The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 22 Jan - 23:44

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The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

Post by Kenny on Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 pm
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

I see someone has got Trussy's goat
Our very own Yankie Raoul Moat
Send L.J with a rod and kebab
And Gazza with some sherbet dib-dab
Claiming Wlad beats Ali on the Showboat

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb - 7:17

Well that took a turn to the lewd.

by **Galted** Wed 15 Feb - 9:17

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb - 10:35

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude
From Hampton to notch

by **Galted** Wed 15 Feb - 11:13

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude
From Hampton to notch
And Dave on Crimewatch

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb - 11:15

Well that took a turn to the lewd
It's a virtue we like to exude
From Hampton to notch
And Dave on Crimewatch
And sean getting b*mmed by a dude

by **Galted** Wed 15 Feb - 11:50

Lol out loud

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 15 Feb - 12:52

Lol out loud
We did ourselves proud

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Feb - 13:02

Lol out loud
We did ourselves proud
Though may as well do my own rhyme
As the others haven't the time
Though not sure this is allowed.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb - 13:21

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Feb - 14:27

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb - 15:19

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing
You're worse than a tramp

by **Galted** Thu 16 Feb - 15:26

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing
You're worse than a tramp
And a bog-seat that's damp

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb - 15:27

It's not, you deserve a good thrashing.
I can hear the collective teeth gnashing
You're worse than a tramp
And a bog-seat that's damp
After giving your manhood a bashing

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 16 Feb - 15:29

But I am not as bad as ASLEF

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb - 15:34

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref

by Tattie Scones RRN Thu 16 Feb - 17:53

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref
He's off to Saudi

by **Galted** Thu 16 Feb - 18:00

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref
He's off to Saudi
where f*ck all's allowedy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 16 Feb - 18:03

But I am not as bad as ASLEF
Or Clattenburg, the useless ref
He's off to Saudi
WHERE F*CK ALL'S ALLOWEDY
You don't have to shout, I'm not deaf

by **Galted** Thu 16 Feb - 19:51

by Tattie Scones RRN Fri 17 Feb - 12:44

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 17 Feb - 13:34

You can't rhyme with an emojii

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 17 Feb - 14:51

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 20 Feb - 9:03

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee
As opposed to the nadir.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 20 Feb - 17:09

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee
As opposed to the nadir
That I reckon is near

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 20 Feb - 17:46

You can't rhyme with an emojii
If you could it would be an apogee
As opposed to the nadir
That I reckon is near
You jest, for this is surely, an epopee

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 21 Feb - 9:07

I think we just outdid ourselves

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 21 Feb - 10:44

LOL out loud, great effort gents.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Feb - 8:01

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme

by **Galted** Fri 24 Feb - 8:41

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb - 8:47

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime
But crime doesn't pay

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb - 8:49

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime
But crime doesn't pay
Yet others might say

by **Galted** Fri 24 Feb - 8:52

It's Friday so let's kick off a rhyme
Or get sucked into organised crime
But crime doesn't pay
Yet others might say
It does when one gets overtime

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb - 9:02

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb - 9:10

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb - 9:12

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious
He thinks he knows everything

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Feb - 9:14

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious
He thinks he knows everything
Of conjecture he's king

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb - 9:15

Lesser fly makes some points often spurious
On conspiracies he's very curious
He thinks he knows everything
Of conjecture he's king
No wonder ol' Jules' often furious

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb - 9:18

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb - 9:19

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 24 Feb - 9:35

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe
That took an abstract turn

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 24 Feb - 9:37

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe
That took an abstract turn
I'm not a fern

by **Pal Joey** Fri 24 Feb - 9:41

I'm not furious, it's a bit of a laugh.
I know... you're not a giraffe
That took an abstract turn
I'm not a fern
Imagine that chiselled on your epitaph

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Feb - 9:23

I see Leicester won without Ranieri

by **Galted** Tue 28 Feb - 9:27

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Feb - 9:37

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?
I saw it online

by **Galted** Tue 28 Feb - 10:03

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?
I saw it online
( the high-tech grapevine)

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Feb - 13:25

I see Leicester won without Ranieri
That fact or merely a theory?
I saw it online
( the high-tech grapevine)
Where the truth is found but rarely

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Feb - 13:25

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 28 Feb - 13:49

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 28 Feb - 14:13

I see Ranieri is like Rowley or Rowley
Quite overweight and a little bit jowly?
And absent from here

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