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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:48 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:22 pm

The Pixies' drummer was called Dave Lovering. Tee hee!

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:35 pm

http://www.ospreysrugby.com/News/Article/30123 wrote:Global coffee giant to partner Ospreys
By Ospreys Rugby | 01/08/2013
Ospreys Rugby today announced details of a new commercial partnership with one of the world’s largest coffee companies.

Segafredo Zanetti UK, part of Massimo Zanetti Beverage Group, the largest privately owned coffee company in the world with group sales exceeding €950million in 2012 alone, will feature on the new-look Ospreys jersey which is launched on Friday, with the logo on both shoulders.

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Post by Submachine Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:39 pm

"The never ending story". Still waiting for my money back

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Aug 2013, 3:47 pm

I'm going to change my name to Dai McKangaroo-Downsport.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 4:06 pm

You're wasted in a portakabin.... Absolutely wasted...

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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 4:52 pm

Oh for the wings, for the wings of a buffalo...
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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 4:53 pm

And although she's cute, she just a prostitute, you're the one I really love...
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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 4:54 pm

And then I saw her face, now I'm a Believer!
I've got her trace mapped out in my mind...
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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 4:57 pm

And did those feet in ancient time.
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
No.

And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!
No.

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
No.

And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
No, certainly not.
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Post by Glas a du Thu 01 Aug 2013, 4:58 pm

And it's "built".

Idiot.
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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 5:08 pm

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Uzi the motherf*&ken b*tch!

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 5:09 pm

Fish don't have fingers, but chicken have sweet and sour balls?

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 5:56 pm

What do you call Mahatma Gandhi, with sores on his knuckles, a hangover, and bad breath?

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 01 Aug 2013, 5:57 pm

A super callused, fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 8:50 am

Jenifer McLadyboy wrote:You're wasted in a portakabin.... Absolutely wasted...

That was last Friday. Stop living in the past!

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:21 am

What do you call a man in a darkened room beating a bird of prey with the oar from a rowing boat with one hand while cleaning with the other?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:22 am

Chesney?

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:23 am

OarKestrel ManHoovers in the dark

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:27 am

99% of people will groan. a small subsection of that 99% will also regret that they did not create that groan....

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:36 am

Dwarves make up a small percentage of the population.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 11:49 am

Portnoy's compliant.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 1:09 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Portnoy's compliant.
Long hours alone in a portakabin with internet access will do that to a man Sad

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 3:23 pm

Regular sex used to be something that you had 2 or 3 times a week.

Now it means not doing anything perverted.

What type of sex is middle sex? They are on about it on Sky sports a lot lately.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 3:26 pm

I think that's he-shes.

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Post by George Carlin Fri 02 Aug 2013, 4:04 pm

I picked up a hitch hiker the other day.
 
You've got to when you hit them.
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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 4:26 pm

Hear about the magician who picked up a sexy female hitchhiker?



He turned into a lay by.

Wow that's old

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 8:54 pm

My eyes are old and bent.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:02 pm

like uncle bryn?

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Post by Glas a du Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:16 pm

It's Welsh for Harry Hill.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:17 pm

I don't have an Uncle Bryn. But I do have an Aunty Perspirant.

Tumbleweed 

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Post by Glas a du Fri 02 Aug 2013, 9:24 pm

Niece Wet.
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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Sat 03 Aug 2013, 2:03 am

Jaysis that was some night. On so many levels.

Was out with a mate of mine. Haven't seen him in a while now. He is old.. and bent, but not as repressed as uncle Bryn. Nor quite as old as me.........

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 03 Aug 2013, 3:55 am

Cooking maid easy over, thanks.

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 03 Aug 2013, 3:57 am

Sister Sprayface

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 05 Aug 2013, 7:45 am

Lady Ma-Doner Kebab.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 05 Aug 2013, 7:56 am

Help me Rhondda Fach.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 05 Aug 2013, 7:58 am

music Sisters are doing it for themselves... music

(In case you were wondering why they'd locked the door.)

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Post by Glas a du Mon 05 Aug 2013, 7:59 am

Ministerial girl.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 05 Aug 2013, 7:59 am

Theresa Maybe I'm Amazed.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 05 Aug 2013, 8:01 am

Don McLean, Buddy Holly wasn't that good was he. I mean, really.
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Post by Glas a du Mon 05 Aug 2013, 8:02 am

Wham bam I am your Anne Widdecombe.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 05 Aug 2013, 8:08 am

Ann Widdecombe Fly With Me.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 05 Aug 2013, 9:40 am

Fly me to the Ann Widdecombe and let we swim amongst Theresa Villiers...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 05 Aug 2013, 9:57 am

Break a Clegg.

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Post by Glas a du Mon 05 Aug 2013, 6:21 pm

Let me know what life is like in Thatcher or Harman.
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Post by Submachine Tue 06 Aug 2013, 8:13 am

Edwina rock and a hard place

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Post by Glas a du Tue 06 Aug 2013, 8:33 am

Are you trying to Currie favour?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 06 Aug 2013, 8:41 am

I just stepped in a Douglas Hurd.

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Post by George Carlin Tue 06 Aug 2013, 8:49 am

Great Ed Balls of fire.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 06 Aug 2013, 9:35 am

Super (Yvette) Cooper.

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