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Post by Pal Joey Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:48 pm

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

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Post by Submachine Tue 06 Aug 2013, 10:16 pm

Clare does it Daly.

See you're not going to get that if your not Irish. Kinda feels like we've been spying on you brits all this time with our access to the Beeb and UTV.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 07 Aug 2013, 8:23 am

music I love c0ck and balls,
Put a Duracell in the dildo baby... music 

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Aug 2013, 8:23 am

music Oh Carol, with your Scotish accent
Not as pretty as Suzanna
But who cares with boobs like yours...music
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 08 Aug 2013, 11:26 am

I really didn't mean to slap you, it's just that I have Cross Hands.

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Post by Jenifer McLadyboy Thu 08 Aug 2013, 7:03 pm

music Iii hope, you take me back to where you farted music

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Post by Glas a du Thu 08 Aug 2013, 10:07 pm

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:I really didn't mean to slap you, it's just that I have Cross Hands.

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I was locked out but then I got a New Quay.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 09 Aug 2013, 8:27 am

music Neath the spreading chestnut tree... music 

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Post by Glas a du Fri 09 Aug 2013, 9:18 am

That trees a slut.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 09 Aug 2013, 9:26 am

All trees are sluts, especially weeping willows. They aren't crying, let's put it that way.

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Post by Glas a du Fri 09 Aug 2013, 10:00 am

Indiscriminatly spraying pollen everywhere.
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 09 Aug 2013, 11:23 am

Theo Thistlethwaite

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Post by Glas a du Tue 20 Aug 2013, 8:50 am

"He had the signature of a guy who can't spell..."
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 23 Aug 2013, 7:38 am

I've got a lot of time for Lynyrd Skynyrd and 'Free Bird'. You don't get many southern rock bands singing about women's lib.

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Post by Glas a du Wed 04 Sep 2013, 9:42 am

Better than the Beatles.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 05 Sep 2013, 8:55 am

Bring back the Boston rag.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:08 am

I heard you can get them online now.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:13 am

You can get them free if you buy a Massachusetts mop.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:15 am

You'll find them freely available in the lobbies of most condominiums.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:20 am

It's the minimum I'd expect in a condominium.

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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:25 am

If not, the Bellboy will look into it for you.

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Post by George Carlin Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:35 am

This cowboy walks into a German car showroom.
He throws down his stetson and says "Audi".
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:36 am

That's no mean Fiat.

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Post by George Carlin Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:49 am

Linebreaker wrote:That's no mean Fiat.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 09 Sep 2013, 10:59 am

Nissan always shines on TV(R).

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Sep 2013, 1:17 pm

Hostile earlobes

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Post by Glas a du Tue 17 Sep 2013, 2:00 pm

Stud.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Sep 2013, 2:03 pm

Ramsay Causeway

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Post by Glas a du Tue 17 Sep 2013, 2:14 pm

Giant?
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:09 pm

If you're not a member of Greenpeace.... forget it!

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Post by Glas a du Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:16 pm

I once had a green piece...
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:18 pm

A one piece green piece?

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Post by Glas a du Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:19 pm

Wasn't in one piece by the end.
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Post by Pal Joey Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:24 pm

Damn, my computer is slow all of a sudden. Blydi convicts must be taking a smoko.

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Post by GloriousEmpire Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:25 am

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2013win.html

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Post by Submachine Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:49 am

GloriousEmpire wrote:http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2013win.html
There goes my entire morning

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Post by George Carlin Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:04 am

I started so many fights at my school.
I had that attention-deficit disorder.
So I didn't finish a lot of them.
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Post by Glas a du Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:01 pm

GloriousEmpire wrote:http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2013win.html
Some of those are great! The "run like Hell!" one is a personal favourite. Oh yes, and where is Dan Brown? Hasn't this got his name all over it?
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Post by Breadvan Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:12 am

Just seen Sean Holley in Port Talbot post office. I know because he had S.H written on his Bristol rugby rucksack...
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Post by Glas a du Thu 19 Sep 2013, 6:31 pm

Taller than you think isn't he.
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:52 pm

Compared to the door of post office you mean?

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Post by Breadvan Sat 21 Sep 2013, 10:29 am

Well...if it was a door form Willy wonkas then yes. Also, he had the rucksack fully secured and not 'slungover one shoulder casual style'..
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:06 pm

Just gave a fake name at the petrol station. Put Erin Matthias.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:55 pm

What's wrong with using your real name, Gloria-Jean de Latté?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:04 pm

music Goodbye, Gloria-Jean... music

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:07 pm

music I never knew you were a-horse-playing... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:20 pm

music I'm still stand-off music

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Post by Pal Joey Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:40 pm

music baby's got skewed eyes...music 

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 Oct 2013, 7:43 am

Flattery: when Fergus Slattery has a flat battery.

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Post by gregortree Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24 am

Austin Healy...
I always thought this name was better on car than a rugby player....although the cars have stopped production the other one just goes on like an annoying duracell bunny.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:26 am

It's a great name, though. I wonder if there's an Italian called Austin Allegro...

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