The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:08 pm

4 is Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:08 pm

4. Er, The spy who loved me (since you put the title in there for us)
1. All I wanna do

Edit - oh f*ck. and f*ck you Jeff. F*ck you and your music knowledge.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:10 pm

Union Cane wrote:4. Lady in Red?

incorrect. c'mon, get the story before Jeff turns up.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:10 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Number 1 is Cheryl Crow but I can't remember the song.

Seen her live. She was supporting the Rolling Stones at the old Wembley in the mid '90's.

Very small lady.

So middle class.

Union right, Tino right and Rick right. 2 left

I didn't want to go. I don't really like them, and it meant traveling down to Laaaandon to mix with Cockernees. My mate persuaded me though.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:11 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:4. Er, The spy who loved me (since you put the title in there for us)
1. All I wanna do

Edit - oh f*ck. and f*ck you Jeff. F*ck you and your music knowledge.

IN YOUR FACE BIATCH.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:13 pm

There's still the news story to find....

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:18 pm

Tiger kills schoolboy at Delhi zoo?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:21 pm

Man in Wisconsin has 100 orgasms a day?

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:36 pm

All I wanna do
Leaving on a jet plane
Country house
Nobody does it better
Yellow submarine

Erm...

Scotland.

All they wanna do is leave the country, but they better give our submarines back.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:37 pm

Ringo Starr selling up and moving to LA (and taking the beauty that is Barbara Bach with him).

You lot are rubbish, do you not read the Sunday Times?

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:38 pm

Is he getting there by submarine?

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:39 pm

I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

by Guest Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:42 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2765212/Woman-21-pays-20-000-surgically-add-breast-desperate-bid-reality-TV-star.html

Perhaps it refers to the surgeon who performed this operation

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:44 pm

Rowley wrote:Is he getting there by submarine?

No. He's leaving his big county house on a jet plane for santa monica boulevard with his wife Barbara Bach. Not difficult.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:48 pm

Rowley wrote:I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 2:50 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

It always amazes me how that sort of thing happens.

Jeff? Any ideas?

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:00 pm

Charm, wit and intelligence Tina, I'd stay with Mrs Windows if I was you.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:03 pm

He presumably has a sizeable Hampton. Either that or the royalties from Thomas the Tank Engine are more than you would expect.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:07 pm

sean wrote:Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

Reminds me of the Mrs Merton joke...

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:09 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

Reminds me of the Mrs Merton joke...

The millionaire Paul Daniels?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:18 pm

Union wrote:The millionaire Paul Daniels?

That's the one...

Can't imagine old Ringo street sweeping in the near future

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I hope nobody does it better is a Barbara Bach reference rather than a reflection on his drumming ability.

Only found out he was with Bach after reading the article. How did that ugly get end up with her? Ridiculous. And he's a weirdo.

I could never get a Handel on how he ended up with Bach.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:28 pm

They met during filming of "Caveman" apparently, and married a year later in 1981.

Anyone seen it?

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:39 pm

I would cut it off afterwards if I had just one go on this.

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by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:41 pm

Seriously? She ain't all that.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:42 pm

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:43 pm

Got to be honest is one of my preferred Bond girls. Also think Britt Ekland in The Man with the Golden Gun had something of a bounce in her step.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Seriously? She ain't all that.

What?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:44 pm

Rowley wrote:Got to be honest is one of my preferred Bond girls. Also think Britt Ekland in The Man with the Golden Gun had something of a bounce in her step.

Have you seen her in the original Wicker Man? Good lord.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Seriously? She ain't all that.

What?

She isn't ugly by any stretch, but there are way better out there.

TSMR for one.

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:45 pm

Indeed I have Tina, good lord covers it more than admirably.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:46 pm

Rowley wrote:Indeed I have Tina, good lord covers it more than admirably.

Terrible dancing, but who cares.

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TSMR for one.

I am becoming increasingly worried by the number of references Tina makes to TSMR, given he is a well known stalkerish little wa*ker and knows my actual name I suspect I have good reason to be concerned.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:51 pm

Quite liked the one in Golden Eye. Tasted like strawberries according to Bean. Saw her in a film where she played an assasin. She would definitely get it in that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:51 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

TSMR for one.

I am becoming increasingly worried by the number of references Tina makes to TSMR, given he is a well known stalkerish little wa*ker and knows my actual name I suspect I have good reason to be concerned.

No need Jeffrey. You know in Silence of the Lambs when Starling learns that Lector has escaped and tells her colleague that she isn't worried as Lector would consider it rude to go after her?

It's much like that with you, me and TSMR.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:57 pm

Jeff, I watched Miliband on the Marr Show on Sunday. You'd seriously vote for him?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Jeff, I watched Miliband on the Marr Show on Sunday. You'd seriously vote for him?

People vote for the party, not the leader.

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:59 pm

What Tina said.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:00 pm

Technically they vote for the candidate.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:01 pm

Miliband would be a national embarrassment.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:02 pm

Union Cane wrote:Technically they vote for the candidate.

Technically, I like you.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:02 pm

Labour would be a disaster. Balls and Miliband were in charge of the treasury for pete's sake!

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Technically they vote for the candidate.

Technically, I like you.

Technically you're not obese.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:03 pm

Balls, lol.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Technically they vote for the candidate.

Technically, I like you.

Technically you're not obese.

Technically, you're not mentally ill.

by Rowley Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Labour would be a disaster. Balls and Miliband were in charge of the treasury for pete's sake!

Don't vote for them then. We have not closed the News and Current Affairs section and then the off topic section all in the hope the debate could be continued on here.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:13 pm

I remember an episode of Take Hart or Hart Beat or something from my youth, where Tony Hart did this thing where he spelled out his name by pointing at parts of his body ; toe, knee, heart. He then said that we could try this at home with our own names, but I was like hang on, that is fine if your name can be made up of parts of your body but I certainly can't do that with my name, and I went through the names of everyone in my class, and then the whole school, and it didn't work with a single person. I've carried my anger at Hart over this around with me ever since, to me he is nothing more than a charlatan and a rogue.

The point to this story is that I have just realised that Ed Balls could do it.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:18 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Labour would be a disaster. Balls and Miliband were in charge of the treasury for pete's sake!

Don't vote for them then. We have not closed the News and Current Affairs section and then the off topic section all in the hope the debate could be continued on here.

They're still nobheads...

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:20 pm

Union Cane wrote:I remember an episode of Take Hart or Hart Beat or something from my youth, where Tony Hart did this thing where he spelled out his name by pointing at parts of his body ; toe, knee, heart. He then said that we could try this at home with our own names, but I was like hang on, that is fine if your name can be made up of parts of your body but I certainly can't do that with my name, and I went through the names of everyone in my class, and then the whole school, and it didn't work with a single person. I've carried my anger at Hart over this around with me ever since, to me he is nothing more than a charlatan and a rogue.

The point to this story is that I have just realised that Ed Balls could do it.

So could Ed Koch.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 23, 2014 4:24 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I remember an episode of Take Hart or Hart Beat or something from my youth, where Tony Hart did this thing where he spelled out his name by pointing at parts of his body ; toe, knee, heart. He then said that we could try this at home with our own names, but I was like hang on, that is fine if your name can be made up of parts of your body but I certainly can't do that with my name, and I went through the names of everyone in my class, and then the whole school, and it didn't work with a single person. I've carried my anger at Hart over this around with me ever since, to me he is nothing more than a charlatan and a rogue.

The point to this story is that I have just realised that Ed Balls could do it.

So could Ed Koch.

If he carried a member of the formicidae family with him at all times, then so could famous actor Anthony Head.

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