The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

It was all quite accidental Rick (turned up for a security shift at the Sydney Conference Centre in Darling Harbour) and they didn't give me a gun. If they'd known my rather reactionary views on Israel and the fact that I would have run away screaming at the first sign of anyone remotely Arabish, I would have been shot on sight.

One for the C.V though, cool story to pick up chicks... Apart from the fear and running away stuff, oh and the marginal xenophobia, but barring that...

rick_dagless wrote:One for the C.V though, cool story to pick up chicks...  Apart from the fear and running away stuff, oh and the marginal xenophobia, but barring that...

And the silly tartan skirt. And the pasty skin. Don't forget the ginger hair.

Morning all.

I'm beating the ladies off with a sh1tty stick as I type.

superflyweight wrote:I'm beating the ladies off with a sh1tty stick as I type.  

What happened to the girl who came in in her running clobber? All tight clothing and sweaty?

She still there or did she get annoyed at you pressing your boner up against her in the print room?

Did some volunteering for spazzas yesterday. Bird from the office wore tight leggings and vest. Saw the outline of her minge. Lovely stuff.

Morning.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:One for the C.V though, cool story to pick up chicks...  Apart from the fear and running away stuff, oh and the marginal xenophobia, but barring that...

And the silly tartan skirt.  And the pasty skin.  Don't forget the ginger hair.

Morning all.

Add into the mix the amazing Runrig anecdote and it does make for a quite intoxicating combination.

seanmichaels wrote:Did some volunteering for spazzas yesterday.

You can't even do something nice without coming across as a tool, quite a gift Sean!

Morning Tino/Jeff/sean

And Eid Mubarak to one and all...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm beating the ladies off with a sh1tty stick as I type.  

What happened to the girl who came in in her running clobber?  All tight clothing and sweaty?

She still there or did she get annoyed at you pressing your boner up against her in the print room?

She left for a much better job. It was devastating. Slightly mitigated at the moment by the presence of two 19 year old summer students. Work night out tonight to say goodbye to them - first one I've been to this year.

Eid Mubarak to you Shah, be a nice quiet day for me today. 90% of my clients will be out celebrating.

Cheers mate. Tandoori roasted chicken with lamb Pilau and spiced mint yogurt for anyone who is so inclined. Also Ras Malai as the first sweet of the day, if you haven't had tried it already go out and try it. Sadly i'm at work so cant enjoy it for at least another half hour.

I generally find sweets from India/Pakistan etc too sweet for my palate as a rule

Rowley wrote:Eid Mubarak to you Shah, be a nice quiet day for me today. 90% of my clients will be out celebrating.

No doubt a large percentage of those will come through our doors soon enough but as I'm off sick why should I give a stuff?

DAVE667 wrote:

Rowley wrote:Eid Mubarak to you Shah, be a nice quiet day for me today. 90% of my clients will be out celebrating.

No doubt a large percentage of those will come through our doors soon enough but as I'm off sick why should I give a stuff?

Would this be a good time to remind everyone that I haven't had a single day off sick in over a decade?

Tino wrote:Would this be a good time to remind everyone that I haven't had a single day off sick in over a decade?

Me neither Tino, it is the North Western constitution....

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Would this be a good time to remind everyone that I haven't had a single day off sick in over a decade?

Me neither Tino, it is the North Western constitution....

Has to be that, RiCKO. Has to be.

Clearly the toughest bunch of people in Britain.

Tino wrote:Has to be that, RiCKO. Has to be.

Clearly the toughest bunch of people in Britain.

I think we have proved it Tino, FACT

GOSPEL.

Excellent attendance records chaps. Shame about your productivity.

Fair point Jules...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Rowley wrote:Eid Mubarak to you Shah, be a nice quiet day for me today. 90% of my clients will be out celebrating.

No doubt a large percentage of those will come through our doors soon enough but as I'm off sick why should I give a stuff?

Would this be a good time to remind everyone that I haven't had a single day off sick in over a decade?

Neither had I til I fell off that ladder

superflyweight wrote:It was all quite accidental Rick (turned up for a security shift at the Sydney Conference Centre in Darling Harbour) and they didn't give me a gun.  If they'd known my rather reactionary views on Israel and the fact that I would have run away screaming at the first sign of anyone remotely Arabish, I would have been shot on sight.  

Was that after the incident with Prince Charles? That poor bloke was only trying to kiss his toes and he got crash tackled! Hands free security here.

I broke 2 ribs the day after the Olympic opening ceremony. Best 2 weeks off ever

Painful. Broke my leg in 3 places on the morning of the 2007 NRL Grand Final.
I was out the door early that morning to play some friendly football. I sort of fell over a hole on the pitch and hyper-extended the left leg. The horrible sound was my meniscus exploding. It sent a sort of vibration through my kneecap.

When I got home from hospital about 10 days later, there was a fine layer of dust covering the open page of the sports section with the team lists... ready for me to continue reading. They lost 8-34 or something but won the same match the following year 40-0.

Trying to suck your own c0ck again sean?

Wouldn't be able to get near for all the supermodels

Beff sandwich, Worcester Sauce French Fries, solid 7/10

1 Pint Nastro Peroni, bowl of chips. Burnt gob.

superflyweight wrote:Trying to suck your own c0ck again sean?  

No, I fell off Mrs Fly

Cornerstone of any nutrituous diet that sean...

Aye, stocked up with 8 Orangeboom as well.

Lovely pub actually, can't beat an independent pub.

Never drank Orangeboom but am definitely a fan of a proper boozer...

Not had a drink since February.

Don't feel any better for it.

There is a moral to this story Cane...

How is the sproglet?

He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Sweet, looks like you got lucky mate

I expect that it is all getting saved up for later years, might be best to save up the booze for then...

Union Cane wrote:He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Does he look like his dad?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Does he look like his dad?

How would I know?

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Does he look like his dad?

How would I know?

Imagine

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Does he look like his dad?

How would I know?

Imagine

All the people.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Does he look like his dad?

How would I know?

Imagine

All the people.

So many people.

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Union Cane wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Union Cane wrote:He's good thanks mate, a right little happy chappy, always smiling and hardly ever cries. I expect that will change though.

Does he look like his dad?

How would I know?

Imagine

All the people.

So many people.

They all go hand in hand.

Hand in hand

Through theyaaah...

Park life

Great stuff.

We 'ave some fun 'ere, don't we.

Anyone got a quiz?

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