Euro Division LXVII

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League
 
FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
 
Bilbao - Afro
 
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
 
Southampton FC - Marky
 
PSV - CF
 
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
 
Lille - Trebs
 
Glad t'be bach - Hero
 
FC Basel - Viva
 
FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra
 
The Nodge - Olly
 
Fool 'em FC - Azzy

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I found my uni marks the other day, the best I got in three years was a 69 while studying Monty Python and the Holy Grail. During my history degree

Damn, I went through 3 years of college and didn't even give a hand job.

 
You couldn't have taught at Azzy's uni then

My original post was true, your edited version isn't.

So you did give a handjob during college?

Only if a selfie counts.

Even that may not be true. I have no recollection of doing it, but being 17/18 it's probably likely.

Knowing you, 17 or 18 per day would be likely.

A friend of mine tried to do 10 in one day, apparently he started bleeding on the 9th one but wanted to make his PB

Eventually it will just become painful though, won't it?

I know my limits.

It does become painful

I'm lucky if I can find mine at this time of year yeah, I agree lads. Totes.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm lucky if I can find mine at this time of year yeah, I agree lads. Totes.

First place I'd look for it (if I were you) is Viva's bum

Although maybe not now he tried to stiff you on Biglia

A scoundrel, that's what Viva is. He's sitting pretty on a £50m windfall and is trying to buy penny sweets with a 1/2 pence piece.

How did I?  I offered 6m azzy wanted 7m I wouldn't budge he tried to fool me by releasing a player I still said no and he got annoyed with me.

So you'd be happy to sell Neymar for £37.71m? Because you undervalued Biglia on his TM value by 14.28571%, and that's Neymar's equivalent.

Soddy you watch the Raiders yesterday? What was that series all about near the end? 3rd and 48, then he bounces the screen pass off the defender's ass

AND THEN YOU SEE TOM FREAKIN BRADY

Azzy Mahmood wrote:So you'd be happy to sell Neymar for £37.71m? Because you undervalued Biglia on his TM value by 14.28571%, and that's Neymar's equivalent.

You don't get it do you Mahmood?  You want to sell biglia I don't want to sell Neymar so if someone wants Neymar they'll need to make an offer I can't refuse.  Hero wants to sell Bernard that's why he is accepting a lower fee.  I will offer 6m for Biglia and that's it.  Also I would like to tell you I am viva I know who biglia is I do my research and I speak to people who watch more Italian football then an Italian who loves football more then his kids an he has told me biglia has had a decent season not brilliant like you've made him out to be.  Don't lie when selling a player.  Azzy badmood

Classico on 26th at 5pm. Hope Bale & Messi are both fit for it. Really want to see Ronnie & Bale destroy Barca.

Oh and someone on NFLUK actually reported me for using "ffs" in a post. Bull?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:So you'd be happy to sell Neymar for £37.71m? Because you undervalued Biglia on his TM value by 14.28571%, and that's Neymar's equivalent.

You don't get it do you Mahmood?  You want to sell biglia I don't want to sell Neymar so if someone wants Neymar they'll need to make an offer I can't refuse.  Hero wants to sell Bernard that's why he is accepting a lower fee.  I will offer 6m for Biglia and that's it.  Also I would like to tell you I am viva I know who biglia is I do my research and I speak to people who watch more Italian football then an Italian who loves football more then his kids an he has told me biglia has had a decent season not brilliant like you've made him out to be.  Don't lie when selling a player.  Azzy badmood

Err, when did I say I wanted to sell Biglia? You asked ME about him

Olly wrote:Soddy you watch the Raiders yesterday? What was that series all about near the end? 3rd and 48, then he bounces the screen pass off the defender's ass

AND THEN YOU SEE TOM FREAKIN BRADY

Yeah, I watched the Raiders, in full.

In fairness to Pryor he had zero protection so he couldn't actually move us downfield. It led to the picks in the end. Still electric on his feet though. DMC is done in Oakland I think.

I went to sleep for the second half of the Pats/Saints game. I'll watch it later on gamepass, it looks good.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:So you'd be happy to sell Neymar for £37.71m? Because you undervalued Biglia on his TM value by 14.28571%, and that's Neymar's equivalent.

You don't get it do you Mahmood?  You want to sell biglia I don't want to sell Neymar so if someone wants Neymar they'll need to make an offer I can't refuse.  Hero wants to sell Bernard that's why he is accepting a lower fee.  I will offer 6m for Biglia and that's it.  Also I would like to tell you I am viva I know who biglia is I do my research and I speak to people who watch more Italian football then an Italian who loves football more then his kids an he has told me biglia has had a decent season not brilliant like you've made him out to be.  Don't lie when selling a player.  Azzy badmood

Err, when did I say I wanted to sell Biglia? You asked ME about him

I made an offer you refused it I accepted the fact you wanted 7m.  I left negotiations and you came back to me asking about Biglia deal.  So hahaha ha Mr Mahmood.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Soddy you watch the Raiders yesterday? What was that series all about near the end? 3rd and 48, then he bounces the screen pass off the defender's ass

AND THEN YOU SEE TOM FREAKIN BRADY

Yeah, I watched the Raiders, in full.

In fairness to Pryor he had zero protection so he couldn't actually move us downfield. It led to the picks in the end. Still electric on his feet though. DMC is done in Oakland I think.

I went to sleep for the second half of the Pats/Saints game. I'll watch it later on gamepass, it looks good.

It's not that great, bar the final 7/8 minutes really. We sucked second half on offence, and Amendola taking a ridiculous shot that knocked him out cold didn't help. Then Talib/Mayo went down injured and somehow we still won. I'm still in shock. The Saints choked it away quite badly tbf

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Soddy you watch the Raiders yesterday? What was that series all about near the end? 3rd and 48, then he bounces the screen pass off the defender's ass

AND THEN YOU SEE TOM FREAKIN BRADY

Yeah, I watched the Raiders, in full.

In fairness to Pryor he had zero protection so he couldn't actually move us downfield. It led to the picks in the end. Still electric on his feet though. DMC is done in Oakland I think.

I went to sleep for the second half of the Pats/Saints game. I'll watch it later on gamepass, it looks good.

It's not that great, bar the final 7/8 minutes really. We sucked second half on offence, and Amendola taking a ridiculous shot that knocked him out cold didn't help. Then Talib/Mayo went down injured and somehow we still won. I'm still in shock. The Saints choked it away quite badly tbf

Amendola is Welker-

At least Wes is usually on the field to drop passes

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:So you'd be happy to sell Neymar for £37.71m? Because you undervalued Biglia on his TM value by 14.28571%, and that's Neymar's equivalent.

You don't get it do you Mahmood?  You want to sell biglia I don't want to sell Neymar so if someone wants Neymar they'll need to make an offer I can't refuse.  Hero wants to sell Bernard that's why he is accepting a lower fee.  I will offer 6m for Biglia and that's it.  Also I would like to tell you I am viva I know who biglia is I do my research and I speak to people who watch more Italian football then an Italian who loves football more then his kids an he has told me biglia has had a decent season not brilliant like you've made him out to be.  Don't lie when selling a player.  Azzy badmood

Err, when did I say I wanted to sell Biglia? You asked ME about him

I made an offer you refused it I accepted the fact you wanted 7m.  I left negotiations and you came back to me asking about Biglia deal.  So hahaha ha Mr Mahmood.

You asked me about Biglia last week. You asked me again today. I then came back with a counter proposal. So hahaha ha Mr Wilshere.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Soddy you watch the Raiders yesterday? What was that series all about near the end? 3rd and 48, then he bounces the screen pass off the defender's ass

AND THEN YOU SEE TOM FREAKIN BRADY

Yeah, I watched the Raiders, in full.

In fairness to Pryor he had zero protection so he couldn't actually move us downfield. It led to the picks in the end. Still electric on his feet though. DMC is done in Oakland I think.

I went to sleep for the second half of the Pats/Saints game. I'll watch it later on gamepass, it looks good.

It's not that great, bar the final 7/8 minutes really. We sucked second half on offence, and Amendola taking a ridiculous shot that knocked him out cold didn't help. Then Talib/Mayo went down injured and somehow we still won. I'm still in shock. The Saints choked it away quite badly tbf

Amendola is Welker-

At least Wes is usually on the field to drop passes

He literally has the worst luck with injuries. I think he's got more ability than Welker as a player, but as an overall package Welker is miles ahead cos he actually plays. So frustrating. But at least Wes will be dropping crucial passes in Jan/Feb for Peyton now

What on earth is happening with Gronk I dunno. He's killing one of my fantasy teams atm

We both couldn't come to an agreement,  that happens in football all the time but the manager doesn't cry about it an ignore the other manager.  You want 7m I'll only pay 6m what's so bad about that.

Anyone interested in Candreva??

Candreva's wife? I would be but have no funds now.

p/e deal azzy?

Depends on who / what / how much etc. Make me an offer

OKay. Will do it later when I get home. Leaving work in a min

40 posts in one day.

112, including this one. So probably 120 by midnight. I was doing that every day for about two months over the summer, this is my first 100 day in about 6 weeks.

Votes sent. Some good games this week!

I've been hitting 20 on average,  I remember the days when my average was 60. I want to retire as the top 20 posters of all time.

I used to post a fair bit, not so much these days.

Got a job driving a train in a zoo btw

Are you sure you didn't just dream that GSC? Sounds a pretty cool yet annoying job mind.

Pretty sure.

Anyone ever watch Dream Team back in the day. Keep seeing actors from that show

I used to work where they filmed Dream Team. They had cancelled the show by the time I got there though.

One thing that always annoyed me about that show was that their home ground would always have different nets. Different styles. Just because they pinched the footage from elsewhere and made the shirts purple doesn't mean I'm overlooking their other failures.

GSC wrote:I used to post a fair bit, not so much these days.

Got a job driving a train in a zoo btw

Please tell me you have to wear a flat cap when you're driving it

Can someone please do injuries for me and CF rearranged match. Going to do tactics now.

You use the injuries for the week they were for (I think) so it would be:

Basel = Gaston Sauro, Valentin Stocker, Aleksandar Dragovic, Fabian Schar
PSV = Andre Hoffmann, Przemyslaw Tyton, Stijn Schaars, Rio Ferdinand

Unless I have it wrong?

use this weeks ones Viva

Or do that

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:I used to post a fair bit, not so much these days.

Got a job driving a train in a zoo btw

Please tell me you have to wear a flat cap when you're driving it

This is like my ultimate job.

Votes sent to Sodhat took me 41 minutes this week, shaved off 4 minutes.

I'll use this weeks injuries for both matches if thats allowed.

As long as CF knows that too.

Speaking of which, CF - make sure you get your reasons in. You have to give:

Score
Scorers
1 Good point for each side
1 Bad point for each side

Takes a matter of moments.

Good morning balla Street dope pushers, Grove Street OG's come to do some damage.

Morning kunchers

I will be doing votes at some stage this morning. When exactly will depend on my motivation to work.

When you say doing votes, you mean working out results? Otherwise you just forfeited £1m

I am well excited about kunch. I have chocolate swiss roll alongside my usual

I must admit forgot to do them last night, will send in scores now and feedback later, as am now off to school in 20 mins.

No 1m for me

It's painful how even just £1m is a lot in this league.

It's actually gonna cost me a TP target