The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Mon 08 Dec 2014, 7:41 am

First topic message reminder :

Raf wrote:Newcastle not being relegated, ey?

Черная вдова Японии взимается в связи со смертью 4 мужем
A Japanese black widow is to be charged with the death of her 4th husband.

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by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:15 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I think he finds you a bit needy if I was to be honest Tina.

I find him a bit c*ntish so it probably evens itself out.

You've got a mean streak a mile wide Tino.

I reckon his 7 year old gave him a kicking at the weekend. He's been unpleassant from the get go today.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:27 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I think he finds you a bit needy if I was to be honest Tina.

I find him a bit c*ntish so it probably evens itself out.

You've got a mean streak a mile wide Tino.

I reckon his 7 year old gave him a kicking at the weekend. He's been unpleassant from the get go today.

If tino being a c*nt correlated with Tino Jr giving him a beating he would actually be a chutney right now.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:I think he finds you a bit needy if I was to be honest Tina.

I find him a bit c*ntish so it probably evens itself out.

You've got a mean streak a mile wide Tino.

I reckon his 7 year old gave him a kicking at the weekend. He's been unpleassant from the get go today.

He's not 7. He's older.

And we'll see who's laughing in the Windows household on Thursday morning.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:59 pm

by Rowley Mon 22 Dec 2014, 3:59 pm

That's the spirit Tina, whilst he may be harder than you for as long as you're working and he is still in school you hold all the aces. I hope you have got him sod all and the other 13 kids everything they wanted. Only way the little s*ithouse will learn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Dec 2014, 4:02 pm

Rowley wrote:That's the spirit Tina, whilst he may be harder than you for as long as you're working and he is still in school you hold all the aces. I hope you have got him sod all and the other 13 kids everything they wanted. Only way the little s*ithouse will learn.

He's an animal. The twins are animals. The baby does f*ck all.

The only one I actually like is my eldest daughter. She's got everything she asked for.

by Rowley Mon 22 Dec 2014, 4:05 pm

Is difficult for me now, obviously I had a favourite nephew but now he has gone to University he never calls, it hurts. Tried to convince myself I like the other one, but it's just not the same. My gay friends have just adopted kids, will have to try and get on with one of them.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 4:07 pm

Rowley wrote:That's the spirit Tina, whilst he may be harder than you for as long as you're working and he is still in school you hold all the aces. I hope you have got him sod all and the other 13 kids everything they wanted. Only way the little s*ithouse will learn.

Mr 'I won't have kids because I can't afford to pay out for any more ankle tags' Rowley - dishing out advice on parenting - genuine attempt to help or a blameless way to get Tino killed? You decide, lines close around tinos neck on friday 26th 00:01

by Rowley Mon 22 Dec 2014, 4:08 pm

I can't have kids Shah, would interfere with my rock and roll life style.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 4:12 pm

Rowley wrote:I can't have kids Shah, would interfere with my rock and roll life style.

Rock and Roll? What exactly does rock and roll mean up there? Smack TSMR in the head with a rock and roll her up in a carpet everytime she leaves the house?!

by **Galted** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 5:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I wanted a battery powered chainsaw so I can leave it in the boot of the car without it stinking of petrol. Not sure whether she's joking but missus said she hasn't got me it. Will be phucked off if that is the case.

Get one off SerialDave.

by **Galted** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 5:06 pm

And I don't come from Wales.

by kingraf Mon 22 Dec 2014, 6:08 pm

I'm not dead.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 6:44 pm

kingraf wrote:I'm not dead.

Fair enough - I had assumed you were Joe Cocker.

by kingraf Mon 22 Dec 2014, 7:38 pm

Needless to say, it was an incorrect assumption. I have not croaked

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Dec 2014, 11:43 pm

Don't usually do this but RIP Joe Cocker. Some good tunes there boss.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:37 am

First, you motherf*ckers.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:53 am

Seec*nt.

Are you over the flu yet and are you already on holidays, Tino?

Think I got a bit of heat stroke today. Had a strange mild headache and was sweating like 3 pigs whilst moving concrete blocks.
I was drinking plenty of water, etc but maybe I need to eat a tablespoon of salt... or have one of those electrolyte sachet things?

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:58 am

Iechyd Da!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 7:59 am

Have a lager ld

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:00 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Seec*nt.

Are you over the flu yet and are you already on holidays, Tino?

Think I got a bit of heat stroke today. Had a strange mild headache and was sweating like 3 pigs whilst moving concrete blocks.
I was drinking plenty of water, etc but maybe I need to eat a tablespoon of salt... or have one of those electrolyte sachet things?

Feeling much better this week, thanks. Just a hacking cough that won't go. Still working (sort of) till tomorrow though.

What are you doing for Christmas day, LD? Down the beach?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:00 am

seanmichaels wrote:Have a lager ld

Great idea. Doing. Ein Bitburger... nice clean taste.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
What are you doing for Christmas day, LD? Down the beach?

A quiet one with family (some swimming there)... and maybe the beach early on Boxing Day.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:26 am

Anybody got a good idea for a boutique B&B with decent restaurant in a coastal area?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:31 am

seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got a good idea for a boutique B&B with decent restaurant in a coastal area?

Ponce.

You seen much of Burgess, Seany? Saw him a couple of times. He's been a bit hit and miss but it's early days.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:34 am

Morning all, seasons greetings etc...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:36 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, seasons greetings etc...

Morning Ricko.

You back in the finest region of England for Christmas?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got a good idea for a boutique B&B with decent restaurant in a coastal area?

Ponce.

You seen much of Burgess, Seany? Saw him a couple of times. He's been a bit hit and miss but it's early days.

Yes, watched the 2 Montpellier games. Think he's creating a lot of space for others. Seems the oppo fear him and put 2 / 3 on him when he's running the angles. Still think he has to play 12. Didn't realise he was 8 at the weekend. Scored a try though....

Anybody know anywhere half decent in Cornwall?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:45 am

He scored for Bath Academy not the full side.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:46 am

seanmichaels wrote:He scored for Bath Academy not the full side.

Yep. I thought they played him at 6, but it might have been 8.

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:52 am

Morning all. Does anyone know of any aspirational motels in the lakes, ideally with an in house patisserie?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 8:53 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:00 am

Bah humbug! Well that's too strong 'cos it is my favourite holiday
But all this year's been a busy time, don't think I have the energy.

by Adam D Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:00 am

I would like to confirm that I am not Joe Cocker.

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:02 am

Adam D wrote:I would like to confirm that I am not Joe Cocker.

We knew, he was talented.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:04 am

Flipping hell, Jeff's arrived with an acerbic tongue this morning.

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:08 am

Sorry Tina, will attempt to make up for it with a less than serious lyrics round:

His opponent said cover up his head, Cos it's shining in my eyes

Why did you do it, you had no need, first a taste, then a craving then it turned to greed.

The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed, We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us The Anfield Rap - Rick

You’ve got to hold and give but do it at the right time. World in Motion - Tina

The "best pound for pound" is mine, Hit Percy Harris with four hooks at one time Roy Jones Y'all must have forgot - Union/Sean

Lyrics and odd one out.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:09 am

Rowley wrote:

You’ve got to hold and give but do it at the right time.

New Order (John Barnes). World in Motion.

No f*cking clue on any others.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:10 am

You’ve got to hold and give but do it at the right time.

New Order World in Motion.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:10 am

Phuck off windows you gyppo

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:You’ve got to hold and give but do it at the right time.

New Order World in Motion.

Damn, wish I'd got that one.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got a good idea for a boutique B&B with decent restaurant in a coastal area?

http://www.prioryguesthouse.com/

There you go.

I woke up there once with a very dirty Yorkshire lass. She could have sucked the chrome off a tow-bar. Crikey.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:Phuck off windows you gyppo

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:13 am

5 must be something by Roy Jones. Overrated.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:14 am

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Anybody got a good idea for a boutique B&B with decent restaurant in a coastal area?

http://www.prioryguesthouse.com/

There you go.

I woke up there once with a very dirty Yorkshire lass. She could have sucked the chrome off a tow-bar. Crikey.

Not quite the French / Scandinavian theme I was looking for.....

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:5 must be something by Roy Jones. Overrated.

It is Sean, title is wrong though.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:19 am

Tino wrote:You back in the finest region of England for Christmas?

Unfortuantely not Tino dear chap, will be in Yorkshire for it with the missus and the inlaws, but I am sure it will be grand.

3 The Anfield Rap...

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:19 am

Y'all musta forgot?

by Rowley Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:22 am

Correct Rick (thought Tina would have got that one) and correct Union.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:24 am

Rowley wrote:Correct Rick (thought Tina would have got that one) and correct Union.

Why would I get that?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Dec 2014, 9:25 am

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