The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 27 Apr 2015, 1:50 pm

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Send us the link and I'll pick some up on payday. Need to do a lost of lone shifts and a few books would break the monotony nicely.

It's not a physical bookshop - you won't be able to bomb it.

I know my friends but we also do a nice line in hacking small websites to show off our sophistication

by Adam D Fri 01 May 2015, 1:41 pm

comment by seanmichaels (U13756664)
posted Aug 5, 2010

You should have told the boss you did her up the wrong'un. He would have had to give you a week's worth of wages without you having to work today.

Only issue I've ever had was having a go on the boss. She was a fair bit older than me and thought it was more than a one off. Had to hang out the back of one of the admin team to finally get the message through.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 1:42 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels (U13756664) wrote:

posted Aug 5, 2010

You should have told the boss you did her up the wrong'un. He would have had to give you a week's worth of wages without you having to work today.

Only issue I've ever had was having a go on the boss. She was a fair bit older than me and thought it was more than a one off. Had to hang out the back of one of the admin team to finally get the message through.

It's strangely reassuring to know he lied back then as well.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 1:43 pm

True story. she had nipples like two blackcurrasnt fruit pastilles on top of each other.

by Adam D Fri 01 May 2015, 1:43 pm

comment by GreenGiant333 (U14156404)
posted Aug 5, 2010

And Floyd>Pacquiao if it ever happens.

Quite insightful!

by **superflyweight** Fri 01 May 2015, 1:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels (U13756664) wrote:

posted Aug 5, 2010

You should have told the boss you did her up the wrong'un. He would have had to give you a week's worth of wages without you having to work today.

Only issue I've ever had was having a go on the boss. She was a fair bit older than me and thought it was more than a one off. Had to hang out the back of one of the admin team to finally get the message through.

It's strangely reassuring to know he lied back then as well.

and Tim from admin has never been the same again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 1:50 pm

l*l out loud.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 1:57 pm

bog off windows.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 2:31 pm

You asked for Sean to be in charge.

Welcome to the new Culture Cup.

by **Union Cane** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:38 pm

All is forgiven Tino, it was truly abysmal under your leadership, but it was better than this. Please re-take the reigns.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:41 pm

Affurs:

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 2:42 pm

Union Cane wrote:All is forgiven Tino, it was truly abysmal under your leadership, but it was better than this. Please re-take the reigns.

With an endorsement that like, I can't really refuse. The will of the people has spoken.

Who wants to talk about arthropods?

by Guest Fri 01 May 2015, 2:45 pm

Union Cane wrote:All is forgiven Tino, it was truly abysmal under your leadership, but it was better than this. Please re-take the reigns.

I find this unnecessarily harsh. Granted that during initial inception of the Culture Cup I had no f*cking clue what was going on so it's impossible to gauge whether or not Tina's stewardship was good, bad or indifferent, but I'm feeling the need to ingratiate myself more and more these days (the life of the sociopathic "cleaner" is, it's fair to say, a solitary one) and, as previously stated, Tina's my favourite (especially given Galted's now some kind of bummer-for-hire....not like TRUSS at the Oyster, more like some kind of anally obsessed s-hitman) so I'm making a stand on his behalf.

by **Galted** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:All is forgiven Tino, it was truly abysmal under your leadership, but it was better than this. Please re-take the reigns.

With an endorsement that like, I can't really refuse. The will of the people has spoken.

Who wants to talk about arthropods?

Once I stuffed a few locusts down my jap's eye. You should've seen Weisz's face when I blew my load in her mouth.

GOSPEL

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:49 pm

by **superflyweight** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Affurs:

Spoiler:

Monumental w@nk?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:51 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Affurs:

Spoiler:

Monumental w@nk?

it is good but it is not right.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 2:52 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Union Cane wrote:All is forgiven Tino, it was truly abysmal under your leadership, but it was better than this. Please re-take the reigns.
I find this unnecessarily harsh. Granted that during initial inception of the Culture Cup I had no f*cking clue what was going on so it's impossible to gauge whether or not Tina's stewardship was good, bad or indifferent, but I'm feeling the need to ingratiate myself more and more these days (the life of the sociopathic "cleaner" is, it's fair to say, a solitary one) and, as previously stated, Tina's my favourite (especially given Galted's now some kind of bummer-for-hire....not like TRUSS at the Oyster, more like some kind of anally obsessed s-hitman) so I'm making a stand on his behalf.

For any of you that need a little help with reading between the lines, this means that if you give me any sh*t, SerialDAVE will come round and beat you to death with your own arm. Then he'll put some SLAYER on and bum your *missus senseless.

*Obviously in Sean and Dolphins case, you pair have boyfriends. In these instances, SerialDAVE will employ the services of Galted and Wingrove and sub-contract the bumming out to them.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 2:56 pm

windows, you couldn't bum yourself out of a wet paper bag.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the Wombles Tino. wrote:
I don't agree with Sean though. Who wants an incoherent liar who barely contains his raging homosexuality as leader. But unless someone wants to challenge him, he looks nailed on.

People in glass houses...

And I forgot to say, you talk to me like that again and I swear to f*cking God, I will get Galted to bum you to within an inch of your life.
Don't mess with Tina, despite everything, he's still my favourite...am reluctant to install Galted as my favourite should I fall out with Tina (which is very f*cking likely if he doesn't stop taking the pi$$ out of my tunes) given this new and disturbing bumming to death element.

Would he be wearing his Hi-tecs when he bummed folk to death. Adds insult to injury!

I like serial killers.

My favourite serial killer is Francis Sweeney.

They wanna kill me the same way Elton "kills" David every night. Serial killers? More like fruit loops those two.

Right, that's it.

Don't say I didn't f*cking warn you.

Galted, bum this man. Bum him hard. Learn him.

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by **superflyweight** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:03 pm

Has it always been this homoerotic/homophobic around here?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 3:04 pm

superflyweight wrote:Has it always been this homoerotic/homophobic around here?

Ever since Sean briefly took over.

It was pretty macho under my reign.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:Has it always been this homoerotic/homophobic around here?

Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 3:26 pm

I hope Jules isn't Ben E King.

I'll stand by him.

by Guest Fri 01 May 2015, 3:28 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Has it always been this homoerotic/homophobic around here?

Mine's massive and it ain't made of plastic!

So it will definitely hurt if/when hit with a sledgehammer?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:35 pm

I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 01 May 2015, 3:42 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:45 pm

T-bagged....

by Guest Fri 01 May 2015, 3:50 pm

So T-Bagged is the opposite of Michaelsed

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:56 pm

For the love of god. I was only joking. Rowley has to be chairman for the following reasons:

He's witty
He's intelligent
He's a racist
He's a c*nt
He agrees with me on women's rights

Sean only fulfils the last three points.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 01 May 2015, 3:58 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 01 May 2015, 4:23 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

Ziggled

by **Pal Joey** Sun 03 May 2015, 1:06 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

Ziggled

Are ye for GOSPEL... or are ye not?

by **ShahenshahG** Sun 03 May 2015, 2:18 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

Ziggled

Are ye for GOSPEL... or are ye not?

Said kingraf the pampered aka the polyglot

by **Pal Joey** Sun 03 May 2015, 10:47 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

Ziggled

Are ye for GOSPEL... or are ye not?

Said kingraf the pampered aka the polyglot

To the omnipresent mutli-fractal kaleidoscope of his own perfect reflections in the salon mirrors... which stretched from floor to ceiling.

by **ShahenshahG** Sun 03 May 2015, 2:41 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I would vote for Jules, I owe him for winding one of his tennis mods up into a frenzy. But can I support him when Tino is one of his generals? I suppose Julius is the greater good, but is it worth it for an elevated position for T-bag?

Elevated position?

This is my bloody cup. I own you, Dolphin. You're pushing me too far. Too bloody far.

Ziggled

Are ye for GOSPEL... or are ye not?

Said kingraf the pampered aka the polyglot

To the omnipresent mutli-fractal kaleidoscope of his own perfect reflections in the salon mirrors... which stretched from floor to ceiling.

And as with all men related in the words of Friedrich Nietschze he who fights monsters should see to it that he himself doesn't become a monster also.

So kingraf exited the parlour and stared out deep into the abyss and the abyss stared back at him.

Then called him a poofter.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 04 May 2015, 10:08 am

Good morning lurkers.

A bit quiet on here this morning... must be a pubic hair day?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 May 2015, 7:25 am

Morning all, good long weekend?

Fist

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 May 2015, 7:45 am

No long weekend for me unfortunately but I still had a good weekend... way back then.
I'll have to wait for the Queen's Birthday holiday on 8 June which isn't even within months of HRM's real birthday.

How was yours, Ricko?

Harry Secombe

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 May 2015, 7:46 am

Pretty good cheers TLD, how did the royal sprog go down over there?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 May 2015, 7:49 am

Everyone here is pretty much over the moon about it. Big news over here too, of course.
Despite what you may hear the majority of us don't mind a bit of pomp, ceremony, and a new born royal sprog every now and then.

by kingraf Tue 05 May 2015, 7:51 am

Morning Rick. Reasonable weekend, if you ignore the fact that I got clubbed for 25 runs in my solitary over of part time wrist spin by the Friends of Shah XI

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 May 2015, 7:59 am

kingraf wrote:Morning Rick. Reasonable weekend, if you ignore the fact that I got clubbed for 25 runs in my solitary over of part time wrist spin by the Friends of Shah XI

G'morning Cesc, hope I wasn't out of line the other day with the crack at SA. They are mostly a bunch of talented players, I know.

What happened in that over? The FoS XI must have been high on hashish... and reading you pretty well.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 May 2015, 8:00 am

Everyone here is pretty much over the moon about it. Big news over here too, of course.
Despite what you may hear the majority of us don't mind a bit of pomp, ceremony, and a new born royal sprog every now and then.

Fair point mate, I didn't mind it to be honest, good to have people getting a bit of feel good for a change.

Ha, sounds like my bowling Raf, did we all watch the fight?

by kingraf Tue 05 May 2015, 8:11 am

Morning LD - Not at all, no offence taken. Record against Australia could be improved, but I reckon some teams just have the wood on you, sometimes. England only have one series win in the West indies in the last 40 odd years, and they've been fortunate enough to play against some really poor teams in the last twenty years.

No clue what went on with the bowling. The guy claimed he was once a player for some Railway side in Pakistan, so I'm just assuming he was born knowing how to smack my kind around!

by kingraf Tue 05 May 2015, 8:13 am

Watched the fight, Second last time for Floyd, and possibly the final fight for Manny, given the shoulder surgery. Thank god. 606v2 may combust on the weekend of September 14 2015 when Mayweather retires, and P4P #2 Wladimir Klitschko climbs one spot to be pound for pound the greatest boxer on earth

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 May 2015, 8:29 am

Good morning.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 05 May 2015, 8:38 am

Morning benders.

Had my first game on Saturday. Opened the batting and scored a quick 23 until I chopped on.

by kingraf Tue 05 May 2015, 8:55 am

Also scored a rapid 18 till I got clean bowled. Was rolling along, but I got warned a few times for taking too long between deliveries (Watch Steven Smiths mannerisms, with Jonathan Trotts time between deliveries for reference). Lost my head a bit.

by **Union Cane** Tue 05 May 2015, 9:07 am

Morning Culturists,

Didn't watch the fight in the end, as the boy slept through till 7am which was nice. Did me a favour as it turns out. We can now start anticipating the real fight of the century, which is of course Fury v Klitschko.

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 May 2015, 9:07 am

Morning all. Dreadful fight at the weekend - Floyd's artistry beautiful to watch as ever, but didn't exactly get the pulse raising. Funniest thing was nipping over to JA606 afterwards to see how D4 was taking it and finding this little gem from another poster on there:

If you actually want to see Floyd punch someone, apparently the best thing to do is marry him.

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