2013 version 2.0 Wales vs England bickering thread.

by **Biltong** Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:20 am

First topic message reminder :

Carry on your bickering here.

I was going to summarise the previous thread, but going through a thousand posts and ultimately it ends on goats, sheep on your 18th brithday that hangs around longer than strippers doesn't say much for the rest of the content.

Enjoy.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:39 am

This is the bickering thread, Tiger, otherwise I wouldn't hark back to the World Cup.

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:43 am

Ah sorry keep forgetting.

right where was I - oh yeah. my mum is bigger than your mum.

Hmm that does not sound right.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:49 am

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'. Wink

by Jimpy Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:17 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Well we lost to Argentina in the autumn, and they went out at the quarter-final stage of the World Cup like England did, so yes, I suppose they must be rubbish.

This is a bickering article, not a 'state the bleeding obvious' article.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:35 am

Oh, you mean the 'Jimpy is a bit touchy' thread.

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:42 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Oh, you mean the 'Jimpy is a bit touchy' thread.

could you please show me on this doll 2013 version 2.0 Wales vs England bickering thread. - Page 6 3559488474

, just where he touched you.

by ScarletSpiderman Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:47 am

LondonTiger wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Oh, you mean the 'Jimpy is a bit touchy' thread.

could you please show me on this doll , just where he touched you.

Right here heart

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:48 am

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:53 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Ah, the maxim of all chubby chasers, rich pickings in Newport I suspect Very Happy

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:53 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Ah, the maxim of all chubby chasers, rich pickings in Newport I suspect Very Happy

by gregortree Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:53 am

that is funny Spider, yes,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:54 am

Yep, walk around Newport and you'll be falling over them. Because they're passed out drunk on the pavement.

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:01 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Yep, walk around Newport and you'll be falling over them. Because they're passed out drunk on the pavement.

I think that is the case with most UK cities Sad

by fa0019 Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:04 am

Newport's a city??? I thought it was just a refugee camp on the edge of England... similar to Calais???

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:05 am

It was made a city about ten years ago. The Queen came and everything. She was lucky to get out alive.

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:18 am

LondonTiger wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Yep, walk around Newport and you'll be falling over them. Because they're passed out drunk on the pavement.

I think that is the case with most UK cities

LT, you really haven't got the hang of this thread have you thumbsdown

by hugehandoff Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:18 am

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:19 am

fa0019 wrote:Newport's a city??? I thought it was just a refugee camp on the edge of England... similar to Calais???

Good work fa thumbsup

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:22 am

hugehandoff wrote:You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Mod alert: I won't tolerate diplomatic posts on this thread. Please keep it insulting or go and play elsewhere. A second offence and you will banned.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:24 am

hugehandoff wrote:You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Bring a taser with you and you'll be fine. Smile

by Cyril Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:25 am

I lived in Cardiff for ten years and during my time there I visited Newport once. That was enough. It was a Sunday. It was shut.

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:26 am

Cyril on 606v2 wrote:I lived in Cardiff for ten years and during my time there I visited Newport once. That was enough. It was a Sunday. It was shut.

Heck, first time I visited Cardiff it was a Sunday. It was raining and shut.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:26 am

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

by Cyril Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:29 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Ah, that'll be it. They're certainly soap-fearing anyway Wink

by ScarletSpiderman Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:30 am

hugehandoff wrote:You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Well if they were selling it to you, I think the going price for the city, and all that it contains would probably set you back all of a fiver.

by hugehandoff Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:30 am

Is the taser required to wake up all the unconscious birds?

by ScarletSpiderman Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:31 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:32 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
hugehandoff wrote:You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Bring a taser with you and you'll be fine.

I give in, this thread should be renamed the "love-in" thread - an outbreak of peace picard

It won't last, as the match approached I suspect both sides will wheel in their big guns, but has the best bench?

Wales, I'm thinking, maes, view, gower and morg
England, Cyril.........looking a bit thin

Proof that the Welsh are the biiggest WUMS Very Happy

by ScarletSpiderman Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:33 am

A World Cup and 3 Finals wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
hugehandoff wrote:You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Bring a taser with you and you'll be fine.

I give in, this thread should be renamed the "love-in" thread - an outbreak of peace

It won't last, as the match approached I suspect both sides will wheel in their big guns, but has the best bench?

Wales, I'm thinking, maes, view, gower and morg
England, Cyril.........looking a bit thin

Proof that the Welsh are the biiggest WUMS

Well you only have HERSH to blame for that unballence.

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:33 am

ScarletSpiderman wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

Funny but untrue Very Happy

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:35 am

Our natural arrogance and self-rightous anger will win the day. Whistle

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:37 am

ScarletSpiderman wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

What's the difference between a Priest and Gavin Henson?

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:39 am

LondonTiger wrote:
ScarletSpiderman wrote:
Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

What's the difference between a Priest and Gavin Henson?

A Priest is all substance and no show?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:40 am

A World Cup and 3 Finals wrote:I give in, this thread should be renamed the "love-in" thread - an outbreak of peace

It won't last, as the match approached I suspect both sides will wheel in their big guns, but has the best bench?

Wales, I'm thinking, maes, view, gower and morg
England, Cyril.........looking a bit thin

Baldness is nothing to be ashamed of. Smile

by Cyril Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:45 am

Bald! Why I oughta!

We all know that it's View who is the shiny-bonced one Laugh

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:11 am

"Cyril the Syrup" anyone?

by gregortree Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:15 am

We played on tour on a Sunday vs Newport Grammar OBs at their ground in Caerleon. They were quite excited as this was the first time the club had turned out on the Sabbath. The hosts won , we had a naughty beer in their club on a Sunday, swapped BS and club ties and headed off. In my case to see friends in Merthyr. Oh it was a long time ago now. Hope Newport Grammar OBs are still doing ok. Anybody know ?

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:27 am

I've heard of Newport High School Old Boys, a boy in my year at school played for them; but I wouldn't know how they're doing.

by Triangulation Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:13 am

The welsh are no longer the fittest side in the 6N

England are now.

The welsh have gotten fat on brie, wine and bread.

Back to Poland boyos!

by gregortree Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:33 am

Are the Newport pubs still closed on a Sunday ?
Or just closed ?

by Guest Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:53 am

Yes, it's Newport High School Old Boys now and has been for years (since I was in juniors like 18 years ago). They are currently in the same league as Risca, which is Division 3 East and are top, but other teams have a few games in hand and now one team has folded, so points earned v them don't count.

Pardon me for going off topic. England smell of wee.

by gregortree Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:06 pm

Risca
We were a touring side from Kent. Had some Bokke and Kiwi players too so quite cosmopolitan.
Our SH in those days was a Newport OB, so he arranged the fixture with his old school. Not sure if we smelled of wee but if so, the Newport hosts were too polite to mention it. But they did let us shower afterwards before we all joined up again in their bar for a sneaky Sunday pint.
Smile

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:08 pm

I would have thought the smell of wee would make for a pleasant change in Newport.

by doctor_grey Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:24 pm

But its English wee.
That makes it the BEST wee in the world. The finest, most sweet smelling and beautiful anywhere............

by mystiroakey Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:27 pm

Its because we drink alot of beer and tea! good combo

by Sugarlump Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:46 pm

I think coffee and sugar-puffs make my wee smell nice

by **LondonTiger** Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:51 pm

doctor_grey wrote:But its English wee.
That makes it the BEST wee in the world. The finest, most sweet smelling and beautiful anywhere............

Doc, are you working the graveyard shifts again - coz you is losin it bro'

by Morgannwg Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:58 pm

gregortree wrote:Risca
We were a touring side from Kent. Had some Bokke and Kiwi players too so quite cosmopolitan.
Our SH in those days was a Newport OB, so he arranged the fixture with his old school. Not sure if we smelled of wee but if so, the Newport hosts were too polite to mention it. But they did let us shower afterwards before we all joined up again in their bar for a sneaky Sunday pint.

NHSOB must be the oldest club in Newport, and has always been a good area for producing rugby players (as it's the posh part). The pitch and facilities are horrendous so I guess it's still the traditional rugby club of Newport.

by rainbow-warrior Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:03 pm

A World Cup and 3 Finals wrote:
fa0019 wrote:Newport's a city??? I thought it was just a refugee camp on the edge of England... similar to Calais???

Good work fa

Hahaha and there's london the slum capital of Europe. Central London where the english are in the minority. Whistle

by mystiroakey Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:05 pm

watch yourself RW

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