beer, I'll be ok.

Just remembered I was trying to do that Dryathon for the month and had a glass of wine at the sister in laws yesterday, damn.

Marky is trying to go several months without a drink, are you pregnant?

Hero, want me to do injuries and lawyers?

onlytreblewinners wrote:Hero, want me to do injuries and lawyers?

Please!

Hey guys.

Whens new lawyers/injuries?

Matches start again this week?

Hello.

Azzy have you been exercising or just stopped with th fatty food?

Yes viva, whats going on?
Games this week?

They'll be done by the end of the day. I'm at uni right now.

Zebs - league game this week, new lawyers and injuries tomorrow.

Hero - can we add the £1.5m and £1m voting bonuses that we never saw before Christmas please?

Viva - cut down massively on the foods, have done two small jogs (20mins each) and am doing situps, pressups and Kinect games.

Soddy - I wouldn't miss that for the world, but I'll have to be the Des for the night

Hero - can we add the £1.5m and £1m voting bonuses that we never saw before Christmas please?

Don't recall this but yes!

Cheers Azzy

What do I get from bonus'? Just the £1.5m taking part bonus yeah?

Ill be back tomorrow for lawyers & injuries & to sort my tactics. Peace yo

Hey Zidane how was Christmas, I was about to come down Wolves on Saturday bdut decided it was too Poopie.

Azzy I think I'll give that ago how many sit ups do you do and is it two 20 min jogs per day?

I'm doing 1 more each day, so I started at 10 and am now up to 22. My sister-in-law does 500 each morning when she gets up

Pressups is the same, 1 more each day. I'm at 12 now

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm doing 1 more each day, so I started at 10 and am now up to 22.

I read this initially that you started at 10am this morning and it's taken you till now to do 22!

500 wow I think I can only do 10 of each.

She's not even a fitness freak, just likes doing them. Puts me to shame!

Im bored open to offers

When does the Azzrentice begin? I have a strong feeling my lack of a laptop will hurt me

We're get you over the finish line and make sure you win

I'll do Azzrentice next week Marky, not sure exactly when people are back on here so best to wait until we're sure.

Ballon D'or later. I'd like to Iniesta win it because of what he achieved in 2012. He won the Euros (again) and was consistently brilliant for both club and country.

Asmuch as id like that TSJ we all know who's going to win and it begins with the letter M

Agreed nando, not that he doesn't deserve to win (based on achievements this year I'd say he and Iniesta were level) but he's probably going to win it for the next 5 years too and that's boring.

*By achievements I meant that they've both won the Copa del Rey but whereas Iniesta won the Euro's, Messi broke that goalscoring record. I'll shut up

The Special Juan wrote:Agreed nando, not that he doesn't deserve to win (based on achievements this year I'd say he and Iniesta were level) but he's probably going to win it for the next 5 years too and that's boring.

You seem to forget that Korey Smith is about to breakout and rule the world

Messi didn't break the record, there was that Zambian dude who scored over 100 goals once.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Messi didn't break the record, there was that Zambian dude who scored over 100 goals once.

Far be it from me to call the Zambian league crap, but the Zambian league was probably crap.

I took my class interform team back to back finals scoring 117 goals in 18 matches playing as a defender you dont see me bragging like that Zambian dude. We were the 7th best team on paper out of the 8 teams. I used my school tie as an unofficial captains band.And would only respond to the referees players and fans if they called me Batistuta or Bati-Gol.

FIFPro XI: Casillas; Alves, Marcelo, Ramos, Pique; Xabi Alonso, Xavi, Iniesta; Messi, Ronaldo, Falcao.

Sorry, I must have missed the bit where Dani Alves was a right back.

Where can I watch it?