The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

I'd do quite a lot of these http://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/wales-50-sexiest-women-western-1887824 but the list is a bit like their rugby team, good 1 - 15 but no depth after that.

16 is a rotter.

I mean she shouldn't be offended, if she came around to my house begging for it, I'd still do her, but...

seanmichaels wrote:I mean she shouldn't be offended, if she came around to my house begging for it, I'd still do her

You're quite the romantic at heart sean.

seanmichaels wrote:I mean she shouldn't be offended, if she came around to my house begging for it, I'd still do her, but...

If Susan Boyle came round your house begging for it, you'd do her as long as she promised not to sing before, during or after.

16 is alright. Nice hair thoihh

That list is b*llocks. Jenkins is way too low. Should probably be top 3. And they have put a terrible picture of her on that.

What the hell is number 26 all about.

Helen Rhiannon?

Bubbly fashion designer Helen, 29. When someone is described as 'bubbly' they are generally ugly.

How the hell is Carol Vorderman below Ruth Jones?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
What the hell is number 26 all about.  

Helen Rhiannon?

Bubbly fashion designer Helen, 29.  When someone is described as 'bubbly' they are generally ugly.

Shirley Bassey? Come on

Think if you snapped random pics of bikini clad dames at the cricket over here every December, you'd have about a thousand names before you got to the Welsh #1

Yeah but they'd be South African.

seanmichaels wrote:Yeah but they'd be South African.

Sure, but you've never let someone being able to kick your ass stand in the way of a good shag.

At least this time they'd be female.

Nah, not for me.

Has TIMC had her baby yet?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Has TIMC had her baby yet?

Still pregnatized at the last update.

Can't let kr micheals the thread so early in the day.

Did you see any nice insects on your week off Tino?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Did you see any nice insects on your week off Tino?

Nothing special, Jules.

A few European hornets, some crickets. A spider or two. Summer is nice there as the lizards all come out just after the sun goes down. We see loads of them scampering round the walls outside.

How was your week?

Welcome back tino. I waited with baited breath for your son to appear on the television and wail about how he left you alone for just a minute and you were gone. How he searched high and low (for a place to bury your body) but to no avail and how he was rendered mute (good idea to keep ya mouth shut when headbutting). Then in private his evil soulless eyes turning into pound signs and rolling freely in his head as the donations poured in. Then as the nation hoped beyond hope for your safe return he was snapped sharing a whisky or two with UK police delighted to be given a free holiday. All in all, it was both a disappointment and a relief. Welcome back

Average, Tino, no more than that.
I now have my new, but not actually 'new' new car, with mirrors that fold in when you lock it. What will they think of next?

Mine has a heated steering wheel Jules, witchcraft is the only way to describe it.

Rowley wrote:Mine has a heated steering wheel Jules, witchcraft is the only way to describe it.

They'll have cars that drive themselves soon

Rowley wrote:Mine has a heated steering wheel Jules, witchcraft is the only way to describe it.

That's not a steering wheel, its a novelty hot water bottle you turn while making vroom vroom sounds to cover TSMR's screaming as she's dragged along behind your Ox-Wagon

Mine has myKEY where you can set up boundaries for the car depending on which key you put in. My girlfriend's key only let's her go 80mph at the most.

Mines f*cking massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mines f*cking massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Bruises never are

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mines f*cking massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Steely Dan?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mines f*cking massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Bruises never are

He didn't bruise me. He split my lip. And it was an accident. And my momentum going forward contributed a huge amount to the incident.

I don't know why I bother explaining this over and over again.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Mines f*cking massive and it ain't made of plastic.

Bruises never are

He didn't bruise me.  He split my lip.  And it was an accident.  And my momentum going forward contributed a huge amount to the incident.

I don't know why I bother explaining this over and over again.

Because verbal abuse seems like love to you ever since Hellboy was born.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

He didn't bruise me.  He split my lip.  And it was an accident.  And my momentum going forward contributed a huge amount to the incident.

And Audley was just getting into the fight against Haye.

Who had the last laugh? Who gives out the pocket money? Who says yes or no to requests for computer games, football or rugby kits?

Me, that's who.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who had the last laugh?  Who gives out the pocket money?  Who says yes or no to requests for computer games, football or rugby kits?

Me, that's who.  

This is why you were renditioned by your son to a place where they turn a blind eye to torture for the half term.

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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who had the last laugh?  Who gives out the pocket money?  Who says yes or no to requests for computer games, football or rugby kits?

Me, that's who.  

Who's not going to pay to get you into a home when you're older?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who had the last laugh?  Who gives out the pocket money?  Who says yes or no to requests for computer games, football or rugby kits?

Me, that's who.  

Who's not going to pay to get you into a home when you're older?

Tino's been paying them beforehand desperately trying to be admitted now!

Sorry Tino, I did miss you when you were gone, as you can see, the material has accumulated like emails when you get back to work

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who had the last laugh?  Who gives out the pocket money?  Who says yes or no to requests for computer games, football or rugby kits?

Me, that's who.  

Who's not going to pay to get you into a home when you're older?

Hopefully I'll be dead by then, Jules. When you've lived a life as rock and roll as I have, there is a good chance I'll go early.

I missed you too, Shah. I made sure I kept abreast of your whereabouts, by watching www.ISIS.com regularly. Was it you who persuaded those poor teenage girls to leave the UK and head to Syria?

Still no thanks from Tina for keeping things ticking over in his absence. I wrote quizzes, I was nice to Sean, I did not delete any of Shah's wildly offensive posts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Who had the last laugh?  Who gives out the pocket money?  Who says yes or no to requests for computer games, football or rugby kits?

Me, that's who.  

Who's not going to pay to get you into a home when you're older?

Hopefully I'll be dead by then, Jules.  When you've lived a life as rock and roll as I have, there is a good chance I'll go early.

I missed you too, Shah.  I made sure I kept abreast of your whereabouts, by watching www.ISIS.com regularly.  Was it you who persuaded those poor teenage girls to leave the UK and head to Syria?

Na. They're mingers so not worth the Nutella and Kittens i'd have to entice them over with.

As a side note, i'd have thought Seans coming out of the closet would have been greeted with more fanfare and derision. Seems to have gone under the radar.

https://www.606v2.com/t57664p1050-the-culture-cup-round-x-adam-is-a-naughty-naughty-boy#2938172

Rowley wrote:Still no thanks from Tina for keeping things ticking over in his absence. I wrote quizzes, I was nice to Sean, I did not delete any of Shah's wildly offensive posts.

That's the problem you were too good Rowley, made him see how southern he's become what with taking no pride of effort in his work.

Rowley wrote:Still no thanks from Tina for keeping things ticking over in his absence. I wrote quizzes, I was nice to Sean, I did not delete any of Shah's wildly offensive posts.

Oh sh*t, sorry Jeff. I've been trying to catch up today and it slipped my mind.

In my defense, I have been wading though a host of PM's from people complaining about you so it's taken up a lot of time.

Some of them were justified, but I don't think there was much call for Superfly calling you a cretinous ballbag, Jules telling me you were a b*llend of the highest order and Shah asking for your home address as he "had a parcel to deliver".

Thanks though, I'm sure you did a great job.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Still no thanks from Tina for keeping things ticking over in his absence. I wrote quizzes, I was nice to Sean, I did not delete any of Shah's wildly offensive posts.

Oh sh*t, sorry Jeff.  I've been trying to catch up today and it slipped my mind.

In my defense, I have been wading though a host of PM's from people complaining about you so it's taken up a lot of time.

Some of them were justified, but I don't think there was much call for Superfly calling you a cretinous ballbag, Jules telling me you were a b*llend of the highest order and Shah asking for your home address as he "had a parcel to deliver".

Thanks though, I'm sure you did a great job.

Lies. Damned Lies and Statistics (Tino Jr - 1, Tino - 0)

Shah loves me. I give him free advise about how to avoid deportation orders.

Rowley wrote:Shah loves me. I give him free advise about how to avoid deportation orders.

And I give him advice on best way to keep (in his words) crazy bitches (read - intelligent woman of an independent turn) restrained which he does pretty well too, so he scratches my back and I scratch his name off my genocide list.

Morning all.

Morning Jeff how you doing today?

I have an emergency quiz I need to test on the Culture Cup massive later if it is shiite on here later...

turd.

Chris Gayle was offered to us about 15-16 years ago. We chose a young Zimbabwean instead.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff how you doing today?

I have an emergency quiz I need to test on the Culture Cup massive later if it is shiite on here later...

1) The Police
2) Robert Peel
3) Holby City
4) 999

Morning all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff how you doing today?

I have an emergency quiz I need to test on the Culture Cup massive later if it is shiite on here later...

1) The Police
2) Robert Peel
3) Holby City
4) 999

Morning all.

Robert Peel?

The Rollins Band would be good in an emergency.

Well you have ruined it for everyone not Tino.

seanmichaels wrote:

Robert Peel?

Peelers. Met police. Emergency.

Henry rollins looks like Stuart Lancaster

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Robert Peel?

Peelers.  Met police.  Emergency.  

Never heard of that. Babylon, Five-0, Filth, Pigs etc. Not Peelers