The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Tue 14 Jul 2015, 3:14 pm

First topic message reminder :

Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:15 am

I had a horrendous incident 3 or 4 weeks ago with wildlife. Driving down duel carriageway doing 60ish, both lanes full. In the distance I see what looks like lumps of horse crap on the road. As I'm within 50ft or so I notice a duck dodging 2 lanes of fast moving traffic followed by 3 ducklings. What I thought was horse crap was 3 or 4 squashed ducklings. As I passed the mother bailed out leaving the ducklings to their fate. Saw her take off in my rearview mirror and the carnage that was her collision with a massive lorry.

Morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:34 am

Morning sean, I see you have just popped on to spread the joy...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:40 am

Got a bad back this morning. Using the spare room and the bed is not great. I should really put my foot down as the better bed was bought with the money my old man gave me when we moved in.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:45 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning sean, I see you have just popped on to spread the joy...

JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT SEAN

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:51 am

Ok. On a lighter note I may end up doing a bird tomorrow. Her leaving do and I think she's keen.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:52 am

On a slight change of note...

Anyone seen the Fury presser? As much as I hate the guy's public persona, he did come out with a couple of funny lines...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:56 am

The whole thing looked quite friendly though and onetwo came out with a zinger on the boxing board

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:Its what you put in those underpants that count.

My undies are very interesting indeed.

If Fury's underpants compare to Wlad's charisma then I guess looks can be deciving.

Mr Bounce wrote:Just seen this on Twitter:

Klitschko's belts: WBA, IBF, WBO, IBO and The Ring.

Fury's belt: Matalan.

My favourite twitter line was it looks like Fury was covered in glue and dragged backwards through primark.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:00 am

Missed this. Fury is funny.

Watched my first boxing for a long time last weekend. Thought Quigg was clinical but looked distinctly average until that point.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:02 am

seanmichaels wrote:Ok. On a lighter note I may end up doing a bird tomorrow. Her leaving do and I think she's keen.

I hope it happens for you mate.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:08 am

I don't know if i can be arsed though. Trying to produce a hard green wicket this weekend which is taking up a lot of time. Doing my first gardening stuff tonight so 2 days away from ground is not helpful. Particularly with rain in the forecast

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:09 am

Shah wrote:I hope it happens for you mate.

"does this smell like chloroform to you?" Never fails....

The press conference does seem friendly I am guessing that teamfury will be ramping up the controversy nearer the time...

by **superflyweight** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:29 am

seanmichaels wrote:I had a horrendous incident 3 or 4 weeks ago with wildlife. Driving down duel carriageway doing 60ish, both lanes full. In the distance I see what looks like lumps of horse crap on the road. As I'm within 50ft or so I notice a duck dodging 2 lanes of fast moving traffic followed by 3 ducklings. What I thought was horse crap was 3 or 4 squashed ducklings. As I passed the mother bailed out leaving the ducklings to their fate. Saw her take off in my rearview mirror and the carnage that was her collision with a massive lorry.

Morning all.

She should have ducked.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:48 am

super wrote:She should have ducked.

It was quackers not to

Morning supes

by Guest Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:
super wrote:She should have ducked.

It was quackers not to

Morning supes

Ducks killed? Someone call the old bill. Morning slackers. Sean won't be getting any especially if his chat up lines involve grounds keeping anecdotes. ...unless she's into that stuff in which case she's a weirdo and he deserves everything he gets. ..as long as it's a kettle of boiling water on the Hampton.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:17 am

ay up it's long john silver.

anyone ever tried these dating sites? pretty bloody easy to get one's leg over these days. i am astounded

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:23 am

sean wrote:anyone ever tried these dating sites? pretty bloody easy to get one's leg over these days. i am astounded

Nope, I prefer the old fashioned route of a winning smile and a bottle of rohypnol...

Though if you can't get laid in Bradford then you can't get laid...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:43 am

i doubt i'd do anything, too many strings especially if you were to mis-fire or puke in her bed

by **superflyweight** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:05 am

Is this not a dating site?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:19 am

superflyweight wrote:Is this not a dating site?

You asking?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:24 am

36M, GSOH, S, BHM, FFA, looking for LTR or NSA. SSBBW encouraged to reply.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:24 am

You know, I never feel truly comfortable leaving a music gig... It is disconcerting

by Rowley Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:27 am

My boss split up with his missus and went on Tinder, he got loads of women, some odd experiences along the way, but seemed to do alright.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:36M, GSOH, S, BHM, FFA, looking for LTR or NSA. SSBBW encouraged to reply.

Is that super sized BBW? ha!

btw,... what's BHM?

by Rowley Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:34 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:36M, GSOH, S, BHM, FFA, looking for LTR or NSA. SSBBW encouraged to reply.

Is that super sized BBW? ha!

btw,... what's BHM?

Bummed (by) House Master?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:39 am

Rowley wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:36M, GSOH, S, BHM, FFA, looking for LTR or NSA. SSBBW encouraged to reply.

Is that super sized BBW? ha!

btw,... what's BHM?

Bummed (by) House Master?

Thought it might have been Blistered Hand Masturbating

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:01 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:36M, GSOH, S, BHM, FFA, looking for LTR or NSA. SSBBW encouraged to reply.

Is that super sized BBW? ha!

btw,... what's BHM?

Big handsome Man!

Had to google dating acronyms. Not street enough it seems

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:02 pm

What's FFA?
Frequently F*cked Arse?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:05 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:What's FFA?
Frequently F*cked Arse?

Could be. Either that or Fully Fledged Arse-Bandit

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:05 pm

GSOH

Gospel shagging of hundreds?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:08 pm

Garish Sense of Hubris?

by Rowley Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:13 pm

Garish Sense of Haberdashery?

by Rowley Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:14 pm

LTR - Low Taste R&tard?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:22 pm

Loves The Ringpiece

by Adam D Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:28 pm

Lube Tube Recipient

by **Pal Joey** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:43 pm

Loves Triple Rimming

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:18 pm

Likely To Reach-around

by **seanmichaels** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:26 pm

FFA - Fat female admirer

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:28 pm

Fanciful F**king Anecdotes?

Egg and cress sarnie, and chicken noodle soup... 5/10

by **Galted** Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:59 pm

seanmichaels wrote:ay up it's long john silver.

anyone ever tried these dating sites? pretty bloody easy to get one's leg over these days. i am astounded

Got Galtova off OKCupid. Not sure if the site's still any good but it was when I was on it 2-3 years ago. Went out with a few ladies, none of them psycho and all matched up to their photos and their descriptions of themselves. And it is/was free so if you like northern birds it could be a godsend.

by Guest Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:08 pm

I go on MUTIBATE.COM..it's a combination of mutilate and masturbate. There's also GOREMOREWHORES.COM

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 7:16 am

Fist

Morning Shah

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 7:43 am

Sicond

Morning Shah

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 7:50 am

Morning supes what's grooving in Scotlandshire?

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 7:56 am

Scotland in summer Rick - its all Hawaiian shirts, bikini clad lovelies and cans of Lilt.

How you diddling?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 8:06 am

Pretty good cheers, same vibe in Bradford with it's no crime and integrated communities, it is like one big street party and everyone is invited... Barring DAVE of course due to "The Incident"

Off tomorrow to do absolutely nothing and I can't bloody wait

by Rowley Thu 23 Jul 2015, 8:54 am

Morning all. Last day at work today, weekend of drunkeness at tramlines to look forward to. That and trying to make a dint in the seemingly never ending Kennedy book. Am sure it is not the longest book ever written, but it is beginning to feel that way.

by **superflyweight** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:06 am

It appears that everybody is off tomorrow but me. That's ok lads, I've got the UK economy covered.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:17 am

I'm in work tomorrow and probably won't be drunk. Rained last night so I had to re-arrange my first ever clients for this evening instead. No boning the bird from work as a result.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:27 am

super wrote:It appears that everybody is off tomorrow but me. That's ok lads, I've got the UK economy covered.

I have left both an answer phone message, and an out of office reply saying "No, that is too expensive" so my job is basically covered cheers...

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 23 Jul 2015, 9:38 am

You and me, super

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