2013 version 2.0 Wales vs England bickering thread.

[Biltong]

First topic message reminder :

Carry on your bickering here.

I was going to summarise the previous thread, but going through a thousand posts and ultimately it ends on goats, sheep on your 18th brithday that hangs around longer than strippers doesn't say much for the rest of the content.

Enjoy.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

This is the bickering thread, Tiger, otherwise I wouldn't hark back to the World Cup.

[LondonTiger]

Ah sorry keep forgetting.

right where was I - oh yeah. my mum is bigger than your mum.


Hmm that does not sound right.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

[Jimpy]

Well we lost to Argentina in the autumn, and they went out at the quarter-final stage of the World Cup like England did, so yes, I suppose they must be rubbish.

This is a bickering article, not a 'state the bleeding obvious' article.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Oh, you mean the 'Jimpy is a bit touchy' thread.

[LondonTiger]

Oh, you mean the 'Jimpy is a bit touchy' thread.

could you please show me on this doll , just where he touched you.

[ScarletSpiderman]

Oh, you mean the 'Jimpy is a bit touchy' thread.

could you please show me on this doll , just where he touched you.

Right here

[Luckless Pedestrian]

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Ah, the maxim of all chubby chasers, rich pickings in Newport I suspect

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Ah, the maxim of all chubby chasers, rich pickings in Newport I suspect

[gregortree]

that is funny Spider, yes,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Yep, walk around Newport and you'll be falling over them. Because they're passed out drunk on the pavement.

[LondonTiger]

Yep, walk around Newport and you'll be falling over them. Because they're passed out drunk on the pavement.

I think that is the case with most UK cities

[fa0019]

Newport's a city??? I thought it was just a refugee camp on the edge of England... similar to Calais???

[Luckless Pedestrian]

It was made a city about ten years ago. The Queen came and everything. She was lucky to get out alive.

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

Yep, walk around Newport and you'll be falling over them. Because they're passed out drunk on the pavement.

I think that is the case with most UK cities

LT, you really haven't got the hang of this thread have you

[hugehandoff]

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

Newport's a city??? I thought it was just a refugee camp on the edge of England... similar to Calais???

Good work fa

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Mod alert: I won't tolerate diplomatic posts on this thread. Please keep it insulting or go and play elsewhere. A second offence and you will banned.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Bring a taser with you and you'll be fine.

[Cyril]

I lived in Cardiff for ten years and during my time there I visited Newport once. That was enough. It was a Sunday. It was shut.

[LondonTiger]

I lived in Cardiff for ten years and during my time there I visited Newport once. That was enough. It was a Sunday. It was shut.

Heck, first time I visited Cardiff it was a Sunday. It was raining and shut.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

[Cyril]

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Ah, that'll be it. They're certainly soap-fearing anyway

[ScarletSpiderman]

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Well if they were selling it to you, I think the going price for the city, and all that it contains would probably set you back all of a fiver.

[hugehandoff]

Is the taser required to wake up all the unconscious birds?

[ScarletSpiderman]

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Bring a taser with you and you'll be fine.

I give in, this thread should be renamed the "love-in" thread - an outbreak of peace

It won't last, as the match approached I suspect both sides will wheel in their big guns, but has the best bench?

Wales, I'm thinking, maes, view, gower and morg
England, Cyril.........looking a bit thin

Proof that the Welsh are the biiggest WUMS

[ScarletSpiderman]

You are not selling Newport to me at the moment and I am due to come there in April for a squash fixture. I always enjoy visiting somewhere new and I am sure that Newport will be a pleasant surprise.

Bring a taser with you and you'll be fine.

I give in, this thread should be renamed the "love-in" thread - an outbreak of peace

It won't last, as the match approached I suspect both sides will wheel in their big guns, but has the best bench?

Wales, I'm thinking, maes, view, gower and morg
England, Cyril.........looking a bit thin

Proof that the Welsh are the biiggest WUMS

Well you only have HERSH to blame for that unballence.

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

Funny but untrue

[LondonTiger]

Our natural arrogance and self-rightous anger will win the day.

[LondonTiger]

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

What's the difference between a Priest and Gavin Henson?

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

Everyone would have been in church, Cyril. The people of Newport are God-fearing folk.

Hey she may have been with Henson, but she ain't no bike!

What's the difference between a Priest and Gavin Henson?

A Priest is all substance and no show?

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I give in, this thread should be renamed the "love-in" thread - an outbreak of peace

It won't last, as the match approached I suspect both sides will wheel in their big guns, but has the best bench?

Wales, I'm thinking, maes, view, gower and morg
England, Cyril.........looking a bit thin

Baldness is nothing to be ashamed of.

[Cyril]

Bald! Why I oughta!

We all know that it's View who is the shiny-bonced one

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

"Cyril the Syrup" anyone?

[gregortree]

We played on tour on a Sunday vs Newport Grammar OBs at their ground in Caerleon. They were quite excited as this was the first time the club had turned out on the Sabbath. The hosts won , we had a naughty beer in their club on a Sunday, swapped BS and club ties and headed off. In my case to see friends in Merthyr. Oh it was a long time ago now. Hope Newport Grammar OBs are still doing ok. Anybody know ?

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I've heard of Newport High School Old Boys, a boy in my year at school played for them; but I wouldn't know how they're doing.

[Triangulation]

The welsh are no longer the fittest side in the 6N

England are now.

The welsh have gotten fat on brie, wine and bread.

Back to Poland boyos!

[gregortree]

Are the Newport pubs still closed on a Sunday ?
Or just closed ?

[Guest]

Yes, it's Newport High School Old Boys now and has been for years (since I was in juniors like 18 years ago). They are currently in the same league as Risca, which is Division 3 East and are top, but other teams have a few games in hand and now one team has folded, so points earned v them don't count.

Pardon me for going off topic. England smell of wee.

[gregortree]

Risca
We were a touring side from Kent. Had some Bokke and Kiwi players too so quite cosmopolitan.
Our SH in those days was a Newport OB, so he arranged the fixture with his old school. Not sure if we smelled of wee but if so, the Newport hosts were too polite to mention it. But they did let us shower afterwards before we all joined up again in their bar for a sneaky Sunday pint.

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

I would have thought the smell of wee would make for a pleasant change in Newport.

[doctor_grey]

But its English wee.
That makes it the BEST wee in the world. The finest, most sweet smelling and beautiful anywhere............

[mystiroakey]

Its because we drink alot of beer and tea! good combo

[Sugarlump]

I think coffee and sugar-puffs make my wee smell nice

[LondonTiger]

But its English wee.
That makes it the BEST wee in the world. The finest, most sweet smelling and beautiful anywhere............

Doc, are you working the graveyard shifts again - coz you is losin it bro'

[Morgannwg]

Risca
We were a touring side from Kent. Had some Bokke and Kiwi players too so quite cosmopolitan.
Our SH in those days was a Newport OB, so he arranged the fixture with his old school. Not sure if we smelled of wee but if so, the Newport hosts were too polite to mention it. But they did let us shower afterwards before we all joined up again in their bar for a sneaky Sunday pint.

NHSOB must be the oldest club in Newport, and has always been a good area for producing rugby players (as it's the posh part). The pitch and facilities are horrendous so I guess it's still the traditional rugby club of Newport.

[rainbow-warrior]

Newport's a city??? I thought it was just a refugee camp on the edge of England... similar to Calais???

Good work fa

Hahaha and there's london the slum capital of Europe. Central London where the english are in the minority.

[mystiroakey]

watch yourself RW

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