The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 Feb 2015, 5:37 pm

First topic message reminder :

We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:04 pm

Time is on your side.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:05 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Time is on your side.

That's what I say to the young recruits I send out with a special clock

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:06 pm

Plastic Fantastic Lover

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:08 pm

We're only making plans for Rowley.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:08 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Plastic Fantastic Lover

Rowley switching to a cheaper alternative?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:09 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Plastic Fantastic Lover

Rowley switching to a cheaper alternative?

Jefferson Airplane

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:10 pm

you know... Volunteers and all that?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:11 pm

Grace Slick?..... phuck... she's 75!

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:11 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Plastic Fantastic Lover

Rowley switching to a cheaper alternative?

Jefferson Airplane

Rowley re enacting Galloway appearance on big brother?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:16 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Plastic Fantastic Lover

Rowley switching to a cheaper alternative?

Jefferson Airplane

Rowley re enacting Galloway appearance on big brother?

Missed that... sounds embarrassing!

Doesn't almighty Allah forbid one from watching such infidel dross?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:16 pm

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:19 pm

Shah, you're needed on the limerick thread.

https://www.606v2.com/t57362p100-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:24 pm

Would be a bit embarrassing if we reached 990 before tomorrow.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:25 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Plastic Fantastic Lover

Rowley switching to a cheaper alternative?

Jefferson Airplane

Rowley re enacting Galloway appearance on big brother?

Missed that... sounds embarrassing!

Doesn't almighty Allah forbid one from watching such infidel dross?

Actually like most things he doesn't really care. Just says if it's being a bad influence on you avoid it.

Plus I'm usu ally watching nude nuns on the run from my gunfire. Too busy to watch that stuff

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:27 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Would be a bit embarrassing if we reached 990 before tomorrow.

I don't quite follow you?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:28 pm

How many to go then?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:29 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Would be a bit embarrassing if we reached 990 before tomorrow.

I don't quite follow you?

The idea is for Jeffrey to get the thread split post tomorrow - his birthday.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Would be a bit embarrassing if we reached 990 before tomorrow.

I don't quite follow you?

The idea is for Jeffrey to get the thread split post tomorrow - his birthday.

I know... I was pulling your leg.

Maybe we can delete a few of Shah's and my useless ones?

(I'll be up all night if so.)

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 12:54 pm

I think we need to get within 20 of it and then stop.

A few in the morning and then Jeff can have the glory. We really are so good to him.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:08 pm

We still have quite a bit of room here, but it is a great team effort guys..

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:10 pm

rick_dagless wrote:We still have wuite a bit of room here, but it is a great team effort guys..

Let's hope he doesn't let us down with a terrible post.

I'm out most of tomorrow so so I'll probably miss the big event.

Life can be a cruel mistress.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:13 pm

It is going to be quite a bit of pressure for a post...

5. Civic

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:We still have wuite a bit of room here, but it is a great team effort guys..

Let's hope he doesn't let us down with a terrible post.

I'm out most of tomorrow so so I'll probably miss the big event.

Life can be a cruel mistress.

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:13 pm

rick_dagless wrote:It is going to be quite a bit of pressure for a post...

5. Civic

That was a classic.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:17 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

I'm almost certainly going to regret saying this, but in the interest of disclosure, I have another child related injury.

I was wearing a wolf mask yesterday and crawling round the living room scaring the kids. One of the twins got a little too scared and reached out to pull the mask off my face. Her nails were too long and she scraped my forehead, just above my eyebrow. I now have an unsightly scratch above my left eye.

She was 4 in January.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:19 pm

Culture

Spoiler:

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

I'm almost certainly going to regret saying this, but in the interest of disclosure, I have another child related injury.

I was wearing a wolf mask yesterday and crawling round the living room scaring the kids. One of the twins got a little too scared and reached out to pull the mask off my face. Her nails were too long and she scraped my forehead, just above my eyebrow. I now have an unsightly scratch above my left eye.

She was 4 in January.

I think you should swap Mrs windows for rowley and raise your children. Less inclined to violence and more likEly to have sex with you. And you'll know any subsequent children are yours.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:22 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

I'm almost certainly going to regret saying this, but in the interest of disclosure, I have another child related injury.

I was wearing a wolf mask yesterday and crawling round the living room scaring the kids. One of the twins got a little too scared and reached out to pull the mask off my face. Her nails were too long and she scraped my forehead, just above my eyebrow. I now have an unsightly scratch above my left eye.

She was 4 in January.

I still have a scratch mark fromtrying to scare my niece. I was wearing a 'Jason' mask though.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

I'm almost certainly going to regret saying this, but in the interest of disclosure, I have another child related injury.

I was wearing a wolf mask yesterday and crawling round the living room scaring the kids. One of the twins got a little too scared and reached out to pull the mask off my face. Her nails were too long and she scraped my forehead, just above my eyebrow. I now have an unsightly scratch above my left eye.

She was 4 in January.

I still have a scratch mark fromtrying to scare my niece. I was wearing a 'Jason' mask though.

What were you wearing on your face?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:25 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:27 pm

ShahenshahG

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:28 pm

rick_dagless wrote:ShahenshahG

Correct.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

I'm almost certainly going to regret saying this, but in the interest of disclosure, I have another child related injury.

I was wearing a wolf mask yesterday and crawling round the living room scaring the kids. One of the twins got a little too scared and reached out to pull the mask off my face. Her nails were too long and she scraped my forehead, just above my eyebrow. I now have an unsightly scratch above my left eye.

She was 4 in January.

These things happen Tino. Think no more of it. I'm sure we won't.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:32 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

I'm uncomfortable at the way you refer to your son

I'm almost certainly going to regret saying this, but in the interest of disclosure, I have another child related injury.

I was wearing a wolf mask yesterday and crawling round the living room scaring the kids. One of the twins got a little too scared and reached out to pull the mask off my face. Her nails were too long and she scraped my forehead, just above my eyebrow. I now have an unsightly scratch above my left eye.

She was 4 in January.

These things happen Tino. Think no more of it. I'm sure we won't.

Thanks, Jules. Thanks for the support.

by **Galted** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:39 pm

sh1t on here today

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:41 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:43 pm

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:44 pm

PMFSL (I hate this one more than any other)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:53 pm

#Galted'sback

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 1:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:#Galted'sbackiscoveredinjizz

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 2:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:#Galted'sbackiscoveredinjizz. I really lick the new look galted

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 2:16 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:#Galted'sbackiscoveredinjizz.
Shalom Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:43 pm

Well done, Seany.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:44 pm

Bog off. I'm trying to michaelise as many threads on the general discussion board as possible.

by Rowley Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:48 pm

Can you work your magic on the boxing boards in the run up to the Mayweather fight? Suspect there will be any number of threads where your unique ability to kill it stone dead would be a blessed relief.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:51 pm

i was up to 4 till you ruined my reading one.

by Rowley Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:53 pm

Sorry Sean, but books are sacred to me, I can't let it pass.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:54 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:55 pm

Bender.

by Rowley Wed 04 Mar 2015, 3:56 pm

You need to push yourself Sean, kill Truss' voting thread. That would be impressive.

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