The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

If we've moved onto referee puns my stay will be brief as there's no way I can Hackett.

rick_dagless wrote:The Beatles are about the only music I know anything about Jeff

I thought you were a METAL HEAD like SerialDAVE?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:The Beatles are about the only music I know anything about Jeff

I thought you were a METAL HEAD like SerialDAVE?

If so QUEEN with ADAM LAMBERT are really missing a trick not playing Bradford, seems a hotbed of METAL.

Would think it obvious a pair of chinos and a golf shirt. Don't try wear too man

kingraf wrote:Don't try wear too man

Wise words.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:The Beatles are about the only music I know anything about Jeff

I thought you were a METAL HEAD like SerialDAVE?

If so QUEEN with ADAM LAMBERT are really missing a trick not playing Bradford, seems a hotbed of METAL.

I went to see QUEEN once at the o2. It was a work thing. It wasn't ADAM LAMBERT though, it was PAUL RODGERS, ex lead singer of FREE and BAD COMPANY.

My god it was sh*t.

Trouble with chinos (as established last week) is I tend not to shake well enough. Had a beer with a mate on the way to club after work on Friday and he noticed the wet patch straight away.

I suppose i could nick a few panty liners from the missus and attch to the prone areas/

Queen were better than the Beatles.

I hate Queen with a passion that is almost difficult to put into words, I suspect I would have accepted being sacked before I would have attended. Someone, as a "comedy" gift for secret santa gave me their best of CD, I binned it, I hate them that much I will not even let them have shelf space at home.

seanmichaels wrote:Queen were better than the Beatles.

 Idiot

We went to a really nice restaurant first, Jeff. One that I particularly wanted to visit. Going to see QUEEN was collateral damage.

That would need to be some f**king good food to make sitting through QUEEN tolerable.

Apparently there's a Irish tribute act combining Lady Gaga and Queen - Lady O'Gaga

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Queen were better than the Beatles.

 Idiot

I cannot believe a muso such as yourself can say that. Seriously, I'm not pi5sing about. Mercury is a genius.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Apparently there's a Irish tribute act combining Lady Gaga and Queen - Lady O'Gaga

Very good.

Best British Bands by sales:

1. The Beatles
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Pink Floyd
4. Queen
5. Rolling Stones
6. Genesis
7. Bee Gees
8. Dire Straits
9. Fleetwood Mac
10. DEF LEPPARD

Tino wrote:I thought you were a METAL HEAD like SerialDAVE?

I have a broad range Tino (see Too Kinky at mersey view)

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Queen were better than the Beatles.

 Idiot

I cannot believe a muso such as yourself can say that. Seriously, I'm not pi5sing about. Mercury is a genius.

He is a good front man, I will grudgingly concede that, but the music is awful comppletely overblown, nonsensical drivel.

I always knew Rowley was a closet homophobe. In the traditional method of football yobs anywhere his affection for Sean is due to him being our gay.

Morning bummees

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I thought you were a METAL HEAD like SerialDAVE?

I have a broad range Tino (see Too Kinky at mersey view)

Fair point. I saw some kinky stuff at the View as well.

Is the link WBO world champions?

Ricky Burns, Herbie Hide...

Union Cane wrote:Is the link WBO world champions?

Ricky Burns, Herbie Hide...

 That is surprisingly close Union, not quite there but on the right track.

Is it boxers that have been world champion and then been declared bankrupt?

Cane strolls passed 11k unnoticed.....

cannot believe jeff knows the words for number 2......

definitely boxing related

Fudge, I didn't even notice myself.

Tommy Burns seems more likely so is it heavyweight champions?

Union Cane wrote:Fudge, I didn't even notice myself.

How could you not notice yourself?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Fudge, I didn't even notice myself.

How could you not notice yourself?

Good point, I am quite noticeable.

I didn't, even notice; myself.

Union Cane wrote:Fudge, I didn't even notice myself.

Tommy Burns seems more likely so is it heavyweight champions?

Brilliant Union, the link was indeed heavyweight champions. The songs we did not get was Concrete and Clay, by Unit 4+2 or Kevin Rowland, depending on your age and Doctor Jones by Aqua, which I thought Tina would have smashed.

Yay!

You owe me a pint. Luckily for you I no longer partake.

Rowley wrote:Doctor Jones by Aqua, which I thought Tina would have smashed.

Moron.

Why? Are you still in "training"?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Doctor Jones by Aqua, which I thought Tina would have smashed.

Moron.

Only because you have young children Tina, obviously.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Doctor Jones by Aqua, which I thought Tina would have smashed.

Moron.

Only because you have young children Tina, obviously.

We are still on Bruno Mars, Frozen, The Wanted and 1D.

Or as we like to call it, the RafCox selection.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Doctor Jones by Aqua, which I thought Tina would have smashed.

Moron.

Only because you have young children Tina, obviously.

We are still on Bruno Mars, Frozen, The Wanted and 1D.

Or as we like to call it, the RafCox selection.

Mars is decent when he wants to be.
Frozen is a pretty crap movie, with a worse soundtrack. Olaf is chilled though.
Who the Frak is The Wanted?
1D aren't too bad live. Better than Bublè.

Idiot

kingraf wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Doctor Jones by Aqua, which I thought Tina would have smashed.

Moron.

Only because you have young children Tina, obviously.

We are still on Bruno Mars, Frozen, The Wanted and 1D.  

Or as we like to call it, the RafCox selection.

Mars is decent when he wants to be.
Frozen is a pretty crap movie, with a worse soundtrack. Olaf is chilled though.
Who the Frak is The Wanted?
1D aren't too bad live. Better than Bublè.

Idiot

How are you coping now Zayn has left 1D?

Is Zayn the Muslim one?

kingraf wrote:Is Zayn the Muslim one?

Like you don't know.

I'm assuming. Only member of 1D I know by name is Harry, and that's because he has four nipples.

From the Northwich area is Harry... Hi mother used to drink in the Antrobus Arms pub...

kingraf wrote:I'm assuming. Only member of 1D I know by name is Harry, and that's because he has four nipples.

Have you milked him?

rick_dagless wrote:From the Northwich area is Harry... Hi mother used to drink in the Antrobus Arms pub...

Good local knowledge, RiCko.

Louis is from Doncaster, he tried to buy Doncaster Rovers some time ago and has also made an appearance for the reserves.

The paddy caddy'd for Rory McIlroy in the par 3 at Augusta.

I fingered a librarian.

I kissed a gargoyle.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I fingered a librarian.

Mark from Westlife mated with my mum's dog or some such.

I expect she had grade 4/5 all over set back about 8-10mm from each thigh.

The librarian not mark's dog.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I fingered a librarian.

There's only so many times you can fall back on that one Tino.

No, but I find people with accessory body parts, or lack of minor body parts interesting. Anna Kournikova's sister doesn't have a belly button. I have a supernumerary molar. Evolution at work.