The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Tino, did you watch Sunday Brunch at the weekend?

They had a former zoo keeper chap who specialises in hunting down and researching 'extinct' species or previously undiscovered species. Quite interesting.

Nope. I quite often watch it though. I like the marine biologist chap.

A walking monkey, you say? Lumbering Jack?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:34 pm

sean wrote:cryptozoologist he was, and the thing he is looking for is an Orang Pendek. A walking monkey.

They breed in Bradford city centre

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 2:35 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Tino, did you watch Sunday Brunch at the weekend?

They had a former zoo keeper chap who specialises in hunting down and researching 'extinct' species or previously undiscovered species. Quite interesting.

Nope. I quite often watch it though. I like the marine biologist chap.

A walking monkey, you say? Lumbering Jack?

Orang Pendek (Raoul Moat).

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:19 pm

Just reading about the ECB charging Andrew Gale of Yorkshire with racist insults.

Well you can F*** off back to your own country you Kolpak F*****!

Not sure how the ECB are going to argue this.....

by kingraf Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:32 pm

Surely that's just a xenophobic comment?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 4:41 pm

I'd say a lot of county cricketers resent the Kolpak ruling. Calling someone a mercinary is neither racist nor xenophobic in my eyes.

by **Galted** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 6:31 pm

TDMR wrote:
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TDMR wrote:
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TDMR wrote:
Weisz wrote:Oi! Winona! Doesn't Galted look super sexy in his low-cut Hi-Techs and unzipped GoreTex? It feels like there's a tropical thunderstorm going on in my fanny.

Excuse me?

Oh yeah, over here "fanny" means your vag, not your bum.

Oh right. Yeah, mine too then.

You know, I only did that shoplifting thing to get his attention, if there's something I really want to steal it's his heart.

Jesus. That's a bit gay.

F*ck you.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 8:55 pm

I'd love Ryder to ride my Hampton. I'd take her to poundland and she could nick all she wanted there. I'd take the rap...

by **Galted** Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:41 pm

I'd be so grateful I'd be prepared leave her in the lounge on her own and wouldn't check which films she'd nicked for a few hours after she'd left.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 7:29 am

I'd leave my password list and an open wallet next to a bowl of cheetos.

Five hundred and ninth.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:10 am

William Wallace, Doddie Weir, Alan Brazil, Rod Stewart, Sean Connery, Judy Murray, Andy Goram, Lorraine Kelly, Wee Jimmy Krankie, The Proclaimers................ Your boys took one hell of a beating.

by **superflyweight** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:38 am

Morning to my British brothers!

Morning also to the colonial serfs, Raf and LD.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:39 am

Pleased? I have the feeling of a bloke who has taken back his cheating girlfriend.

by **superflyweight** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:40 am

Yep - as previously mentioned - no fan of the UK establishment but the case for independence was a shambles.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:41 am

Yeah... they all got off lightly, imo. Susan Boyle was right of course.

There was a seal frollicking around in the middle of Darling Harbour near the Pyrmont Bridge today, sean. Quite amusing.

It was just floating on its back, flippers facing the sky and the ferries had to negotiate around it.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:44 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
There was a seal frollicking around in the middle of Darling Harbour near the Pyrmont Bridge, sean. Quite amusing.

It was just floating on its back, flippers facing the sky and the ferries had to negotiate around it.

Lovely place. I remember there being a lot of sizeable Jellyfish in that harbour. Once saw a Rex Hunt episode where he caught a few leatherjackets there as well.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:51 am

Always remember Rex used to go on about King George Whiting being the best eating fish? Would you agree?

by Adam D Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:53 am

Avast!!!!!

Yarrrrrr

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
There was a seal frollicking around in the middle of Darling Harbour near the Pyrmont Bridge, sean. Quite amusing.

It was just floating on its back, flippers facing the sky and the ferries had to negotiate around it.

Lovely place. I remember there being a lot of sizeable Jellyfish in that harbour. Once saw a Rex Hunt episode where he caught a few leatherjackets there as well.

Yes, it must have feasted on leatherjackets and bream. A few jellyfish for dessert perhaps?

http://media.smh.com.au/featured/ferries-dodge-fat-seal-in-harbour-5790656.html

There are more species of fish in Port Jackson (600) compared with the Mediterranean Sea (540).
Hard to believe but I can imagine that the Greeks and Romans would have fished out most of the Mediterranean with a lot of help from the coastal people of North Africa, Turkey and the Levant.... over thousands of years.

I think the Chinese and Vietnamese would make a sizeable dent in our waters (in short time - given the chance) but the fishing licensing rules are fairly strict here and there are always waterways police / inspectors on patrol. It's a sort of friendly but serious Police State here you know.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:00 am

Ahoy me hearties!!!
Arrrr.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:04 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
I think the Chinese and Vietnamese would make a sizeable dent in our waters (in short time - given the chance) but the fishing licensing rules are fairly strict here and there are always waterways police / inspectors on patrol. It's a sort of friendly but serious Police State here you know.

Yes, loved that when i was fishing out there. Estuaries are particularly well managed. Always given a ruler and a chart showing acceptable sizes.

Is it the Barramundi that turns from male to female at 30cm?

by Adam D Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:12 am

Hook (the pirate equivalent of fist)

by **Pal Joey** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:12 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
I think the Chinese and Vietnamese would make a sizeable dent in our waters (in short time - given the chance) but the fishing licensing rules are fairly strict here and there are always waterways police / inspectors on patrol. It's a sort of friendly but serious Police State here you know.

Yes, loved that when i was fishing out there. Estuaries are particularly well managed. Always given a ruler and a chart showing acceptable sizes.

Is it the Barramundi that turns from male to female at 30cm?

Yes, at the age of 3 or 4 they change over to the other side.
Their hamptons must turn inside out and get a bit wider... or perhaps they just drop off their hampton and a fanny suddenly appears?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:27 am

Or they take it in the tradesman's?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:01 pm

As forlorn as Alex Salmond's dreams on here today.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:56 pm

Stickier than Galted's jockstrap outside

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:58 pm

Heard a jock comparing their oppression to apartheid. It was the SNP who instigated the minimum price per unit of alcohol not us.

by kingraf Fri 19 Sep 2014, 1:55 pm

To be fair, if getting paid £220, 000 a week means you're a modern day slave, then I can understand how being able to get a job, travel, own property, and marry who you please is similar to apartheid.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:25 pm

There better be some bloody good excuses/deaths for today's turnout.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:40 pm

I reckon Tino and Jeff must have perished in some sort of bizarre sex-related murder/suicide.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:49 pm

Jeff in a bath with a bottle of radox gaffer taped in his mouth.

by kingraf Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:50 pm

Reckon Geoff literally figuratively died of boredom on holiday. Tina ran into his Son in a particularly foul mood. Could be in ICU as we speak. 'fly, as I stated, died yesterday out voting. Not sure where Rick is, though.

by Adam D Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:51 pm

A quiz would have drawn them in....

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:53 pm

Which actor played Dustin Hoffman’s father despite being only 6 years older and also played Harrison Ford’s father despite being only 11 years older?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 2:56 pm

Connery?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:01 pm

by Adam D Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:05 pm

I saw that film at the cinema. Family affairs from memory?

by Adam D Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:07 pm

Following on from Connery, who else played his son and in what film despite only being 12 years younger than him in real life?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 3:10 pm

Adam D wrote:I saw that film at the cinema. Family affairs from memory?

Family Business I think - I saw it too.

by **Union Cane** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:06 pm

Was that it?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:29 pm

Was what what?

by **Union Cane** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 8:40 pm

That, was it it?

by **Galted** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 9:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:There better be some bloody good excuses/deaths for today's turnout.

I'm still unable to visit forum sites when at work.

It's not easy being me.

by kingraf Fri 19 Sep 2014, 10:04 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:There better be some bloody good excuses/deaths for today's turnout.

I'm still unable to visit forum sites when at work.

It's not easy being me.

Buy a phone you Frak cheapskate. Rick's getting a new one. I'm probably gonna get new one. We can make a day of it.

by **Galted** Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:02 pm

Don't know if I can face learning to hate a new phone, kingraf, I already spend enough time hating the Samsung R*tard and it might cut into Jack Whitehall and Will Ferrell hating-time. The reception at work is generally sh*te as well, not sure if they've got something in place to mess with the signal. Phones are already banned from the trade floors and wouldn't surprise me if the economy-destroying c*nts had found some way to make them difficult to use.

by **Union Cane** Sun 21 Sep 2014, 9:00 pm

First, and, unless somebody spoils things for me, last.

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 21 Sep 2014, 10:12 pm

Union Cane wrote:First, and, unless somebody spoils things for me, last.

Don't worry, nobody would do that you Union.

by **Union Cane** Sun 21 Sep 2014, 10:32 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:First, and, unless somebody spoils things for me, last.

Don't worry, nobody would do that you Union.

Argh, you curmudgeonly old goose.

At least I still have work in the morning to look forward to.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 7:06 am

Fist

Morning all, good weekend?

Glad we are all still a union of symbiosis and unity... Or whatever.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:21 am

So so. Don't think I actually did anything other than plant a hedge...

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