The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Fri 23 Jan - 10:44

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 1 Mar - 1:30

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
We won't shed a tear

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 1 Mar - 2:25

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
We won't shed a tear
said Julius while cursing so foully

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 2 Mar - 19:27

Tino is back from the dead.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 Mar - 21:45

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head

by Tattie Scones RRN Thu 2 Mar - 22:15

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
Just like Tino's career

by **Galted** Thu 2 Mar - 22:43

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head
Like Tattie's last post

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 Mar - 22:52

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head
Like Tattie's last post
Should be one line at most

by **Galted** Thu 2 Mar - 22:59

Tino is back from the dead.
He's totally f*cking with my head
Like Tattie's last post
Should be one line at most
But the c*nt gave us four lines instead

by Tattie Scones RRN Thu 2 Mar - 23:22

Apologies chaps, I'm ashamed

by **Galted** Thu 2 Mar - 23:32

Apologies chaps, I'm ashamed
You're new so you shouldn't be blamed

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 2 Mar - 23:50

Apologies chaps, I'm ashamed
You're new so you shouldn't be blamed
But don't screw up again

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 0:12

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here
Just like Tino's career
Because next time you will be shamed.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 2:45

Rick surely has no excuse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 Mar - 3:26

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse

by Tattie Scones RRN Fri 3 Mar - 3:39

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse
For the rest of his life

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 Mar - 4:19

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse
For the rest of his life
(I sh@gged his wife)

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 6:08

Rick surely has no excuse
He deserves a volley of abuse
For the rest of his life
(I sh@gged his wife)
and left her glad that Rick had recused

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 18:18

You notches can't take a joke.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 18:33

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 18:56

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke
You southern quinoa eating turd

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 19:00

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke
You southern quinoa eating turd
your wife, to Julius, purred.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 19:07

You notches can't take a joke
said the northern pig in a poke
You southern quinoa eating turd
your wife, to Julius, purred.
With the exertion I hope he don't croak.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 Mar - 19:20

I'm not 'insert dead person'

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 19:23

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.

by **Galted** Fri 3 Mar - 20:03

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.
This line also ends in "person"

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 20:05

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.
This line also ends in "person"
This is because of that "Tattie" person

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 20:27

I'm not 'insert dead person'
but Sean has him in his person.
This line also ends in "person"
This is because of that "Tattie" person
I am going to finish this rhyme with person

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 Mar - 20:34

I am also very personable

by **Galted** Fri 3 Mar - 21:09

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 3 Mar - 21:15

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words

by **Galted** Fri 3 Mar - 21:37

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words
Like Sean makes up birds

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 21:51

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words
Like Sean makes up birds
And we know all his are gas permeable.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 3 Mar - 21:52

I am also very personable
This thread's getting worsenable
We're making up words
Like Sean makes up birds
Which makes us grammaticalationally reprehensible

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 3 Mar - 22:03

Shah "Tattied" that right up.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar - 21:56

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar - 22:06

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup
As good as anything I suppose

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 14 Mar - 22:11

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup
As good as anything I suppose
Well, what do you propose?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 14 Mar - 23:27

Shah "Tattied" that right up.
I'll add the ubiquitous rhyme of cup
As good as anything I suppose
Well, what do you propose?
Maybe leave it to an upcoming young pup

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 31 Mar - 1:57

So they've triggered Article 50

by Tattie Scones RRN Fri 31 Mar - 3:16

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 31 Mar - 3:19

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty
but they haven't a clue

by **Galted** Fri 31 Mar - 3:46

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty
but they haven't a clue
how to crap down a flue

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 31 Mar - 4:08

So they've triggered Article 50
To some, that seems rather nifty
but they haven't a clue
how to crap down a flue
aren't northerners meant to be thrifty?

by Tattie Scones RRN Fri 31 Mar - 20:25

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 3 Apr - 16:27

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 3 Apr - 17:34

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds
She'll even sh@g Tattie

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 3 Apr - 18:50

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds
She'll even sh@g Tattie
Or toppy, the fattie

by **Galted** Mon 3 Apr - 20:44

Il y avait une jeune femme de Leeds
Who was not fussy with whom she breeds
She'll even sh@g Tattie
Or toppy, the fattie
So why won't she f*cking sh@g me?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 3 Apr - 22:32

I would have thought that was fairly obvious

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Apr - 20:18

I would have thought that was fairly obvious
Like The Matrix, you are Morpheus

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