The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 16, 2013 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon May 20, 2013 11:12 pm

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten

by **Kenny** Tue May 21, 2013 11:08 am

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 21, 2013 11:26 am

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur

by **Kenny** Tue May 21, 2013 11:36 am

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur
While using it's arse like a mitten

by **Pal Joey** Tue May 21, 2013 12:44 pm

by **Kenny** Tue May 21, 2013 3:53 pm

I use the cat as a club cover

by **Galted** Tue May 21, 2013 6:45 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 21, 2013 7:45 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm

by **Kenny** Tue May 21, 2013 10:45 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue May 21, 2013 11:30 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
And with my finger I stuff her

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 22, 2013 12:59 pm

I had a nice birthday today

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 22, 2013 1:15 pm

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 22, 2013 1:19 pm

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 22, 2013 1:39 pm

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?

by **Galted** Wed May 22, 2013 1:52 pm

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?
we should diarise the 22nd of May

by **Pal Joey** Wed May 22, 2013 3:22 pm

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 3:39 pm

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 22, 2013 3:42 pm

share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 3:47 pm

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice

by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 4:42 pm

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
Now I'm having some with Owen Coyle

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 4:49 pm

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 4:50 pm

In this case you take one for the team

by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 4:54 pm

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 22, 2013 4:58 pm

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 4:59 pm

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse

by **Galted** Wed May 22, 2013 5:21 pm

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
if you shatter a blind orphan's dream

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 5:37 pm

by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 5:46 pm

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 5:53 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark

by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 8:39 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 22, 2013 8:48 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell

by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 8:51 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed May 22, 2013 9:48 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell
Nah, just kiddin', we're havin' a lark

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 11:10 pm

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 11:11 pm

You know when things are bad

by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 11:42 pm

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad

by **Kenny** Wed May 22, 2013 11:44 pm

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother

by Guest Thu May 23, 2013 12:09 am

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover

by **Kenny** Thu May 23, 2013 12:14 am

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover
and none of it makes you sad

by Guest Thu May 23, 2013 12:21 am

by **Kenny** Thu May 23, 2013 1:17 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 6:34 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 6:47 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 6:48 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 6:49 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses
and I still have to sit when I wee

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 6:51 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 6:55 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 6:56 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train

by **Galted** Fri May 24, 2013 6:57 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane

by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 7:00 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane
And I brown myself each time I think

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