The Culture Cup round 6

by **Galted** Thu 05 Dec 2013, 8:50 am

First topic message reminder :

It's just as funny on the second read.

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:20 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Happy birthday, Galted.

Thanks, Tino, for not being caustic.

You've hardly been pleasant to me recently. This;

Galted wrote: Why don't you just f*ck off

being an obvious example, but I am willing to rise above it on your special day.

There was a bit of background to that if I remember correct.

by Rowley Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:21 am

Happy birthday Galted, sickener having a bithday this near Christmas though, must be a joint present nightmare.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:21 am

Galted wrote:

There was a bit of background to that if I remember correct.

No, I don't think there was.

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:23 am

seanmichaels wrote:Supper? I didn't have you down as aristocracy....

I'm neither an IT boff nor aristocracy, I'm never sure when to use dinner, tea, supper and lunch.

by Rowley Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:23 am

Not sure there was enough background to justify it Tina. Do you want me to ban him. (obviously will wait till tomorrow, don't want to do it on his birthday.)

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:24 am

Rowley wrote:Happy birthday Galted, sickener having a bithday this near Christmas though, must be a joint present nightmare.

Cheers, Rowley. I'm ok with it, I love feeling sorry for myself so it works for me.

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:24 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

There was a bit of background to that if I remember correct.

No, I don't think there was.

I stand corrected, must have just seen your name come up.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:25 am

Rowley wrote:Not sure there was enough background to justify it Tina. Do you want me to ban him. (obviously will wait till tomorrow, don't want to do it on his birthday.)

It's alright Jeff. I think it would destroy him.

I don't want that on my conscience or yours.

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:26 am

Dr Shoe prescribes 10ccs of birthday goodwill to galted.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:27 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

There was a bit of background to that if I remember correct.

No, I don't think there was.

I stand corrected, must have just seen your name come up.

See, there you go again.

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Not sure there was enough background to justify it Tina. Do you want me to ban him. (obviously will wait till tomorrow, don't want to do it on his birthday.)

It's alright Jeff. I think it would destroy him.

I don't want that on my conscience or yours.

Wouldn't it make sense to ban me on Xmas? Will scare the sh1t out of the rest of the forum.

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:

There was a bit of background to that if I remember correct.

No, I don't think there was.

I stand corrected, must have just seen your name come up.

See, there you go again.

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:28 am

Dr Shoe wrote:Dr Shoe prescribes 10ccs of birthday goodwill to galted.

Dr michaels prescribes a few litres of goodwill on most days.

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:30 am

Galted wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:Dr Shoe prescribes 10ccs of birthday goodwill to galted.

Dr michaels prescribes a few litres of goodwill on most days.

That should be self administers

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:31 am

Dr Shoe wrote:
Galted wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:Dr Shoe prescribes 10ccs of birthday goodwill to galted.

Dr michaels prescribes a few litres of goodwill on most days.

That should be self administers

Self-administered/self-inflicted.

by Rowley Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:34 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Not sure there was enough background to justify it Tina. Do you want me to ban him. (obviously will wait till tomorrow, don't want to do it on his birthday.)

It's alright Jeff. I think it would destroy him.

I don't want that on my conscience or yours.

Wouldn't it make sense to ban me on Xmas? Will scare the sh1t out of the rest of the forum.

You may have a point, since my demotion I do get the impression people do not take me very seriously round here. May be a good time to reassert my authority.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:36 am

Galted wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:Dr Shoe prescribes 10ccs of birthday goodwill to galted.

Dr michaels prescribes a few litres of goodwill on most days.

I thought I'd take it easy in the build up to Xmas so I thought i'd stick with 6 cans of normal strength Carlsberg last night. They went down a treat but didn't last beyond 6.30pm and I thought I was going to have to walk in the Wee weeing rain to the local offie. Fortunately however, the last time I was around at the sister in laws I left a 4 pack of cider. It was like finding a tenner in a coat you haven't worn for a while.

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:37 am

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Not sure there was enough background to justify it Tina. Do you want me to ban him. (obviously will wait till tomorrow, don't want to do it on his birthday.)

It's alright Jeff. I think it would destroy him.

I don't want that on my conscience or yours.

Wouldn't it make sense to ban me on Xmas? Will scare the sh1t out of the rest of the forum.

You may have a point, since my demotion I do get the impression people do not take me very seriously round here. May be a good time to reassert my authority.

The Culture Cup round 6 - Page 13 Cartman-authoritah

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:38 am

Rowley wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Not sure there was enough background to justify it Tina. Do you want me to ban him. (obviously will wait till tomorrow, don't want to do it on his birthday.)

It's alright Jeff. I think it would destroy him.

I don't want that on my conscience or yours.

Wouldn't it make sense to ban me on Xmas? Will scare the sh1t out of the rest of the forum.

You may have a point, since my demotion I do get the impression people do not take me very seriously round here. May be a good time to reassert my authority.

You were always the Les Dennis to Windy's Russ Abbott.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:38 am

Dr Shoe wrote:

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

DAVE? Is that you?

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

DAVE? Is that you?

Dr Shoe is a professionally trained doctor. probably.

DAVE is not professional in any capacity. factually.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:43 am

Dr Shoe wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

DAVE? Is that you?

Dr Shoe is a professionally trained doctor. probably.

DAVE is not professional in any capacity. factually.

But he does like WHITESNAKE.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:51 am

Happy Birthday Galted Bubbly

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:55 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

DAVE? Is that you?

Dr Shoe is a professionally trained doctor. probably.

DAVE is not professional in any capacity. factually.

But he does like WHITESNAKE.

Name me someone who doesnt and I will show you a liar.

I am a doctor, its scientific fact that everyone likes Whitesnake. Even blacksnakes like them.

Even Az would like Whitesnake, despite their colour.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:56 am

Dr Shoe wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

DAVE? Is that you?

Dr Shoe is a professionally trained doctor. probably.

DAVE is not professional in any capacity. factually.

But he does like WHITESNAKE.

Name me someone who doesnt and I will show you a liar.

I am a doctor, its scientific fact that everyone likes Whitesnake. Even blacksnakes like them.

Even Az would like Whitesnake, despite their colour.

So come on then, give us a clue?

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dr Shoe wrote:

(C) David Coverdale circa 1987

DAVE? Is that you?

Dr Shoe is a professionally trained doctor. probably.

DAVE is not professional in any capacity. factually.

But he does like WHITESNAKE.

Name me someone who doesnt and I will show you a liar.

I am a doctor, its scientific fact that everyone likes Whitesnake. Even blacksnakes like them.

Even Az would like Whitesnake, despite their colour.

So come on then, give us a clue?

Una Stubbs?

by **Galted** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:03 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Happy Birthday Galted

Thank you Julius, thank you very much.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:07 am

You're not perchance Elizabeth Shoe are you? If so I probably would post 80's Barnet Karate Kid.

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:09 am

Lizzie (as we call her) was disowned by the Shoe family after she replaced the lovely Lea Thompson in the Back to the Future sequels as Marty mcFly's girlfriend.

Great Scott, Lizzie

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:11 am

Shoe in?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:12 am

Where are you luncheoning Galted?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:15 am

Pubs to trial professional lanes
20-12-13
BRITAIN’S pubs will have a section of the bar reserved for people who know what they’re doing this Christmas.

With Christmas hostelries full of people buying coffee with a debit card, sections of the bar will be solely for habitual drinkers who want to get hammered and know precisely how they’d like that to happen.

Pub owner Tom Logan said: “While I’m giving samples of our real ale to some bell end who’s just going to order a half of Fosters, I could be servicing our core clientele of red men with poor home lives.

“Christmas is a time for happiness, family and laughter so I should be getting our regulars – who have none of those things – as peed as possible.”

Users of the professional lane require a drinker’s licence. Applicants are assessed on whether they order Guinness before their other drinks, can demonstrate awareness of how long others have been waiting and are able to carry three drinks without a tray.

Pub aficionado Wayne Hayes said: “My local has the misfortune of being bang opposite the business district so every December I’m forced to wait an extra 90 seconds to self-medicate with Stella while some lightweight goes through the crisp options for the fourth time.

“Roll on January when the only sound to be heard in here is the gentle sobbing of Frank after his horse comes in fifth.”

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:15 am

Dr Shoe wrote:Lizzie (as we call her) was disowned by the Shoe family...

Is that when she change the spelling to Shue?

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20 am

She change alright. She change for stage name reasons.

Did you know that once she was heiress to the Shuh footwear empire. True story. probably.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:28 am

Dr Shoe wrote:She change alright. She change for stage name reasons.

Did you know that once she was heiress to the Shuh footwear empire. True story. probably.

I didn't know that. But I did know that she replaced Claudia Wells, not Lea Thompson in the Back to the Future films.

I'm glad you're not my doctor.
"Doctor, why have you removed his appendix?"
"That's his appendix?!"

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:31 am

Dr Shoe is not impressed with specifics of your research.

Next you'll be telling me Michael Jay Fox replaced Eric Stoltz?

And my specialism is feet not appendixes or appendices. Unless the appendix is attached to the foot, in which case I do indeed know what it is.

I really should learn that song.

The knee bone is connected to the....errr.....spinebone?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:39 am

I wrote the book on the appendix. I even wrote the appendix.

by 6cw Hobo Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:44 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I wrote the book on the appendix. I even wrote the appendix.

I wrote a book that contained a section on the appendix.

In the end I removed it, as it was totally superfluous and served no function whatsoever.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:30 pm

Truss

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:33 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

Get your tongue out of my bumhole, you racist bitch, nothing can make up for that curry remark the other day. NOTHING!

Just took a little while and Shami Chakrabati to discern your intent.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:48 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

Get your tongue out of my bumhole, you racist bitch, nothing can make up for that curry remark the other day. NOTHING!

My favourite part was in defense of his racism, seany said "I doubt he will take offense".

Yes, because Indians and Pakistanis are all the same aren't they, seany......

by Rowley Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:51 pm

Look I do the racism round here, stay off my turf Sean.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:53 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

Get your tongue out of my bumhole, you racist bitch, nothing can make up for that curry remark the other day. NOTHING!

Just took a little while and Shami Chakrabati to discern your intent.

Is Chakrabati one of the news readers? My favourite is Ms Ris Latif off of BBC London.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:54 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

Get your tongue out of my bumhole, you racist bitch, nothing can make up for that curry remark the other day. NOTHING!

Just took a little while and Shami Chakrabati to discern your intent.

Is Chakrabati one of the news readers? My favourite is Ms Ris Latif off of BBC London.

Just out of curiosity, is one of your best friends Indian?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

Get your tongue out of my bumhole, you racist bitch, nothing can make up for that curry remark the other day. NOTHING!

My favourite part was in defense of his racism, seany said "I doubt he will take offense".

Yes, because Indians and Pakistanis are all the same aren't they, seany......

From a distance yes.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 2:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Truss

Good shout.

Get your tongue out of my bumhole, you racist bitch, nothing can make up for that curry remark the other day. NOTHING!

Just took a little while and Shami Chakrabati to discern your intent.

Is Chakrabati one of the news readers? My favourite is Ms Ris Latif off of BBC London.

Just out of curiosity, is one of your best friends Indian?

Who do you think you are, Strongback?

I must admit to being a bit tiddly. 4 pints of Kronenburg at lunch (no food). Tonight could be messy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:

Who do you think you are, Strongback?

Why because I pull you up on your racism?

You're the worst kind of racist. You don't even realise you're doing it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:03 pm

Merry Christmas Galted Bubbly

by **seanmichaels** Fri 20 Dec 2013, 3:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Who do you think you are, Strongback?

Why because I pull you up on your racism?

You're the worst kind of racist. You don't even realise you're doing it.

I have had a Cape Coloured (I've checked and that is not at all racist) and Afrikaans live with me. I'm like Mandela, I bring people together.

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