The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Union Cane wrote:Decades, lol.

Oh Christ.

Not this again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep telling Mrs Windows it is good for the skin and to stop moaning.

Now I have the proof.

You can thank me later:

Discovered the trick in India, I bet she did. Filthy cow.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I keep telling Mrs Windows it is good for the skin and to stop moaning.

Now I have the proof.

You can thank me later:

Discovered the trick in India, I bet she did. Filthy cow.

i would luv it, i say luv it if i woke up next to that piece.

3 - Truman

5. Yusuf Islam

kingraf wrote:3 - Truman

Correct

rick_dagless wrote:Sikhan Sikhan?

Sunan Sunan?

Something something like that

Sirhan Sirhan

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:We should ask Galted.  He has just paid for his first girlfriend.

He must have sealed the deal by now.

I was thinking about him yesterday. A squall came through whilst I was in the car park and a big leaf just missed me. I chuckled thinking back to the story when he was at the bus stop and got slapped in the face by a big soggy one. Prat.

I remember that.  Didn't you find out what it was by posting a picture of a leaf?

I miss Galted.  And Glated.

I miss his stories about gayly skipping down the road from Liverpool Street Station.

Thanks for not forgetting me, chaps.  Was feeling a bit sad on the train and figured I may as well top myself when I got home but this has cheered me right up.

Not too sure exactly what the official requirement for non-virginity is, Wingrove reckons you have to rub your balls against a lady's bellybutton which sounds reasonable to me.  Not having too much luck doing that to Galtova, there's a really annoying Russian tradition that if a Russian lady's brother or cousin is in town and needs a place to stay then they get to sleep in bed next to her.  Every night there's one or two of the bastards pitching up, if it's not Vladimir 1 it's Dimitrov, Vladimir II, Andreii, the Chinese Vladimirs or Comrade JuliusHMarx.

I'm a bit worried that if I don't lose my virginity soon I'm going to be allocated to one of those beardy chaps who keep blowing themselves up.

Jules wrote:Sirhan Sirhan

That's the one, good quiz, but tough round.

Morning

Fist

Morning Rico. Feeling good? I'm feeling imperious.

Morning Raf, why is one in such an imperious mood this autumnal day.

My mood is one of antipathy currently.

Not really sure mate, just one of those fantastic spring mornings. Girlfriend bought us tickets to the local fight card I've been meaning buy, had a great gym session, and it's one of those lazy highveldt Spring days where there's not a cloud in the sky, but it isn't oppressively hot.

Fair enough, it is wet and windy here, as we are picking up Gonzalo remnants, though long weekend as going to a gig on Monday so after today should pick up nicely.

Looks like Tino has been landed with an ironic thread split too...

how was the hurricane? Death and destruction or just a slightly more miserable day?

Raf wrote:how was the hurricane? Death and destruction or just a slightly more miserable day?

I a traffic cone blow over, and there were more leaves on the floor than usual but that is about it...

Do not think we will be airlifting in the supplies just yet.

Ha! There was an earth tremor thing in Johannesburg a few months ago. Nothing major, glassware on my couch didn't even fall off, but the entire city went berserk with fear. Like we could actually die or something. For all our hardness, Joburgers are quite the sissies when it comes to natural disasters

Good time to be a volcano insurance salesman then Raf!

kingraf wrote:Joburgers are quite the sissies when it comes to natural disasters

That's because nearly all the bright South African's have left and work in London. I speak to folk in SA every single day. I am amazed how some of them tie their shoes in the morning, let alone hold down jobs that involve things other than smashing rocks with tools.

The countries been left with the dimwits.

Not including you, Raf, obviously.

rick_dagless wrote:

I a traffic cone blow over,

Sorry Rick but that is just gibberish.

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

I a traffic cone blow over,

Sorry Rick but that is just gibberish.

Yeah, it should have been:

I a trAffic coNe blow Over

There is no darkness on my street, Tino.

Right you are Jeff, was mid conference call at the time, but no excuse whatsoever.

Nice thread split Tino

JuliusHMarx wrote:There is no darkness on my street, Tino.

But I'm hiding in shadows, where I don't belong.

rick_dagless wrote:Right you are Jeff, was mid conference call at the time, but no excuse whatsoever.

Nice thread split Tino

Thanks, but I preferred the arthropod one.

Who wants more quiz rounds?

Why not Jules

Strange Relationships

1. What were the names of the conjoined twins who became known as world’s first Siamese twins.
2. Which actor played Dustin Hoffman’s father despite being only 6 years older and also played Harrison Ford’s father despite being only 11 years older.
3. Karim and Katari Chand from Bradford hold the record for the UK’s longest ever marriage. How many years have they been married? (+/- 5)
4. Who were the last brothers to play in same match for the England football team.
5. What links a lead pencil and a diamond.
6. How many marriages did Liz Taylor have.
7. Which American rock ‘n’ roll singer married his 13 year old cousin when he was 22.
8. What is the offspring of a male donkey and female horse called.
9. Which American soul singer was shot dead by his father on 1st April 1984.
10. Which tragic hero of Greek mythology unknowingly killed his own father and married his mother.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Strange Relationships

1. What were the names of the conjoined twins who became known as world’s first Siamese twins.
2. Which actor played Dustin Hoffman’s father despite being only 6 years older and also played Harrison Ford’s father despite being only 11 years older.
3. Karim and Katari Chand from Bradford hold the record for the UK’s longest ever marriage. How many years have they been married? (+/- 5)
4. Who were the last brothers to play in same match for the England football team.
5. What links a lead pencil and a diamond.
6. How many marriages did Liz Taylor have.
7. Which American rock ‘n’ roll singer married his 13 year old cousin when he was 22.
8. What is the offspring of a male donkey and female horse called.
9. Which American soul singer was shot dead by his father on 1st April 1984.
10. Which tragic hero of Greek mythology unknowingly killed his own father and married his mother.

4 - Gary and the other Neville?

1 - Chang and eng
2 sean connery
3 82?
5 Carbon
6 - 5
7 Chuck Berry
8 - Ass/hinny i get them mixedup
9 -Marvin Gaye
10 - oedipus

7 is Jerry Lee Lewis Rick
4 is probably the Nevilles

rick_dagless wrote:1 - Chang and eng
2 sean connery
3 82?
5 Carbon
6 - 5
7 Chuck Berry
8 - Ass/hinny i get them mixedup
9 -Marvin Gaye
10 - oedipus

1, 2, 5, 9, 10 - correct

7 - you are indeed right Jeff (again i get them mixed for no real reason)

8 - Hinny then

Rowley wrote:7 is Jerry Lee Lewis Rick
4 is probably the Nevilles

Correct (Tino, the other one is Phil)

rick_dagless wrote:8 - Hinny then

Hinny is a female donkey and a male horse

Ah! - it will be Mule then... Rats

1. What were the names of the conjoined twins who became known as world’s first Siamese twins. Chang & Eng - rick
2. Which actor played Dustin Hoffman’s father despite being only 6 years older and also played Harrison Ford’s father despite being only 11 years older. Sean Connery - rick
3. Karim and Katari Chand from Bradford hold the record for the UK’s longest ever marriage. How many years have they been married? (+/- 5)
4. Who were the last brothers to play in same match for the England football team. Gary & Phil Neville - Tino/Geo.
5. What links a lead pencil and a diamond. Carbon - rick
6. How many marriages did Liz Taylor have.
7. Which American rock ‘n’ roll singer married his 13 year old cousin when he was 22. Jerry Lee Lewis - Geo.
8. What is the offspring of a male donkey and female horse called. Mule - rick
9. Which American soul singer was shot dead by his father on 1st April 1984. Marvin Gaye - rick
10. Which tragic hero of Greek mythology unknowingly killed his own father and married his mother. Oedipus - ricks

2. Sean Connery
4. The brothers Neville
5. It isn't lead, it's graphite, which is made of carbon, as is a diamond
10. Oedoeypus

Argh knackers, hadn't refreshed for a few minutes.

3. 82?
6. 7

The Loaded Dog wrote:3. 82?
6. 7

No to both

Higher for the marriage? Lower for Liz?

Higher for both

88 and 8?

The Loaded Dog wrote:88 and 8?

96

Union Cane wrote:
5. It isn't lead, it's graphite, which is made of carbon, as is a diamond

I learnt this from watching Superman (III I think)

Union Cane wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:88 and 8?

96

Clever Cane.
There was a raunchy program on TV here called No.96... and another one called The Box.
Just thought it was worth a mention.

The Loaded Dog wrote:88 and 8?

Correct.
Liz had 8 marriages, to 7 husbands.

I have stolen a few of these Jules so nice one...

I'd probably still do Liz Taylor

nb hadn't realised she copped it 3 years ago. shame.

seanmichaels wrote:I'd probably still do Liz Taylor

nb hadn't realised she copped it 3 years ago. shame.

She was pretty stunning up until about 1959. A pity she went downhill after that.