The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
Here was the last one...
I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets
Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
Here was the last one...
I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets
Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread
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A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
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A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
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A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur
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A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur
While using it's arse like a mitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur
While using it's arse like a mitten
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I use the cat as a club cover
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I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
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I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
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I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
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I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
And with my finger I stuff her
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
And with my finger I stuff her
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I had a nice birthday today
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I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
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I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
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I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?
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I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?
we should diarise the 22nd of May
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?
we should diarise the 22nd of May
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I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
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I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
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share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
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I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
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I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
Now I'm having some with Owen Coyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
Now I'm having some with Owen Coyle
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In this case you take one for the team
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In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
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In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
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In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
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In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
if you shatter a blind orphan's dream
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
if you shatter a blind orphan's dream
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It's not nice to be alone in the dark
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It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
With one solitary match and no spark
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It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
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It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell
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It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell
Nah, just kiddin', we're havin' a lark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell
Nah, just kiddin', we're havin' a lark
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You know when things are bad
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You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
When your mother is really your Dad
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You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
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You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover
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You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover
and none of it makes you sad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover
and none of it makes you sad
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As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
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As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
But instead I played high in a tree
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As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
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As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses
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As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses
and I still have to sit when I wee
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses
and I still have to sit when I wee
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I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
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I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
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I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane
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I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane
And I brown myself each time I think
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane
And I brown myself each time I think
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