Random Factor, Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Last post: by Luckless Pedestrian Today at 13:34

Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOIJLYMfq4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3dOIJLYMfq4&app=desktop

Still... at least they beat him up on BT Sport

On the theme of tractors trucks and cars then:

George 'Cortina' Ford.
Olly 'V8' Morgan
Ben 'Trucking' Foden

John 'Continental' Bentley.

Sheepish: a woman's urine.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Sheepish: a woman's urine.

Took me ages to unravel that one

Climax: a poor man's ice pick.

Billy Joel is not my lover...

 You took the words right out of my cortex... it must have been when you were brainwashing me...  

That would have made a much better title!

It's a bit of a mouthful though!  

Call me stupid, but don't expect me not to cry

Harsh, crashy ride.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Harsh, crashy ride.

She was indeed. That's what you get when you go out with a skinny bird.......

 and I won't let your ribcage... go down on me... 

I’m so lazy I’ve got a smoke alarm with a snooze button

I'm getting a water fountain and small bar fitted to the handlebars of my motor bike.

I'm getting small barnacles on my handlebar moustache.

Any other signs of life on your trans-littoral zone yet?
I thought I just saw a tern circling it looking for a nesting place.

I have a gannet stuck between my teeth.

Use a pair of walrus to pluck it out.

I could have sworn I had a pair of walrus lying around somewhere...

They're usually at the back of your killer whales' ointment cabinet.

I'm off to bed now... I'd better bring in the dingo and throw the snakes out.

Let me know if you find them.

Politiet har fått flere meldinger om trær som har veltet iløpet av natten, og enda flere strømmet inn i morgentimene på torsdag. Det var blant annet at flere trær som ble tatt av vinden på Ljabru, og på den Gamle Drammensveien rev vinden ned et tre og noen strømledninger.

Teksten fortsetter under bildet.

Toppled trees... now you're making me feel guilty.

Linebreaker wrote:Any other signs of life on your trans-littoral zone yet?
I thought I just saw a tern circling it looking for a nesting place.

You have a trans-clitoral zone now?  

I have been dreaming of such a thing since 1975

Nesting place = good.

Lots of micro-organisms to forage on. An abundance of protein and essential minerals.

Be careful, those clam shells shut pretty tight.

Lip mussel extract-ion problems.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Politiet har fått flere meldinger om trær som har veltet iløpet av natten, og enda flere strømmet inn i morgentimene på torsdag. Det var blant annet at flere trær som ble tatt av vinden på Ljabru, og på den Gamle Drammensveien rev vinden ned et tre og noen strømledninger.

Teksten fortsetter under bildet.

You've been at on bbc alba again haven't you? Who didn't have an Alba 'twin casette' stereo as a skint teen?

Wife beater: someone who goes into the undergrowth and makes married women fly up to be shot.

She's a Malteser,
She took me half the way there...

You might want to talk to Marise Payne about that.... or Judith Sloane.

The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.

Sit on my lap.

  

  

I said SIT!

Lola?

Not yet!   

Good to see your posts, Lucky.

That's not a piano Mr Wonder.... it's the studio's zebra having a wee lie down in between breaks.

The difference with my horse of course, was that one of it's legs was both the same

Even the office goldfish knew there was phone hacking going on...

There are literally minutes of fun to be had by writing obscene new verses to 'I'd Do Anything' from Oliver!

You can’t lose a homing pigeon.
If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is a slag.

Helter, swelter... in a slippery and poorly lit bus shelter.
If she had remained still, I almost certainly would have felt her.

... and you don't bring me cacti anymore.

It's beginning to look a lot like herpes...

The things that you lean on
Are the things that don't last...

That's why I refused to buy a fake Christmas tree Made in China.

Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock;
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory dickory dock.

Is that really a story worth telling?

I'm very sorry Mr Wonder. The lift is undergoing maintenance. You'll have to use the external fire stairs today.

Luckless Pedestrian wrote: Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock;
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory dickory dock.

Is that really a story worth telling?

Depends. You might be working on the auditory response of Mus musculus to external stimuli

It might be worth running the same experiment with Rattus norvegicus to compare and contrast.