The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Once I caught a fish alive.

Do we think TIMC has gone into labour?

Due today.

Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

What if I just whisper it next to your head when you're on the train so you're not really sure if it was said or not?

Galted wrote:... but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks...

If you're lucky raf might take you out to the dam for some groot klap and a bit of jet-skiing.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

What if I just whisper it next to your head when you're on the train so you're not really sure if it was said or not?

Will you put your tongue in my ear at the same time?

I am off to Spain for half term next week so it will be doubly sh*t on here. I almost certainly won't be logging on.

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Galted wrote:... but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks...

If you're lucky raf might take you out to the dam for some groot klap and a bit of jet-skiing.

I hope so, I've dyed the tips of my back-hairs blonde so I can fit in.

Drive past Phalaborwa on my way to the farm... Might make a detour to laugh at Galted for vacationing in a backwater hole.

kingraf wrote:Drive past Phalaborwa on my way to the farm... Might make a detour to laugh at Galted for  vacationing in a backwater hole.

I'll have the last laugh when I'm being gored to death by a buffalo.

Half term?!?! Get in !!!

No fat mothers on the roads, and no Windows on the Culture cup. Bliss.

sean wrote:No fat mothers on the roads, and no Windows on the Culture cup.

Why did you make the distinction?

rick_dagless wrote:

sean wrote:No fat mothers on the roads, and no Windows on the Culture cup.

Why did you make the distinction?

He likes to keep an inventory of the things he can fit up his arris

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

What if I just whisper it next to your head when you're on the train so you're not really sure if it was said or not?

Will you put your tongue in my ear at the same time?

I am off to Spain for half term next week so it will be doubly sh*t on here.  I almost certainly won't be logging on.

Rick and I will keep things ticking over.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

What if I just whisper it next to your head when you're on the train so you're not really sure if it was said or not?

Will you put your tongue in my ear at the same time?

I am off to Spain for half term next week so it will be doubly sh*t on here.  I almost certainly won't be logging on.

Rick and I will keep things ticking over.

I've no doubt you will. Because you're both f*cking awesome and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I love the fact that Sean is pretending he won't miss me.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

What if I just whisper it next to your head when you're on the train so you're not really sure if it was said or not?

Will you put your tongue in my ear at the same time?

I am off to Spain for half term next week so it will be doubly sh*t on here.  I almost certainly won't be logging on.

Hope you have a thoroughly spiffing holiday.

I love you, Tino, I really really love you.

Galted wrote:

Hope you have a thoroughly spiffing holiday.

I love you, Tino, I really really love you.

I hope you have a lovely time as well, G-Star. You're fabulous, don't let the haterz win.

I love you too. Please think about me, in anyway you see fit, and come back with some heroic tales and arthropod anecdotes.

Be safe, you wonderful man.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Love to be the bearer of bad news but I'm off to SA for a couple of weeks so my limited contributions will continue to be limited (assuming that there'll be electricity and that I will be arsed to log on in the first place).

I have to say that this thread is particularly sh1t and I expect that it will be even more so in my absence.

Say that to my face and I'll beat you to death.

What if I just whisper it next to your head when you're on the train so you're not really sure if it was said or not?

Will you put your tongue in my ear at the same time?

I am off to Spain for half term next week so it will be doubly sh*t on here.  I almost certainly won't be logging on.

Rick and I will keep things ticking over.

I've no doubt you will.  Because you're both f*cking awesome and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I love the fact that Sean is pretending he won't miss me.

What a lovely thing to say Tina, say hi to Wlad for me. If you can persuade him to give me a signed glove that would be a welcome addition to my collection, but no pressure. I'm sure you'll do your best.

Rowley wrote:

What a lovely thing to say Tina, say hi to Wlad for me. If you can persuade him to give me a signed glove that would be a welcome addition to my collection, but no pressure. I'm sure you'll do your best.

If he is there, Jeff, I won't leave without one.

There are very few things I wouldn't do for you.

Was chucking out the rubbish before I go and bumped into the new & very fit downstairs neighbour (it's a she). Unfortunately I was wearing a crappy grey tracksuit that keeps slipping down past my knees and I've got a big glowing red obscenity the size of a golf-ball on the end of my nose.

Blimey Jeff, we can actually whip some culture into this place...

Maybe hit a recuitment drive on other boards, cherry picking only the most cultured.

We will miss you all but with the #oneteam attitude we have, we shall survive.

Galted wrote:Was chucking out the rubbish before I go and bumped into the new & very fit downstairs neighbour (it's a she).  Unfortunately I was wearing a crappy grey tracksuit that keeps slipping down past my knees and I've got a big glowing red obscenity the size of a golf-ball on the end of my nose.

She might as well get used to seeing you dressed like a d1ckhead!

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Was chucking out the rubbish before I go and bumped into the new & very fit downstairs neighbour (it's a she).  Unfortunately I was wearing a crappy grey tracksuit that keeps slipping down past my knees and I've got a big glowing red obscenity the size of a golf-ball on the end of my nose.

She might as well get used to seeing you dressed like a d1ckhead!

Responding to that would be beneath Jeff so it will be beneath me as well.

rick_dagless wrote:Blimey Jeff, we can actually whip some culture into this place...

Maybe hit a recuitment drive on other boards, cherry picking only the most cultured.

We will miss you all but with the #oneteam attitude we have, we shall survive.

We have to be careful Rick, guildfordbat would be welcome. He reminds me of Windy, fourth lion would be an issue. I get bored finishing one of LD's posts, can you imagine wading through an average post by Lion?

For god sake, don't invite Super_Realist.

Rowley wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Blimey Jeff, we can actually whip some culture into this place...

Maybe hit a recuitment drive on other boards, cherry picking only the most cultured.

We will miss you all but with the #oneteam attitude we have, we shall survive.

We have to be careful Rick, guildfordbat would be welcome. He reminds me of Windy, fourth lion would be an issue. I get bored finishing one of LD's posts, can you imagine wading through an average post by Lion?

Just imagine that it's being said by Uncle Albert from Only Fools and it'll be easy to get through.

superflyweight wrote:For god sake, don't invite Super_Realist.  

Onetwo? Whilst I think we cover most affairs of a cultural nature admirably we fail miserably on conspiracy theories. He can certainly fill this gap for us.

Maybe we can have some black ball system, FL seems to be very tedious, like Buzz Killington from Family Guy

FL:

Jeff wrote:He can certainly fill this gap for us.

Toppy can fill any gap

I'm handing the Chairmanship over to Jeff for a week.

No new members can be ratified without the Chairman's agreement. Think carefully, Jeff. Think very carefully.

Also, if you want to kick anyone out, feel free. Especially if it's Sean.

Could just increase Hibbz and Trott's time on here. That would certainly be a massive improvement on Tina and Galted.

superflyweight wrote:Could just increase Hibbz and Trott's time on here.  That would certainly be a massive improvement on Tina and Galted.  

C*ck.

We have one city boy already in Tina, all Top Hat brings to the table is absolute contempt for the poor. I like to view Tina as top hat without the unpleasantness.

rick_dagless wrote:

Jeff wrote:He can certainly fill this gap for us.

Toppy can fill any gap

Sean arris says otherwise

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm handing the Chairmanship over to Jeff for a week.

No new members can be ratified without the Chairman's agreement.  Think carefully, Jeff.  Think very carefully.

Also, if you want to kick anyone out, feel free.  Especially if it's Sean.

It's a lot of pressure but I'm up to it. My aim is the bring Il G back, that would smash the job out of the park.

Tino is actually a pretty well rounded guy except that he's a bit of a pussyy. So I shall miss him when he's gone.

2 odd ones out:

1.)Cause maybe they've seen us, And welcome us, all yeah,With so many lightyears to go, And things to be found (to be found)

2.)It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

3.)I want to fly and run till it hurts, Sleep for a while and speak no words.....

4.) Fifty nine cents gets you a good square meal, From the people who care how you feel

5.) Stop making the eyes at me,I'll stop making my eyes at you. What it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to

5) Arctic Monkeys - I bet you look good on the dance floor

Damn you Rick!

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm handing the Chairmanship over to Jeff for a week.

No new members can be ratified without the Chairman's agreement.  Think carefully, Jeff.  Think very carefully.

Also, if you want to kick anyone out, feel free.  Especially if it's Sean.

It's a lot of pressure but I'm up to it. My aim is the bring Il G back, that would smash the job out of the park.

F*cking right it would. I love Il Gia. You find him and you can have the job permanently.

And Shah. I love you. You're a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.

You were too busy scrolling down that Tyson article superflyweight

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

F*cking right it would.  I love Il Gia.  You find him and you can have the job permanently.

And Shah.  I love you.  You're a terrorist, but you're our terrorist.

Before I gave it up I manged to get the line:

Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Il G On The River Kwai

into my re-hash of Bill Joe-el's classic

I love you too Tino. I shall light candles covered in plasters awaiting your return And they won't be dynamite this time.

super wrote:Damn you Rick

Will do super

If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton... I’d go Milligan, Cleese, Everett.

What is the main brewery in Swindon?

2 is Africa
4 is Americana by holly Johnson

Rowley wrote:2 is Africa
4 is Americana by holly Johnson

Correct for no. 2. Disappointingly bad answer for no.4, incorrect.

1 is The Final Countdown by EUROPE

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:2 is Africa
4 is Americana by holly Johnson

Correct for no. 2. Disappointingly bad answer for no.4, incorrect.

You're right it is Magic America by Blur. Poor work there by me

Rowley wrote:1 is The Final Countdown by EUROPE

I think you mean EUROPE