The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 1:55 pm

I disappear to do some work and come back to find you lot talking about aniseed balls and veeting your ballbags.

What the F**K is going on here?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 1:57 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I disappear to do some work and come back to find you lot talking about aniseed balls and veeting your ballbags.

What the F**K is going on here?

Galted trying to normalise his masturbating in cargo shorts

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 1:59 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I disappear to do some work and come back to find you lot talking about aniseed balls and veeting your ballbags.

What the F**K is going on here?

Tell me about it. It's very rare that I long for your presence on the boards, Dave, but today is one of those days. It's like a f*cking Mardi Gras parade round here.

I would rather listen to SLAYER and MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE than sit at the Proms with my finger up my arse like some.

And as for jazz in the bath? For the sake of f*ck. Bathes are for w*nking in and occasionally taking a leak when one can't be bothered to use the crapper.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:03 pm

Don't worry windows, i've postponed my appraisal this afternoon so I can finish my masterpiece.

by **Union Cane** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:And as for jazz in the bath? For the sake of f*ck. Bathes are for w*nking in and occasionally taking a leak when one can't be bothered to use the crapper.

Jizz in the bath?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Don't worry windows, i've postponed my appraisal this afternoon so I can finish my masterpiece.

Excellent, the Culture Cup is struggling with it's masculinity. We need a real heterosexual to come along and inject some testosterone.

Oh, wait......

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I disappear to do some work and come back to find you lot talking about aniseed balls and veeting your ballbags.

What the F**K is going on here?

Tell me about it. It's very rare that I long for your presence on the boards, Dave, but today is one of those days. It's like a f*cking Mardi Gras parade round here.

I would rather listen to SLAYER and MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE than sit at the Proms with my finger up my arse like some.

And as for jazz in the bath? For the sake of f*ck. Bathes are for w*nking in and occasionally taking a leak when one can't be bothered to use the crapper.

I'll overlook that little dig there Tina at the expense of making a unified stand against these f*cking p*ncey w*nkers and their quite frankly ridiculous ways. So bender-esque is the conversation that glitter is appearing on every one of GALTED's posts. I used to like him, I really did but since he went through that phase where he couldn't log on to the site during work hours like normal f*cking people, he's become something of a wrong 'un.

He reminds of Tim Robbins in Mystic River who gets into that car as a small boy and returns irreparably damaged...sean will understand how that feels, just replace "car" with "dorm"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:13 pm

At least Galted is a southern ponce. And he does already have Glated, his gay alter-ego.

There is no excuse for Jeff. Big fairy that he is. He's from Yorkshire for the sake of f*ck. M*n-bags, Radox, classical music, classical music documentaries, jazz, jazz in the bath. What a nonce.

As for Superfly, no one believes the sh*te he has come out with anyway so we can just humour him. He hasn't been to the Proms. He spends his evening in the Pubic Triangle, drinking Buckie and sh*tting his kegs.

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:20 pm

Bog off Windows!

by **Galted** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:23 pm

Don't know if I've mentioned that I now bake my own bread.

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:27 pm

So does Super...in his undies!

by **superflyweight** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:30 pm

Malted.

by Rowley Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:38 pm

That is the beauty of being a real northerner, rather than a displaced northerner now living down south. I don't feel the need to over exert my northernness or deny anything that could be construed as non northern. It is much the same as real heterosexuals not feeling the need to over exert their penchant for the opposite gender.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:39 pm

Rowley wrote:That is the beauty of being a real northerner, rather than a displaced northerner now living down south. I don't feel the need to over exert my northernness or deny anything that could be construed as non northern. It is much the same as real heterosexuals not feeling the need to over exert their penchant for the opposite gender.

Bender.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:gender

Bender.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:49 pm

I think I have bitten off more than I can chew

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 2:50 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew

Tinos still got his man sausage then

by **Galted** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:16 pm

I've just cheered up the angry kiwi to the point where he burst into laughter. Unfortunately I did it by inadvertently acknowledging receipt of $430000 of equipment which we haven't received. Good thing we don't get fined for swearing here or another $430000 would have been p1ssed away.

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew

Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

by **Galted** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:27 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew
Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

And if you're stuck trying to rhyme "hampton" just use "c0ck" or "knob" instead.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:28 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew
Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

Holding him to too high standards

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:29 pm

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew
Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

And if you're stuck trying to rhyme "hampton" just use "c0ck" or "knob" instead.

And tears rhymes with Mears. As does smears.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:30 pm

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew
Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

And if you're stuck trying to rhyme "hampton" just use "c0ck" or "knob" instead.

"Clamped on"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:32 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew
Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

And if you're stuck trying to rhyme "hampton" just use "c0ck" or "knob" instead.

"Clamped on"

You could even go with 'gay tears' to rhyme with Ray Mears if you chose to go down that particular route. Not that I want to put words in your mouth (or anything else, you big bummer).

x

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:33 pm

I've binned it for now. It was becoming too tiresome for a friday afternoon.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:33 pm

Wales 17 England 23

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:34 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Wales 17 England 23

B*llocks, I thought it was tonight.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:35 pm

That is my prediction. Wales second half fightback but England seal it with a breakaway try at the end.

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:37 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I think I have bitten off more than I can chew
Not being funny Sean but if I can cobble together a few lines that don't necessarily rhyme or make sense (or are even spelled correctly) the a f*cking monkey can do it.

And if you're stuck trying to rhyme "hampton" just use "c0ck" or "knob" instead.

"Clamped on"

Champed on

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:That is my prediction.

No sh*t, really?

by **Galted** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Wales 17 England 23

Hopefully Eng win undeservedly with a controversial last minute try following 10 minutes of desperate Welsh defence after being down to 13 men, again controversially.

by **Galted** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:45 pm

The angry kiwi just asked if I watch youtube. He said they're showing Love Thy Neighbour.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:47 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Wales 17 England 23

Hopefully Eng win undeservedly with a controversial last minute try following 10 minutes of desperate Welsh defence after being down to 13 men, again controversially.

10 men surely? You only start with 11.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 3:48 pm

Galted wrote:The angry kiwi just asked if I watch youtube. He said they're showing Love Thy Neighbour.

Stick a cork up your arse before he bumrapes you Laugh

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:00 pm

bumrape. great end to the week.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:bumrape. great end to the week.

How very confessional of you.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:03 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:bumrape. great end to the week.

How very confessional of you.

Not really, hes trying to imply that its against his will

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:04 pm

seanmichaels wrote:bumrape. great end to the week.

It's only Friday...calm down

by Rowley Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:23 pm

Cymru am byth

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:32 pm

Rowley wrote:Cymru am byth

These are the muffled cries of Mrs Rowley, desperately calling for help?

by Guest Fri 06 Feb 2015, 4:38 pm

Rowley wrote:Cymru am byth

You remind me of my mate Carl who only speaks Welsh when there's something Welsh to be proud of...he doesn't do it very often

by **Galted** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 10:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Wales 17 England 23

Good call, michaels.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 10:18 pm

Phuckin A man. Haskell immense. Tom jones, charlotte church, harry seycombe, aled jones, Gareth bale, Ian Watkins, your boys took one hell if a beating

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Feb 2015, 10:27 pm

Proud to be English today. Amazing performance

by **Pal Joey** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 3:42 am

Spoiler:

Remember these, sean?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 6:28 am

Good morning Bitches, how goes it

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 6:44 am

Any chance we can sack the civil war off today, Men of the North don't do that, we have enough predujices to go around.

Morning fist

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 6:44 am

Morning Shah, tolerable weekend?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 6:55 am

Yeah quiet weekend, read a few books, was thoroughly corrupted, so flagellation was the order of the day.

Anne Bishop - Black jewel series, first two so far, halfway through caliph howl. Bloodsounders Arc 1 by Jeff Salyard and all three books - winter of the world by Michael Scott Rohan. All in the good to decent range.

How was yours?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 7:12 am

Not bad, out on Friday to a club with friends, pointless wedding on Saturday where two fat people got betrothed, chilled on Sunday.

Not caught up with my reading for ages, need to dive back on.

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