The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:47 pm

It's been awhile since i started a thread

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 6:30 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 8:43 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
'Twas a close run thing

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:07 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
'Twas a close run thing
Involving a seal and a ring

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:56 am

It's been awhile since i started a thread
I was pretty damn sure you were dead
'Twas a close run thing
Involving a seal and a ring
and getting LD into bed

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:35 am

Most rhymes have some implied smut.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:15 am

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:07 pm

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput
but it struggles along

by nadeem2099 Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:10 pm

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput
but it struggles along
like a snail in a thong

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:26 pm

Most rhymes have some implied smut
And this one seems to be kaput
but it struggles along
like a snail in a thong
with an "n" that should go into "cut"

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:49 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:36 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display

by Guest Fri 23 Jan 2015, 5:43 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
I expected so much more

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jan 2015, 9:29 pm

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
I expected so much more
but lady luck is a wh0re

by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 4:06 am

It is truly Sh1te on here today
a terrifically p1sspoor display
I expected so much more
but lady luck is a wh0re
said Galted... who's wonderfully gay

by **Galted** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 10:55 am

LD let the cat out the bag

by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 11:03 am

LD let the cat out the bag Very Happy

Who viciously attacked an old hag

by **Galted** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 12:09 pm

LD let the cat out the bag
Who viciously attacked an old hag
with claws that were blunt

by **Pal Joey** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 12:46 pm

LD let the cat out the bag
Who viciously attacked an old hag
with claws that were blunt
which caused her to grunt

by **Galted** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 2:26 pm

LD let the cat out the bag
Who viciously attacked an old hag
with claws that were blunt
which caused her to grunt
and her knockers to rupture and sag

by **Kenny** Sat 24 Jan 2015, 4:29 pm

These rythmes are not ment to offend

by **Pal Joey** Sun 25 Jan 2015, 9:28 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 6:36 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
But alas we are all such large c*nts

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 9:27 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
But alas we are all such large c*nts
A stinking bunch of runts

by **Pal Joey** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 9:40 am

These rythmes are not meant to offend
Nor drive any of us around the bend
But alas we are all such large c*nts
A stinking bunch of runts
Well, at least Kenny is on the mend.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 9:54 am

I have feelings I can't explain

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 9:59 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:00 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain
They involve Jules and a cat

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:01 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain
They involve Jules and a cat
And Jack Whitehall, the TW@t

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:03 am

I have feelings I can't explain
Ill try and describe them in this catchy refrain
They involve Jules and a cat
And Jack Whitehall, the TW@t
Who causes our G-Unit such pain

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:04 am

I don't we think we got to the issue

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:06 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:12 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue
Ah! That may be it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:14 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue
Ah! That may be it.
I feel such a sh*t

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:16 am

I don't we think we got to the issue
I've ejaculated into a tissue
Ah! That may be it.
I feel such a sh*t
And a heretic for the use of nude Vishnu!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:18 am

I had to google who that was

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:23 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:24 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because
I should know my God's

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:25 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because
I should know my God's
My King Zeus from my King Zod's

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:29 am

I had to google who that was
Which is blasphemy and that is because
I should know my God's
My King Zeus from my King Zod's
I've let you down RiCk, I truly am soz

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:31 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:33 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:34 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim
That's quite the distraction!

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:37 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim
That's quite the distraction!
But enormous satisfaction

by nadeem2099 Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:41 am

Got to admit that last ending was lame
Sorry, I was busy fingering the drummer from Haim
That's quite the distraction!
But enormous satisfaction
Until I left a dishonorable stain

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:44 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem

by nadeem2099 Mon 26 Jan 2015, 10:46 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!

by Guest Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:03 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:14 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS
Maybe an alias that isn't a wuss?

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