The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

What was the subject Rick? I have had three in the final round a couple of times, possibly my proudest moments ever.

That bird off of the program after Uni Challenge has sensational milkers.

It was words ending in "nel" Jeffers...

Good skills Rick, I'd probably go with kernel.

seanmichaels wrote:That bird off of the program after Uni Challenge has sensational milkers.

You might have mentioned it Sean, she is called Victoria Coren Mitchell by the way, is also an excellent poker player as well.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:That bird off of the program after Uni Challenge has sensational milkers.

You might have mentioned it Sean, she is called Victoria Coren Mitchell by the way, is also an excellent poker player as well.

They have got bigger. I think it is because she is pregnant (according to the ex).

If I was to nob her, I'd have to rule out family meals with her brother. He eats like an animal.

Hmmmm, a quick wiki shows she was a judge on 'Double Entry'......

Jeff wrote:Good skills Rick, I'd probably go with kernel.

Was quite high, as was colonel, I went for cracknel

Backchannel was also a goodie...

rick_dagless wrote:Backchannel was also a goodie...

Was Andre Nel one of the answers? South African fast bowler.

That would indeed have been a pointless answer Tino.

Fannie De Villers?

rick_dagless wrote:That would indeed have been a pointless answer Tino.

Jeff was asking me via PM to go on Pointless with him.

I would have accepted but I think he was actually trying to groom me and had no intention of entering the show.

That hurts Tina. I would have genuinely gone on with you. If I go though I really want to win, so if you had given any dumb answers I suspect we would have fallen out quite seriously.

Looking on the BBC website they are taking applications for Eggheads, get five on that, so is more inclusive. Me, Jules, Tina, Rick and Superfly looks a strong team.

Sorry Sean, no offence meant but the downstairs gardening of women and war films does not come up as a category too often.

Rowley wrote:Looking on the BBC website they are taking applications for Eggheads, get five on that, so is more inclusive. Me, Jules, Tina, Rick and Superfly looks a strong team.

Sorry Sean, no offence meant but the downstairs gardening of women and war films does not come up as a category too often.

Is CJ still on it? I can't promise that I won't headbutt him in his stupid, smug face.

He is Tina, but they rotate them. I could not take CJ on, it would destroy me if I lost to him. I'd go for Kevin, you have to try and take the big dog out.

Thats ok Jeff, I'd probably be distracted by trying to bone Judith.

Rowley wrote:He is Tina, but they rotate them. I could not take CJ on, it would destroy me if I lost to him. I'd go for Kevin, you have to try and take the big dog out.

I'd smash that old dear in. The one with grey hair.

Maybe leave CJ for Superfly? He is Scottish so probably the hardest out of us lot.

Jules would take CJ out, even if he didn't he would probably come up with a couple of snippy put downs which would give us the moral victory.

I hate Daphne more than CJ... I would love to get her a holiday to Switzerland.

Windows would finger her.

Personally if I was skipper I'd select Galted. The Eggheads would no doubt be distracted by an attire even sh!tt3r than CJ's. As Dave Brailsford says, it is is about the small percentages (and EPO).

I like Barry, he seems nice.

Barry is in my local quiz league, his team always win...

Damn forgot about Galted, need him in the side, questionable dress sense aside he does actually know a lot about films.

Rowley wrote:Damn forgot about Galted, need him in the side, questionable dress sense aside he does actually know a lot about films.

You can sub him in for me. As Sean rightly points out, I'd be too busy fingering Daphne to pay much attention to the questions.

Galted is probably more intelligent than I am anyway. Although he does live in a bedsit with a mail order bride and an atrocious shoe collection so it hasn't really got him that far.

Don't forget that I got 15.5 on University Challenge.

He would provide the nerd effect much like Loveday did for Cambridge in the last series

Sales of Hi-Tec's would go through the roof. Up from 4 pairs a year to 9.

And Khaki shorts would become all the rage amongst self harming students......

I'm also good at naming cricketers: Ken Barrington, Bobby Simpson etc

Compass manufacturers and the British Orienteering Club would be fighting to sponsor him.

Animals too, I can easily identify a klipspringer and know which is an african elephant and which is a sh1tty indian elephant.

Galted wrote:Animals too, I can easily identify a klipspringer and know which is an african elephant and which is a sh1tty indian elephant.

Big ears?

sean wrote:Big ears?

I think it is because the Indian one is covered in sh1t

Estate agents are c*unts. They want £300-£400 for admin fees on top of a 1.5 month deposit. Fecking c*nts!

I can name at least 36 Wimbledon singles winners (men and women).

I can name a remarkable amount of world heavyweight champions, in order up to a reasonable point.

I know sh*t loads about insects.

You need to watch University Challenge from last night Tina, there was a set of bonus questions on insects. I did think of you at the time.

Rowley wrote:I can name a remarkable amount of world heavyweight champions, in order up to a reasonable point.

Non-lineal as well as lineal?

Rowley wrote:You need to watch University Challenge from last night Tina, there was a set of bonus questions on insects. I did think of you at the time.

Oh b*llocks. The one time I could have come on here and gloated and I missed it.

It's lovely to think of you thinking of me, Jeff.

My in-laws tried to phone me from a pub quiz they were doing on Sunday night. Apparently they were stuck on the capitals of Ukraine and Canada and also whether or not you can see the Great Wall of China from the Moon.

They're f*cking idiots.

They also once tried to insist that South Africa was not a country but just an area of Africa.

I hope you did not respond Superfly, people cheating on pub quizzes annoy me almost as much as people who misuse the word literally.

superflyweight wrote:My in-laws tried to phone me from a pub quiz they were doing on Sunday night.  Apparently they were stuck on the capitals of Ukraine and Canada and also whether or not you can see the Great Wall of China from the Moon.  

They're f*cking idiots.  

They also once tried to insist that South Africa was not a country but just an area of Africa.

Ottawa. The answer is Ottawa.

And Kiev, we have smashed this Tina.

... and no, you can't see the Great Wall of China from the bloody Moon.

I didn't answer, Jeff. I never answer my phone - I'm like Police Scotland's emergency response line.

super wrote:you can't see the Great Wall of China from the bloody Moon.

It depends I guess. There are way to many variables to make a decent reply to that question. I hate ambiguous pub quiz questions, almost as much as I hate people who mis-use the word literally...

why can't you see it from the moon?