The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

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Rowley wrote:Morning all, unlike Dave I will be making no significant changes to society today. Unless you count unloading 4 of shah's friends from a van at Immingham as making a change.

Lovely place, Immingham.

JuliusHMarx wrote:
I then made a small change to soceity.

Beautifully done, Jules. Beautifully done.

Are there even African countries left that aren't on the brink of genocide and bankruptcy?

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all, unlike Dave I will be making no significant changes to society today. Unless you count unloading 4 of shah's friends from a van at Immingham as making a change.

Lovely place, Immingham.

If you google image Immingham it paints a lovely picture....

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Rowley wrote:Morning all, unlike Dave I will be making no significant changes to society today. Unless you count unloading 4 of shah's friends from a van at Immingham as making a change.

Lovely place, Immingham.

If you google image Immingham it paints a lovely picture....

I have done a sex on several girls from the town in my younger days.

GOSPEL.

Did you promise them British citizenship?

He didn't NOT promise them, British Citizenship

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave. No matter what you promise.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Those were the precise last words of one of Dave's butchered prostitutes.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Those were the precise last words of one of Dave's butchered prostitutes.

These words were preceded by I hate bon Jovi lookalikes so

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

If that is how Abdul chooses to show his gratitude I am not sure that is any of your business.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Would you at least be prepared to look at it without laughing?

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Would you at least be prepared to look at it without laughing?

Yeah, probably.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Those were the precise last words of one of Dave's butchered prostitutes.

Thing is, I'd promised NOT to kill her and I even added "GOSPEL" at the end but she was clearly the suspicious type (the hammer and rope may have caused her some consternation as well)

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Would you at least be prepared to look at it without laughing?

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:Did you promise them British citizenship?

It's only Jeff that can grant citizenship in exchange for blowjobs.

Cane could only offer them a chance to see him DJ in his bedsit.  

But that doesn't stop the rest of us claiming we can get them Citizenship in exchange for blowjobs does it?

I'm not giving you a blowjob, Dave.  No matter what you promise.

Would you at least be prepared to look at it without laughing?

I'll take that as a "NO"

I now picture Shah as the sensible talking middle Asian in Gogglebox. Moving stuff on the Budget thread.

seanmichaels wrote:I now picture Shah as the sensible talking middle Asian in Gogglebox. Moving stuff on the Budget thread.

Does tend to turn your world upside down doesn't it?

Don't read other threads, whagwan?

DAVE667 wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I now picture Shah as the sensible talking middle Asian in Gogglebox. Moving stuff on the Budget thread.

Does tend to turn your world upside down doesn't it?

Seans usually already there being wheelbarrowed by a minotaur

Emo verse annoys
but bloody phucking haikus
are equally sh1t

Union Cane wrote:Don't read other threads, whagwan?

Whilst still littered with profanity, Shah's post on the Budget thread demonstrated a social awareness that goes beyond his apparent need to burn people alive in cages

DAVE667 wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Don't read other threads, whagwan?

Whilst still littered with profanity, Shah's post on the Budget thread demonstrated a social awareness that goes beyond his apparent need to burn people alive in cages

Fuel prices are going up again so I need something else to while away the hours.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Don't read other threads, whagwan?

Whilst still littered with profanity, Shah's post on the Budget thread demonstrated a social awareness that goes beyond his apparent need to burn people alive in cages

Fuel prices are going up again so I need something else to while away the hours.

Just use a little less petrol, takes longer to burn them and you've used up a good few hours whilst being brought to climax by the death knell of the infidel (a poem right there for you)

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Don't read other threads, whagwan?

Whilst still littered with profanity, Shah's post on the Budget thread demonstrated a social awareness that goes beyond his apparent need to burn people alive in cages

Fuel prices are going up again so I need something else to while away the hours.

That gets on my jubblies. Take a fecking age to respond to drop in oil price but stick it up as soon as there's a whiff of it going up again. Is oil even going up again? Mucking funts.

Going up again over here as well. Beyond annoyed really. The damn thing went down for only three months and they added a new fuel levy. Now the wholesale price goes up, AND the levy kicks in in two weeks. I don't even know what the damn levy is for.

kingraf wrote:I don't even know what the damn levy is for.

Purely there so people can drive their chevy up to it.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Don't read other threads, whagwan?

Whilst still littered with profanity, Shah's post on the Budget thread demonstrated a social awareness that goes beyond his apparent need to burn people alive in cages

Fuel prices are going up again so I need something else to while away the hours.

That gets on my jubblies. Take a fecking age to respond to drop in oil price but stick it up as soon as there's a whiff of it going up again. Is oil even going up again? Mucking funts.

Prices went down to F*ck over the russians. No other reason, then the opportunists stepped in and are making money from the difference.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:I don't even know what the damn levy is for.

Purely there so people can drive their chevy up to it.

I hope it isn't dry when they get there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:I don't even know what the damn levy is for.

Purely there so people can drive their chevy up to it.

Very good, as was Julius's "soceity" - which I've only just got.

Winners don't mind taking a while.

Plans for the weekend Gentlemen? Catching Michael Bublè with my girlfriend and her mother tomorrow. Apparently his performances make you feel righteous, they make you feel whole, and they make you mellow, down in your soul. Although that may just be a Van Morrison cover he sang.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:I don't even know what the damn levy is for.

Purely there so people can drive their chevy up to it.

We'll know what it's for when the levee breaks.

kingraf wrote:Plans for the weekend Gentlemen? Catching Michael Bublè with my girlfriend and her mother tomorrow. Apparently his performances make you feel righteous, they make you feel whole, and they make you mellow, down in your soul. Although that may just be a Van Morrison cover he sang.

WTF?

Driving to London to pick up a chair, then helping a mate move stuff in a van, then getting ratarsed whilst watching the Rugby. Textbook.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:I don't even know what the damn levy is for.

Purely there so people can drive their chevy up to it.

We'll know what it's for when the levee breaks.  

where are the levi roots?

kingraf wrote:Plans for the weekend Gentlemen? Catching Michael Bublè with my girlfriend and her mother tomorrow. Apparently his performances make you feel righteous, they make you feel whole, and they make you mellow, down in your soul. Although that may just be a Van Morrison cover he sang.

Be sure to make a dramatic scene and flip your curly blond locks in outrage then stare the camera right in the eye and make the daily mail cross armed victim expression

Not a huge Bublè fan by any means buy it's good prepation for the One Direction concert tickets my girlfriend bought for "us" for next month, or the month after.

Brother went to see Buble, said it was dreadful. Said he come on and the first song you think, nice enough voice and then that is it for two hours, a dull bloke singing dull songs in a nice enough voice.

My Windows Hugh Jackman nemesis is Robin Thicke. He is the personification of modern nob'ed culture

seanmichaels wrote:My Windows Hugh Jackman nemesis is Robin Thicke. He is the personification of modern nob'ed culture

Don't know who that is.

I did watch Real Steel the other night though, thought Jackman was excellent.

Union Cane wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:My Windows Hugh Jackman nemesis is Robin Thicke. He is the personification of modern nob'ed culture

Don't know who that is.

I did watch Real Steel the other night though, thought Jackman was excellent.

He is that bloke who did that 'you know you want, come get it' song with usher or whatever his name is. Twirked with the bird who has the massive tongue

Still nothing.

Stupid tash.

Fist. Good morning dear bitches.

Morning Shah.

How many beheadings have you got scheduled in for today?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

How many beheadings have you got scheduled in for today?

Speaking of which did you see Lawes' tackle on Saturday?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

How many beheadings have you got scheduled in for today?

Speaking of which did you see Lawes' tackle on Saturday?

No, but I heard about it from my brother. I will try and watch it later.

I was at Legoland for the weekend so missed all the rugger.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

How many beheadings have you got scheduled in for today?

Speaking of which did you see Lawes' tackle on Saturday?

No, but I heard about it from my brother.  I will try and watch it later.

I was at Legoland for the weekend so missed all the rugger.

WTF? Best day of Rugby I have ever seen. I did pay for it yesterday though, a walk around Wisley whilst the MU v Liverpool games was on. I'll have to ask Dave what the score was when he is on later, sure he'll know.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

How many beheadings have you got scheduled in for today?

Speaking of which did you see Lawes' tackle on Saturday?

No, but I heard about it from my brother.  I will try and watch it later.

I was at Legoland for the weekend so missed all the rugger.

WTF? Best day of Rugby I have ever seen. I did pay for it yesterday though, a walk around Wisley whilst the MU v Liverpool games was on. I'll have to ask Dave what the score was when he is on later, sure he'll know.

I heard it was good but Legoland was booked months ago. My ma and pa came as well. 4 adults, 4 children that I had to pay for and a baby. Tickets, hotel rooms, food, drink and petrol. I reckon all in, it cost me £1500 this weekend.

I should have come for a walk round Wisley (wherever that is) with you. I assume Liverpool lost then? Is that why you're antagonising him?