The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by nadeem2099 Mon 26 Jan 2015, 11:16 am

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS
who likes to bang old grannies at the back of the bus

by **Pal Joey** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:13 pm

What a lovely intervention, nadeem
I take it like a man, one for the team!
That sounds just like TRUSS
who likes to bang old grannies at the back of the bus
when there's still 20 miles to Wood Green

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:21 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:24 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:36 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.
Very decent of you RiCk

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:40 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.
Very decent of you RiCk
Have to be if it involves a chick

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:42 pm

I have a chicken who just will not cluck
No swearing, i'm playing this by the book.
Very decent of you RiCk
Have to be if it involves a chick
A chick you'd particularly like to take out for dinner followed by a movie and a peck on the cheek before arranging to meet up again?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:45 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with

by Guest Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:48 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv

by nadeem2099 Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:52 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv
Of my anaconda don't

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 26 Jan 2015, 12:59 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv
Of my anaconda don't
OK, I won't

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 26 Jan 2015, 1:00 pm

Yep that's the type of Ho I get down with
Cus da b!tches, they do love a spiv
Of my anaconda don't
OK, I won't
Beacuse the gentlemens life i will live

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:06 am

This thread really has gone belly up

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:45 am

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:21 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly
What rhymes with 'runt'?

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:29 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly
What rhymes with 'runt'?
Apart from 'confront'?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:34 pm

This thread really has gone belly up
some of it doesn't even rhyme properly
What rhymes with 'runt'?
Apart from 'confront'?
This was an excellent limerick. We should all be proud.

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:38 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:42 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:48 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup
which overflowed onto the head of my cat

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:49 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup
which overflowed onto the head of my cat
so I booted the silly little tw*t

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:54 pm

Let's not start anymore rhymes with 'up'
Yes, it made me jizz in a cup
which overflowed onto the head of my cat
so I booted the silly little tw*t
and then went down hard on Miles Jupp

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:56 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 12:59 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed

by **Pal Joey** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:05 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed
The arch on her back was lame

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:07 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed
The arch on her back was lame
Just a nobody looking for fame

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:11 pm

The sign on the door said "Closed"
But that belfie was awfully posed
The arch on her back was lame
Just a nobody looking for fame
and her c*ntflaps were overexposed

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:12 pm

C*ntflaps is an underused word

by **Galted** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:38 pm

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:40 pm

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird
I like to use the word moist

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:26 am

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird
I like to use the word moist
And guffaw needs a hoist

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:31 am

C*ntflaps is an underused word
And so's catawampus and gird
I like to use the word moist
And guffaw needs a hoist
Simple, but effective. Like turd.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:10 am

The North is a wonderfull place

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:20 am

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:25 pm

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face
Though still better than the south

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 2:04 pm

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face
Though still better than the south
Of course, wash out your mouth!

by **Kenny** Sat 31 Jan 2015, 1:47 pm

The North is a wonderfull place
Although Runcorn is a kick in the face
Though still better than the south
Of course, wash out your mouth!
And await Big Normas warm embrace

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:07 am

Her long hair had a hint of grey

by Guest Sun 15 Feb 2015, 2:13 pm

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay

by President Trump Tue 03 Mar 2015, 3:47 pm

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay
He had men on speed dial

by **Pal Joey** Tue 03 Mar 2015, 7:52 pm

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay
He had men on speed dial,
And amyl nitrate in a vial

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:09 am

Her long hair had a hint of grey
And her husband's a closet case gay
He had men on speed dial,
And amyl nitrate in a vial
Seany popped round and made hay

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:40 am

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:44 am

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn

by President Trump Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:46 am

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn
With my rod in my hand

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:47 am

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn
With my rod in my hand
And bucket full of sand

by President Trump Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:49 am

I knew that last rhyme would end in sean
Most of my evening's end with porn
With my rod in my hand
And bucket full of sand
And a midget dressed as a leprechaun

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:55 am

Some midgets are surprisingly hot

by President Trump Wed 04 Mar 2015, 9:58 am

Some midgets are surprisingly hot
That's what I think believe it or not

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 10:01 am

Some midgets are surprisingly hot
That's what I think believe it or not
I've never had one myself

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