The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Fri 28 Aug 2015, 1:45 pm

First topic message reminder :

5. Stop.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 4:05 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Rowley wrote:I would not object to you banning him for putting you below Raf, I would understand your frustration, however was you to do it I would reinstate him (subject to me being able to) without hesitation.

I feel like you're trying to trick me into voting for you, yet for what reason or in which context I'm not sure.

Whippet of the week

by **Galted** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 6:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Alistair wrote:Where is Galted in your list?

Top 7.

I have to admit to hurriedly scrolling down the thread to find out and l*terally holding my breath while I did so.

by **Galted** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 6:18 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I've done a Scot

Mills?

Fine, fine joke, Jeff. Damn fine.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 8:15 pm

F#ck me..... Shah is on uni challenge!!!!!

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 8:59 pm

Its my cousin hahahahah

by **Hero** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 9:08 pm

I was waiting for him to say he was studying for a degree in pimping.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Sep 2015, 9:17 pm

He looks like my cousin almost right down to the tacky chain! I'm going to have great fun winding him up. Thanks for bringing that to my attention Sean.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 6:48 am

Fist bitches

by **Hero** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:33 am

Is that the colloquial greeting round these parts or an instruction?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:39 am

Mostly the first but sometimes the second.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:44 am

You don't have to do that 'fist' 'sicond' and 'thurd' nonsense, Hero.

I certainly don't as it is beneath me.

Good morning everyone.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:45 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You don't have to do that 'fist' 'sicond' and 'thurd' nonsense, Hero.

I certainly don't as it is beneath me.

Good morning everyone.

Yes the fist of a 1 year old is always beneath you

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:48 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You don't have to do that 'fist' 'sicond' and 'thurd' nonsense, Hero.

I certainly don't as it is beneath me.

Good morning everyone.

Yes the fist of a 1 year old is always beneath you

He wasn't 1. And it wasn't even his fist for the sake of f*ck.

It was my momentum crashing into his hard cranium that did the damage.

by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:51 am

I don't do it either Tina, Rick can be excused, he lives in Bradford, he needs to take joy in life wherever the opportunity arises. For anyone else it is quite clearly beneath us.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You don't have to do that 'fist' 'sicond' and 'thurd' nonsense, Hero.

I certainly don't as it is beneath me.

Good morning everyone.

Yes the fist of a 1 year old is always beneath you

He wasn't 1. And it wasn't even his fist for the sake of f*ck.

It was my momentum crashing into his hard cranium that did the damage.

The irresistible Farce Meets the Immovable object?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 7:57 am

It is one of the many important reference points in these parts. Rick is often "fist" in the mornings, people l*l out loud, Tino got beaten up by a child, Shah is a terrorist, Sean wishes he were a sexpest to the stars and many more thereafter.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:00 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:It is one of the many important reference points in these parts. Rick is often "fist" in the mornings, people l*l out loud, Tino got beaten up by a child, Shah is a terrorist, Sean wishes he were a sexpest to the stars and many more thereafter.

I wasn't beaten up.

Don't forget that Superfly lies about meeting Scottish singers.

And Union still pretends he has a girlfriend.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:02 am

5 on UC last night, bit of a lefty / bummer evening in terms of questions. Coren's cans had manage to get even bigger though which was a positive.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:04 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You don't have to do that 'fist' 'sicond' and 'thurd' nonsense, Hero.

I certainly don't as it is beneath me.

Good morning everyone.

Yes the fist of a 1 year old is always beneath you

He wasn't 1. And it wasn't even his fist for the sake of f*ck.

It was my momentum crashing into his hard cranium that did the damage.

The irresistible Farce Meets the Immovable object?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3225828/Your-starter-ten-did-wear-vest-Cambridge-student-University-Challenge-turns-sleeveless-chunky-neck-chain.html

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:06 am

he looks like cousin. I've been texting him ever since I saw that

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:07 am

I imagine the guy on the left of the other team is what windows looks like.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:08 am

seanmichaels wrote:I imagine the guy on the left of the other team is what windows looks like.

I didn't watch it but I assume you're being offensive.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:13 am

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lad-wore-leather-vest-university-challenge-tonight-internet-193547395.html#QpEt1KL

Bennett from Sidney Sussex.......

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:14 am

seanmichaels wrote:https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lad-wore-leather-vest-university-challenge-tonight-internet-193547395.html#QpEt1KL

Bennett from Sidney Sussex.......

That is more like Cane I would suggest.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:16 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:It is one of the many important reference points in these parts. Rick is often "fist" in the mornings, people l*l out loud, Tino got beaten up by a child, Shah is a terrorist, Sean wishes he were a sexpest to the stars and many more thereafter.

I wasn't beaten up.

Don't forget that Superfly lies about meeting Scottish singers.

And Union still pretends he has a girlfriend.

Yup a single strike and Tino was out cold at the foot of his pregnant wife's bed. He only came round when the child was born and started roughing him up trying to shake the price of formula milk out of him

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:31 am

Morning all, what's grooving in cultureville?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:32 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning all, what's grooving in cultureville?

We thought you were dead.

Good morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:35 am

Understandable Tino, Bradford is a one day at a time town...

How are you this fine day?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:36 am

rick_dagless wrote:Understandable Tino, Bradford is a one day at a time town...

How are you this fine day?

Great thanks.

Bit grey in the city but my mood is bright. You?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:38 am

Lovely misty morning here, but after being away for a couple of days loads of idiotic mails from idiots practicing idiocy, but barring that all good, we are both riding high in the comp as well I see...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:40 am

rick_dagless wrote:Lovely misty morning here, but after being away for a couple of days loads of idiotic mails from idiots practicing idiocy, but barring that all good, we are both riding high in the comp as well I see...

We are indeed. Doing for the Cup.

How are you doing in this round? I am fair to middling at the moment.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:45 am

Morning Rick Or Treat, I'm desperately trying to make Rowley's prediction come true.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:48 am

I am doing ok this round at the moment next round is tough...

Morning Shah, what prediction is that?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 8:50 am

That it would become Gospel that tino got chinned by an embryo but it's hard work and i'm impatient at the best of times

by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 9:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
How are you doing in this round? I am fair to middling at the moment.

I am doing appallingly badly. Picking a song I have never heard just because the title amused me was not my smartest tactic. Am particularly pleased with my choice for the next round, is fiendishly clever.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 9:36 am

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
How are you doing in this round? I am fair to middling at the moment.

I am doing appallingly badly. Picking a song I have never heard just because the title amused me was not my smartest tactic. Am particularly pleased with my choice for the next round, is fiendishly clever.

I've just gone for songs I like. Not trying to be particularly clever or owt.

The strategy is working, Jeff. Why change it.

by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 9:37 am

I tried that in previous competitions and still did awfully. I do actually like my pick in the next round though, so would hope the combination of being fiendishly clever and picking a proper song will pay off.

by Alistair Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:00 am

Morning.

by nadeem2099 Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:06 am

I've entered next round. Please be gentle with me.

by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:09 am

Who in the name of all hell are you?

Tina get things under control, are we operating some sort of open door policy now.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:10 am

nadeem2099 wrote:I've entered next round. Please be gentle with me.

Welcome. I believe we have crossed paths on the Limerick thread.

Just a word of warning. I am the big dog round these parts.

Stay away from Sean (sex pest) and Shah (undercover recruitment agent).

Don't mention H*gh J*ckman and/or m*n bags and you'll get on just fine.

Don't worry Jeff. I think this one might be alright.

by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:16 am

As long as you're on top of things Tina, none of us want another Raf on our hands.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:18 am

Rowley wrote:As long as you're on top of things Tina, none of us want another Raf on our hands.

I think I've got this one covered.

Always a chance he is one of Shah's 5th columns but I'm relying on you to winkle that sort of thing out of him.

by Alistair Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:19 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:I've entered next round. Please be gentle with me.

Welcome. I believe we have crossed paths on the Limerick thread.

I got chinned by an embryo.

Sean and Shah are harder than me, which isn't hard, in case you missed above, i was chinned by an embryo.

I love Hugh Jackman, man bags and getting chinned by embryo's.

Don't worry Jeff. I think this one might be alright.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:24 am

Alistair wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
nadeem2099 wrote:I've entered next round. Please be gentle with me.

Welcome. I believe we have crossed paths on the Limerick thread.

I got chinned by an embryo.

Sean and Shah are harder than me, which isn't hard, in case you missed above, i was chinned by an embryo.

I love Hugh Jackman, man bags and getting chinned by embryo's.

Don't worry Jeff. I think this one might be alright.

PS I genuinely have no idea about plurals and apostrophes.

by nadeem2099 Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:35 am

Rowley wrote:Who in the name of all hell are you?

Tina get things under control, are we operating some sort of open door policy now.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:43 am

Tino wrote:I think I've got this one covered.

I've had some top bantz on the limerick thread with nadeem also if you need a second opinion...

You ever urinated in a sink nadeem?

by Rowley Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:46 am

Top bantz?

Is this what has become of this place?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:47 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:I think I've got this one covered.

I've had some top bantz on the limerick thread with nadeem also if you need a second opinion...

You ever urinated in a sink nadeem?

Good question, RicK.

Here are a few more, nadeem.

1. Would you consider Hi-Tec as an appropriate make of footwear?
2. Have you shagged any celebrities?
3. What is your favourite soup and sandwich combination?
4. Do you know what an interrobang is‽

Thanks.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

Rowley wrote:Top bantz?

Is this what has become of this place?

Now now, Jeff.

Don't be so grumpy. We have a new boy in town. Show him your welcoming side.

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