The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:54 am

First topic message reminder :

Union Cane wrote:Decades, lol.

Oh Christ.

Not this again.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:58 am

Is it her in that picture where she is staring at that other one who has her lills spilling out?

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:06 am

Union Cane wrote:Is it her in that picture where she is staring at that other one who has her lills spilling out?

I was mistook, it was Sophia Loren & Jayne Mansfield that I was thinking of.

blimey!:

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:11 am

lord above!:

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:29 am

Hubba hubba!!!!

Spoiler:

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:31 am

lizzie taylor, you would though:

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:32 am

rick_dagless wrote:
lizzie taylor, you would though:

Apparently Ronnie Reagan dealt with it when it was 15.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:33 am

Bit Yewtree that sean

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:41 am

Barlow or Reagan? Didn't matter in those days, it was a time of free love and casual molesting.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:free love and casual molesting.

Sounds like The View, Rick?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:47 am

Tino wrote:Sounds like The View, Rick?

Very true, though you generally paid for the love with a clinic visit at a later date.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:48 am

The town where i spent most of my 20's was a bit liberal. Not being a coxy here (and they weren't great) but on 2 occasions I walked into the club hammered, asked the first bird I saw if they wanted to come home and they did.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:52 am

Wonder if coxy ever checks in on here, or if he is too busy getting North Koreanesque golf scores whilst solving world poverty?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:53 am

I think that marky bloke who made a brief appearance was suspicious. Maybe not coxy but someone.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:53 am

rick_dagless wrote:Wonder if coxy ever checks in on here, or if he is too busy getting North Koreanesque golf scores whilst solving world poverty?

You can guarantee he does.

No doubt about it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:54 am

We have not had an "aliasgate" for ages...

Though Tino seems sure he checks in, a little too sure...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:I think that marky bloke who made a brief appearance was suspicious. Maybe not coxy but someone.

That was Jack. Picked him straight away.

2 posts, one on the boxing board about someone being a bell end and one on here about the workshy.

Definitely LJ.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:54 am

On several occasions I managed to pull in the queue, before even getting to the club, but I always managed to lose them once I'd paid them in. I even took to wearing a fluorescent green shirt when I went out, so that they wouldn't lose me once we got in, but it didn't seem to work.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 11:55 am

rick_dagless wrote:

Though Tino seems sure he checks in, a little too sure...

I'm not clever enough to know how to run an alias.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:01 pm

Union Cane wrote:On several occasions I managed to pull in the queue, before even getting to the club, but I always managed to lose them once I'd paid them in. I even took to wearing a fluorescent green shirt when I went out, so that they wouldn't lose me once we got in, but it didn't seem to work.

I got done by a young bird like that when we went out at the end of the season. All over me at one pub then held me hand on way to club as she was u21. Got her in then next minute she was necking the young bin rat we were out with. Disgraceful.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:04 pm

Manipulative whores, the lot of them.

Although on the plus side it did leave me free to try out my "I can guess your bra size just by looking at them" routine.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:11 pm

Union wrote:Although on the plus side it did leave me free to try out my "I can guess your bra size just by looking at them" routine.

You ever play Breast Cricket?

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:13 pm

How does that go?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:16 pm

1 run for a casual palm brush,
4 runs for a one handed grab
6 for 2 hands

slapped or directly shouted at you are out.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:18 pm

Never tried that, I'll give it a go at the Christmas party.

Mine used to go along the lines of :

UC - "I bet I can guess your bra size just by looking"

MH - "Phuck off"

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:20 pm

Also a goodie is

"I bet you £1 I can move your breasts without touching them"

"ok"

Grab breast, admit defeat, pay pound...

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:27 pm

Good skills.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:33 pm

Christmas do is going to be a breast-fest.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:Christmas do is going to be a breast-fest.

I thought you were in training?

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Christmas do is going to be a breast-fest.

I thought you were in training?

Yes, I am in training for the Christmas do. Got a feeling it is all going to kick off so I want to be in prime condition.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:39 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Christmas do is going to be a breast-fest.

I thought you were in training?

Yes, I am in training for the Christmas do. Got a feeling it is all going to kick off so I want to be in prime condition.

You want the biggest boobs in the place then?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:40 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Christmas do is going to be a breast-fest.

I thought you were in training?

Yes, I am in training for the Christmas do. Got a feeling it is all going to kick off so I want to be in prime condition.

Hampton wash pre-party? Always a sign of intent.

by Rowley Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:45 pm

We alternate our Christmas do between London and the north, is the north this year. Pity, I think it is about time I called in to see Galted and Tina. Galted I am not overly bothered with and only mention out of politeness, but given how wealthy Tina is I am sure he would lavish some of his wealth on his favourite impoverished northerner.

by kingraf Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:46 pm

What exactly does in training mean? I've been wondering

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:47 pm

That's a very shallow reason for wanted to see me, Jeffrey.

Borderline hurtful, in fact.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:47 pm

Do the southerners not mind eating tripe and gruel?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:48 pm

kingraf wrote:What exactly does in training mean? I've been wondering

It is what we English do to remain the most potent sporting force in the world.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:51 pm

Hope Jules is not Alvin Stardust...

by kingraf Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:53 pm

Come on Sean, I'm pretty sure "in training" does not mean "select South African sports players".

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:54 pm

kingraf wrote:What exactly does in training mean? I've been wondering

It means I dedicate my time to perfecting my physique, thought you'd know all about it?

by Rowley Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:That's a very shallow reason for wanted to see me, Jeffrey.

Borderline hurtful, in fact.

You know it is not the real reason Tina. I am northern and as such have to maintain my gruff exterior. Self interest and tightness allow me to maintain the facade.

by Rowley Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Do the southerners not mind eating tripe and gruel?

To be honest they are so excited at being able to buy a pint for less than 8 quid they endure it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 12:57 pm

Great nosh here today, Diwali celebrations going on so free food all over the place, and homemade stuff too.

Belter...

by kingraf Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:12 pm

If you take the first half of my name and the second half of my girlfriend's name, as one does with celebrity couples you get my name. If you take the first half of my girlfriend's name and the second half of my name, you get my girlfriend's name*.

*The relevance of this is that this was something I mentioned to my girlfriend the first time we met, and as a pick up line, is a damn sight more likely to work than anything you lot have mentioned.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:19 pm

Raf wrote:*The relevance of this is that this was something I mentioned to my girlfriend the first time we met, and as a pick up line, is a damn sight more likely to work than anything you lot have mentioned.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a knife
Get in the Van

Always works

As does

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:33 pm

I'm not Alvin Stardust, real name Bernard Jewry.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:03 pm

kingraf wrote:

*The relevance of this is that this was something I mentioned to my boyfriend the first time we met, and as a pick up line, is a damn sight more likely to work than anything you lot have mentioned.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:19 pm

Any more rounds to the quiz, Julius?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:32 pm

Union Cane wrote:Any more rounds to the quiz, Julius?

i'm finishing off a lyrics quiz. can't think of a link.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:34 pm

Let me count the ways

1. How many lines are commonly held to be in a sonnet.
2. How many elements are there in the periodic table (including 4 that are not yet confirmed). (+/- 5)
3. How many zeros in a google.
4. How many Harry Potter novels were there.
5. How many outlets did Subway have worldwide, as of August 2013, to the nearest 1000 (+/- 1000)
6. How many days until Christmas 2016(+/- 1). (as on 17th Oct 2014)
7. How many side does a dodecagon have.
8. How many Olympic Gold medals did Sir Chris Hoy win in total.
9. How many people died when the Titanic sank. (+/- 50)
10. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man.

by **Union Cane** Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:38 pm

3. 100
7. 12

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