The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

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Well done Seany, you trampy arse rental scheme.

booooom . full phucking house

seanmichaels wrote:booooom . full phucking house

Tophat moved his whole family in then?

c ya homies.

Ta ra benderino

Jeff, what have you got planned for the big post?

Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

Rowley wrote:Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

That would be a delight.  I'm out tomorrow afternoon so will more than likely miss it but I will be around to wish you happy birthday in the morning.

We have worked bloody hard to get you this opportunity.

And I do appreciate it. Shah has in particular played a blinder. Accepted as the bulk of the posts where just abusing Sean we were playing to his strengths but none the less he rose to the challenge admirably.

Rowley wrote:Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

And Hugh Jackman

Rowley wrote:And I do appreciate it. Shah has in particular played a blinder. Accepted as the bulk of the posts where just abusing Sean we were playing to his strengths but none the less he rose to the challenge admirably.

He really did. He has so much stuff in his head. Remarkable really.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:Nothing much Tina, wasted all my poetry on the 10,000th. Might just tell everyone how much I love them (particularly you)

And Hugh Jackman

He won't do that, Jules. It was my inspirational leadership that has got him this chance. Driving the Cup on to a higher post output.

To repay me by doing that would be churlish and petty.

And beneath Jeff.

Fear not Tina, I would never do that. I still feel bad about my location. Not bad enough to change it obviously, but pretty bad.

I prefer my location. No offence Jeff.

These are the types of dead animals I saw when I was in SA:
wildebeest
kudu
buffalo
giraffe
leopard tortoise

I also saw some dead birds but they were too mashed up to identify, even though I had a copy of Roberts Birds of Southern Africa at my disposal.

Is a leopard tortoise a tortoise or a leopard or a leopard and a tortoise?

it's a species of tortoise recognisable by its distinctive carapace markings

March 5 here.

Happy birthday, Jeff, from all of us here in SerialDave's basement.

Can't remember which post is the op for the new thread so, if this has made it, feel free to delete someone else's.







Please send help.

Happy Birthday Jeff. Have a great day mate.

All the best Jeffers old bean.

I think we need to keep a beady eye on the post count today...

Happy Birthday Jeff. I'm looking forward to this thread split more than anything ever. Make it a good one.

rick_dagless wrote:All the best Jeffers old bean.

I think we need to keep a beady eye on the post count today...

You're the man for the job, RicKSTer. I'm off out later so I can't do it.

Happy birthday, Jeff.

My last one was 972 by the way, I think.

Morning all. Happy Birthday Jeffrey.
I'm being dragged into the office later, so may miss the main event live, but will see it on catch-up.

976.

Number the posts it'll be easier... So much drama

977, morning all.

978

Morning Jeff, can you feel the pressure building?

Rowley wrote:977, morning all.

979

What did TSMR get you, Jeff?

And will she put out tonight seeing as it's your birthday?

980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

Rowley wrote:980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

981

We've all been there. Not with TSMR, of course, I would never suggest that.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

Just hope Sean does not michaels things up on 989

982.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

981

We've all been there.  Not with TSMR, of course, I would never suggest that.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

983. That's true, not all of you have been there.

983

Happy birthday Geoffrey Rowley.

985

Just fixing the order. Julius had to send at the same time as me.

There's a man I meet, walks up our street
He's a worker for the council, has been twenty years
And he takes no lip off nobody and litter off the gutter
Puts it in a bag and never thinks to mutter

And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag, the children call him Bogie
He never lets on but I know 'cause he once told me
He let me know a secret about the money in his kitty
He's gonna buy a dinghy, gonna call her TSMR.

And I'll sail her up the west coast, through villages and towns
I'll be on my holidays, they'll be doing their rounds
They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say, "I saved my money"
They'll say, "Isn't she pretty, that ship called TSMR?"

And I'm telling this story in a faraway scene
Sipping down raki and reading Maynard Keynes
And I'm thinking about home and all that means
And a place in the winter for Jeff Rowley

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:980, she bought the tickets and hotel for Saturday Tina. Have half a chance Saturday, but suspect I will blow it through staggering levels of drunkenness.

981

We've all been there.  Not with TSMR, of course, I would never suggest that.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

983. That's true, not all of you have been there.

987.

I would think Jeff would consider that an honour. Much the same as I would if you 'took care' of Mrs Windows.

Suspect honour is overselling it, but if it had to be anyone Tina you'd be my choice.

988

Rowley wrote:Suspect honour is overselling it, but if it had to be anyone Tina you'd be my choice.

988

989 Phuck you then Rowley.

She's too young for you Jules, it was an act of kindness.

990

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