The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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kingraf wrote:I watched it. It buffered every five seconds due to the awful Internet reception on the farm... I can't decide whether that made it better or worse like. Was awful nonetheless

Wrong thread.

I could never bring myself to hit Tino under any circumstances.

Bet you don't look like that in laandaan mate, you would be a tourist attraction by now if you did...

JuliusHMarx wrote:I could never bring myself to hit Tino under any circumstances.

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I f*cking love you, Julius.

I'm a lover not a hater but it would have to be windows. If an 8 year old can deck him scott free then I'd fancy my chances.

2nd would be Shah because he is regularly unpleasant to me.

seanmichaels wrote:I'm a lover not a hater but it would have to be windows. If an 8 year old can deck him scott free then I'd fancy my chances.

2nd would be Shah because he is regularly unpleasant to me.

Just a few observations;

a) You're in no way a lover.  By your own admission, you've had sex once in a year.  Even Jeff does it more regularly than that.
b) He is older than 8, as you well know.
c) It wasn't 'scott' free.  I have withheld numerous requests for toys/computer games/pocket money since that incident.  Who is in control now?
d) You're right about Shah
e) I f*cking love Julius

Think I ended up doing it 3 times last year

I'm quite surprised I rank second to Tiña. That's insulting.

seanmichaels wrote:Think I ended up doing it 3 times last year

W*nking doesn't count.

kingraf wrote:I'm quite surprised I rank second to Tiña. That's insulting.

Most would prefer to see the WA, GD or C do it I suspect.

It wasn't a punch, it was an elbow, or a shoulder. And she was my English teacher, she loved me, in the way Seans missus loves him i.e not sexually.

Don't even bother Raf.

I've been trying to tell this lot for a year that my eldest didn't just walk up and chin me. The truth is an inconvenience to this lot.

Set of c*nts.

Not including Julius. Who I love dearly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
a) You're in no way a lover.  By your own admission, you've had sex once in a year.  Even Jeff does it more regularly than that.

You're right, not by a huge margin, but right is right.

seanmichaels wrote:Think I ended up doing it 3 times last year

3? Tina had more new kids than that last year.

I can accept people wanting to punch me... I'm pretty certain most of my mates have at one stage wanted to deck me. I pride myself on being a narcisstic douchebag. But the one time I did get my comeuppance was a complete accident. And more importantly, was the only time I've ever played netball.

I think she may prefer the furry cup (but like my company and cooking). Out with her BBC pal again tonight (Not Balding).

Can we add douchebag to the list please mods?

Is three the standard amount of time you have sex a year once you get old? What a horrific state of affairs.

kingraf wrote:Is three the standard amount of time you have sex a year once you get old? What a horrific state of affairs.

Tis true, but on the plus side, one can perfect ones w*nking technique over time.

I have seen plenty of battles in my time. One can't always be a warrior

seanmichaels wrote:I have seen plenty of battles in my time. One can't always be a warrior

Being bummed within an inch of your life at school doesn't really cut it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I have seen plenty of battles in my time. One can't always be a warrior

Being bummed within an inch of your life at school doesn't really cut it.

He was referring to carl froch visiting seans trench and the subsequent birth of lee froch.

Morning all, we all chilled out from yesterday? Or still feeling a bit stabby?

Fist

Morning Rick - I could have been fist, but chose to fart about on the boxing board.

Morning super, I hope your time was well spent on there winding Coxy up?

I keep almost getting drawn in over there and realise the inevitable consequences of doing so, and retreat back here.

Morning RiCk, Super.

Bit nippy this morning.

Nah - haz and strongy are getting all misty-eyed about Louis again. Apparently Louis v Conn I was an earlier version of rope-a-dope. Getting slightly into D4 territory with that kind of revisionism.

Morning Tina. I'd like to apologise for encouraging other people to hit you.

You get enough of that at home.

Morning Tina,

Surprised Haz and stongy are not going at it as per...

superflyweight wrote:Morning Tina.  I'd like to apologise for encouraging other people to hit you.  

You get enough of that at home.    

Apology accepted. It's not so much the fact you encouraged anyone to do it, more the fact that Raf wasn't even considered till I brought him up.

At least start on him and then move on.

Yeah, I think I would definitely try to catch Raf on the follow through.

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, I think I would definitely try to catch Raf on the follow through.  

I am actually out to lunch later with two Saffers.

That's going to be great fun.  Listening to them for three hours telling me how great they are/their country is.  How sh*t the UK is.  How much harder they are than every other race, including any as yet undiscovered extra terrestrials.  

There will be some casual racism thrown in, some general rudeness to the waiters, some unnecessary confrontation with anyone who so much as brushes past the table and almost certainly complaints about the food.

Tino wrote:There will be some casual racism thrown in

Much like your post Tino...

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:There will be some casual racism thrown in

Much like your post Tino...

Mine is accurate.

Tino wrote:Mine is accurate.

And less casual.

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Mine is accurate.

And less casual.

More 'smart casual' I would say.

Somebody call me?

Watching Stokes hit a few just now... I think Sir Viv is stoned. He still sounds cool though.

Tino wrote:More 'smart casual' I would say.

Or business casual depending on the lunch, you taking them to Liverpool st area again? Maybe you good hook them up with Galted's angry Kiwi and see what happens?

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:More 'smart casual' I would say.

Or business casual depending on the lunch, you taking them to Liverpool st area again?  Maybe you good hook them up with Galted's angry Kiwi and see what happens?

No, a place near Farringdon. Vivat Bacchus. It's owned by Saffers so I'm hoping they might tone down the aggression if they are in familiar surroundings.

I would love to see G-Unit and his Kiwi mate. Sitting an angry Kiwi down with some Saffers would be hugely enjoyable.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, I think I would definitely try to catch Raf on the follow through.  

I am actually out to lunch later with two Saffers.

That's going to be great fun.  Listening to them for three hours telling me how great they are/their country is.  How sh*t the UK is.  How much harder they are than every other race, including any as yet undiscovered extra terrestrials.  

There will be some casual racism thrown in, some general rudeness to the waiters, some unnecessary confrontation with anyone who so much as brushes past the table and almost certainly complaints about the food.

You have just described one of my best mates who is a saffa. He's just returned home after 7 years. Got a whatsapp from him yesterday saying he likes to check in to BBC to see how sh!t the weather is here.

Tino wrote:I would love to see G-Unit and his Kiwi mate. Sitting an angry Kiwi down with some Saffers would be hugely enjoyable.

Just throw a rugger conversation into the mix and watch the sparks fly whilst you and Galted discuss horrendous fashion.

sean wrote:You have just described one of my best mates who is a saffa. He's just returned home after 7 years. Got a whatsapp from him yesterday saying he likes to check in to BBC to see how sh!t the weather is here.

Did you reply by stating you like to log in to google earth to see how sh!t the shanty towns are there?

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I would love to see G-Unit and his Kiwi mate. Sitting an angry Kiwi down with some Saffers would be hugely enjoyable.

Just throw a rugger conversation into the mix and watch the sparks fly whilst you and Galted discuss horrendous fashion.

I don't have horrendous fashion, RiCk. Don't be so bloody rude.

Galted, on the other hand......

The Loaded Dog wrote:Somebody call me?

Watching Stokes hit a few just now... I think Sir Viv is stoned. He still sounds cool though.

Definitely stoned.

So what do you do when you are at home in Antigua, Viv?

Oh... just look at the hills and that...

Great lifestyle there obviously.

If it's any consolation Tiña, I too was quite upset at the fact that you were picked before me.

If it helps you out raf, I'll punch your lights out.

I should have been more specific and said "full member of the culture cup". Raf is an associate member, much like how the ladies are treated at a lot of golf clubs.

Ladies play netball.

Anyone been to Dakar? I feel like a beach holiday.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:More 'smart casual' I would say.

Or business casual depending on the lunch, you taking them to Liverpool st area again?  Maybe you good hook them up with Galted's angry Kiwi and see what happens?

No, a place near Farringdon. Vivat Bacchus. It's owned by Saffers so I'm hoping they might tone down the aggression if they are in familiar surroundings.

I would love to see G-Unit and his Kiwi mate. Sitting an angry Kiwi down with some Saffers would be hugely enjoyable.

He's fairly tolerant (by his standards) of saffers.

Aussies, Indians, Aucklanders and young, successful British sportsmen (especially if their names are Root, Broad, Hamilton or Murray) do a good job of setting his head to Crimson.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Yeah, I think I would definitely try to catch Raf on the follow through.  

I am actually out to lunch later with two Saffers.

That's going to be great fun.  Listening to them for three hours telling me how great they are/their country is.  How sh*t the UK is.  How much harder they are than every other race, including any as yet undiscovered extra terrestrials.  

There will be some casual racism thrown in, some general rudeness to the waiters, some unnecessary confrontation with anyone who so much as brushes past the table and almost certainly complaints about the food.

You have just described one of my best mates who is a saffa. He's just returned home after 7 years. Got a whatsapp from him yesterday saying he likes to check in to BBC to see how sh!t the weather is here.

That is funny. Random vindictiveness should be a national sport