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Post by Pal Joey Thu May 16, 2013 6:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets


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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon May 20, 2013 6:12 pm

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten

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Post by Kenny Tue May 21, 2013 6:08 am

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue May 21, 2013 6:26 am

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur

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Post by Kenny Tue May 21, 2013 6:36 am

A puppy gave birth to a kitten
Who looked just like Benjamin Britten
All whiskers and fur
Singing 'Park Life' by Blur
While using it's arse like a mitten
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Post by Pal Joey Tue May 21, 2013 7:44 am

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Tue May 21, 2013 10:53 am

I use the cat as a club cover
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Post by Galted Tue May 21, 2013 1:45 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue May 21, 2013 2:45 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm

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Post by Kenny Tue May 21, 2013 5:45 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue May 21, 2013 6:30 pm

I use the cat as a club cover
cos I'm both a golf and animal lover
The fur keeps my wood warm
While it sits in my palm
And with my finger I stuff her

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Post by Pal Joey Wed May 22, 2013 7:59 am

I had a nice birthday today

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 22, 2013 8:15 am

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?

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Post by Pal Joey Wed May 22, 2013 8:19 am

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 22, 2013 8:39 am

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?

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Post by Galted Wed May 22, 2013 8:52 am

I had a nice birthday today
Are you getting quite old? Going grey?
I think so but the ladies said not really
Did you get to do it with Cat Deeley?
we should diarise the 22nd of May

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Post by Pal Joey Wed May 22, 2013 10:22 am

Smile

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 10:39 am

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 22, 2013 10:42 am

share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 10:47 am

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 11:42 am

I share mine with Arthur Conan Doyle
That's better then sharing Susan Boyle
And also Katie Price
I used to like Anneka Rice
Now I'm having some with Owen Coyle

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 11:49 am

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 11:50 am

In this case you take one for the team
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 11:54 am

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 22, 2013 11:58 am

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 11:59 am

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
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Post by Galted Wed May 22, 2013 12:21 pm

In this case you take one for the team
My bird Owen likes chains and whipped cream
That's par for the course
you should feel no remorse
if you shatter a blind orphan's dream

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 12:37 pm

Laugh clap
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 12:46 pm

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 12:53 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 3:39 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 22, 2013 3:48 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell

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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 3:51 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell

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Post by JuliusHMarx Wed May 22, 2013 4:48 pm

It's not nice to be alone in the dark
With one solitary match and no spark
What the shadows foretell
Is a lifetime of hell
Nah, just kiddin', we're havin' a lark

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 6:10 pm

Very Happy clap
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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 6:11 pm

You know when things are bad
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 6:42 pm

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 6:44 pm

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 7:09 pm

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover

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Post by Kenny Wed May 22, 2013 7:14 pm

You know when things are bad
When your mother is really your Dad
and your Uncles your Brother
Your foe is your lover
and none of it makes you sad
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Post by Guest Wed May 22, 2013 7:21 pm

Very Happy


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Post by Kenny Thu May 23, 2013 8:17 am

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
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Post by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 1:34 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree

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Post by Galted Fri May 24, 2013 1:47 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses

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Post by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 1:48 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses

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Post by Galted Fri May 24, 2013 1:49 pm

As a kid a Cowboy is what i wanted to be
But instead I played high in a tree
sometimes I wore dresses
Red always impresses
and I still have to sit when I wee

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Post by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 1:51 pm

Laugh

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink

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Post by Galted Fri May 24, 2013 1:55 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink

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Post by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 1:56 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train

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Post by Galted Fri May 24, 2013 1:57 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane

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Post by Guest Fri May 24, 2013 2:00 pm

I once poo'd in a pot painted pink
I squeeze massive logs in the sink
I shift weight on the train
I $hat blood on a plane
And I brown myself each time I think

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