The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan 2015, 11:44 pm

First topic message reminder :

The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 7:17 am

Well that took a turn to the lewd.

by **Galted** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 9:17 am

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:35 am

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude
From Hampton to notch

by **Galted** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:13 am

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude
From Hampton to notch
And Dave on Crimewatch

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:15 am

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude
From Hampton to notch
And Dave on Crimewatch
And sean getting b*mmed by a dude

by **Galted** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:50 am

Lol out loud

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb 2017, 12:52 pm

Lol out loud
We did ourselves proud

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 1:02 pm

Lol out loud
We did ourselves proud
Though may as well do my own rhyme
As the others haven't the time
Though not sure this is allowed.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 1:21 pm

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 2:27 pm

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 3:19 pm

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing
You're worse than a tramp

by **Galted** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 3:26 pm

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing
You're worse than a tramp
And a bog-seat that's damp

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 3:27 pm

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing
You're worse than a tramp
And a bog-seat that's damp
After giving your manhood a bashing

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 3:29 pm

But I am not as bad as ASLEF

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 3:34 pm

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref

by Tattie Scones RRN Thu 16 Feb 2017, 5:53 pm

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref
He's off to Saudi

by **Galted** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 6:00 pm

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref
He's off to Saudi
where f*ck all's allowedy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 6:03 pm

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref
He's off to Saudi
WHERE F*CK ALL'S ALLOWEDY
You don't have to shout, I'm not deaf

by **Galted** Thu 16 Feb 2017, 7:51 pm

by Tattie Scones RRN Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:44 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Feb 2017, 1:34 pm

You can't rhyme with an emojii

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Feb 2017, 2:51 pm

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:03 am

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee
As opposed to the nadir.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 20 Feb 2017, 5:09 pm

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee
As opposed to the nadir
That I reckon is near

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 20 Feb 2017, 5:46 pm

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee
As opposed to the nadir
That I reckon is near
You jest, for this is surely, an epopee

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Feb 2017, 9:07 am

I think we just outdid ourselves

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Feb 2017, 10:44 am

LOL out loud, great effort gents.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 8:01 am

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme

by **Galted** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 8:41 am

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 8:47 am

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime
But crime doesn't pay

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 8:49 am

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime
But crime doesn't pay
Yet others might say

by **Galted** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 8:52 am

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime
But crime doesn't pay
Yet others might say
It does when one gets overtime

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:02 am

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:10 am

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:12 am

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious
He thinks he knows everything

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:14 am

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious
He thinks he knows everything
Of conjecture he's king

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:15 am

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious
He thinks he knows everything
Of conjecture he's king
No wonder ol' Jules' often furious

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:18 am

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:19 am

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:35 am

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe
That took an abstract turn

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:37 am

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe
That took an abstract turn
I'm not a fern

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb 2017, 9:41 am

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe
That took an abstract turn
I'm not a fern
Imagine that chiselled on your epitaph

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:23 am

I see Leicester won without Ranieri

by **Galted** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:27 am

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:37 am

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?
I saw it online

by **Galted** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 10:03 am

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?
I saw it online
( the high-tech grapevine)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 1:25 pm

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?
I saw it online
( the high-tech grapevine)
Where the truth is found but rarely

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 1:25 pm

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 1:49 pm

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Feb 2017, 2:13 pm

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here

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