The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Thu Sep 10, 2015 12:00 am

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 4:51 pm

rick_dagless wrote:There is time for you yet Tino don't worry...

Morning mate how goes it?

Alright mate. Sun is shining, dew all over the grass and fields on the journey in. Looks a beautiful autumnal morning. You?

I meant northern Canada, Shah. That is where I'll be forced to retire to. And spend my last few years digging myself out of snow before I die.

Morning Jeff.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:05 pm

All good here Tino, hoping for a nice chilled day today, we will see how that works out...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:10 pm

Morning all.
Time to figure out how to do as little work as possible and still fill up my timesheet. If anyone can post something informative about SAP, or even Oracle or SQL Server I can book this down to research.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:15 pm

Canada is filled with people like you tino but more masculine and personable and they smell less, and whine less.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:17 pm

I can give you all you need to know about Oracle and SQL server Jules you let me know which area and I will fill you full of research...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:18 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Canada is filled with people like you tino but more masculine and personable and they smell less, and whine less.

They are definitely more masculine and personable, but I wouldn't say they smell less. As my new mate Jeff pointed out yesterday, I have many faults, but I don't class personal hygiene among them.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:21 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.
Time to figure out how to do as little work as possible and still fill up my timesheet. If anyone can post something informative about SAP, or even Oracle or SQL Server I can book this down to research.

Is SAP also known as business objects? I use that.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:22 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I can give you all you need to know about Oracle and SQL server Jules you let me know which area and I will fill you full of research...

Oracle database fragmentation and the 'High-Watermark' etc.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:23 pm

Just on the main database stack? or specfic Application databases? Also are you 11g or 12c if main DB as they work differently...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.
Time to figure out how to do as little work as possible and still fill up my timesheet. If anyone can post something informative about SAP, or even Oracle or SQL Server I can book this down to research.

Is SAP also known as business objects? I use that.

Business Objects, or BOBJ (pronounced Bob-jay) is part of SAP, but they bought it as an existing product, rather than develop it from scratch, so us old skoolers tend not to think of it as proper SAP.

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:25 pm

Morning all - feel like end of term today as finally got a contract signed that's been causing me no end of stress.

Dress down day today in aid of the Syrian refugees (get it right up ya HH - b*starding c*ntyballs) - not sure if we have to donate money for the pleasure of being dressed down or if we just have to send them pictures of ourselves in jeans, but I'm sure it will figure itself out as the day goes on. Heady times.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:26 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Just on the main database stack? or specfic Application databases? Also are you 11g or 12c if main DB as they work differently...

That's sort of where I lose interest to be honest. I may be in the wrong job.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:26 pm

superflyweight wrote:c*ntyballs

Added.

Thank you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:27 pm

super wrote:Morning all - feel like end of term today as finally got a contract signed that's been causing me no end of stress.

Morning supes, I am balls deep in audit resolution with a certain American company that makes business machines internationally...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:31 pm

Well I just decided to turn around and go take a Poopie at home and risk being late for work, so I can see we're all in high intensity situations

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:33 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
super wrote:Morning all - feel like end of term today as finally got a contract signed that's been causing me no end of stress.

Morning supes, I am balls deep in audit resolution with a certain American company that makes business machines internationally...

I have a contract negotiation looming with them. The thought of it is, I imagine, like finding a small lump on your left testicle.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:36 pm

supes wrote:I have a contract negotiation looming with them. The thought of it is, I imagine, like finding a small lump on your left testicle.

They are so siloed it make negotiation a pain depending on net new against S&S, takes forever, just been through the 3 year cylce last year...

C*nts

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:39 pm

5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:40 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Well I just decided to turn around and go take a Poopie at home and risk being late for work, so I can see we're all in high intensity situations

What are you thoughts on pooing at work?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for jumpers but thinking I have made a terrible mistake.

by **superflyweight** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Well I just decided to turn around and go take a Poopie at home and risk being late for work, so I can see we're all in high intensity situations

What are you thoughts on pooing at work?

I've always been one to do it. Getting paid to s*** is a joy. But now I'm working at a school I can't just get up and leave to drop some weight. I now envy anyone who can claim to be "regular."

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:45 pm

I am desperately trying to nurse my remaining work attire through to October 31st. Shoes are ok, shirts a bit faded but trousers are an issue. My best pair have 2 holes in them.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:46 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Well I just decided to turn around and go take a Poopie at home and risk being late for work, so I can see we're all in high intensity situations

What are you thoughts on pooing at work?

I've always been one to do it. Getting paid to s*** is a joy. But now I'm working at a school I can't just get up and leave to drop some weight. I now envy anyone who can claim to be "regular."

There are rules though. Never poo on the floor (level Tino) you work amongst others.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:46 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

That was the one I deliberated over the longest. I was very happy with the black, green and navy but tan is a departure from the norm for me.

I asked Mrs Windows and she said I would look like a d*ck but I went for it anyway.

I'll let you know the office reaction when it gets cold enough to wear it.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:48 pm

Has Jeff been on yet? Want to know if he's been watching Cradle to Grave (which will also be the name of the biopic they make on Tina after the next kid [the Next Kid could also be Tino's moniker] goes too far)

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:51 pm

I watched Primal Fear last night. Very good film.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

That was the one I deliberated over the longest. I was very happy with the black, green and navy but tan is a departure from the norm for me.

I asked Mrs Windows and she said I would look like a d*ck but I went for it anyway.

I'll let you know the office reaction when it gets cold enough to wear it.

I'll tell you now - the office reaction will be "Christ, that's even worse that usual, you wouldn't even catch Brendan Rodgers in one of those."

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:54 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

That was the one I deliberated over the longest. I was very happy with the black, green and navy but tan is a departure from the norm for me.

I asked Mrs Windows and she said I would look like a d*ck but I went for it anyway.

I'll let you know the office reaction when it gets cold enough to wear it.

I'll tell you now - the office reaction will be "Christ, that's even worse that usual, you wouldn't even catch Brendan Rodgers in one of those."

There is someone the office who wears braces, Jules. Not even to hold his pants up either, just because he likes it.

I think I am safe whilst he is still around.

What are you in today? Slippers? Smoking gown?

by Rowley Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:54 pm

I have not been watching it DZ, despite being a fan of Danny Baker (as you know) my lifestyle is so wild and rock and roll I rarely get chance to watch TV. I was in the pub last night, despite it being a school night, because I am a maverick who plays this game called life by his own rules.

by Rowley Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

That was the one I deliberated over the longest. I was very happy with the black, green and navy but tan is a departure from the norm for me.

I asked Mrs Windows and she said I would look like a d*ck but I went for it anyway.

I'll let you know the office reaction when it gets cold enough to wear it.

I am going to order some new shirts for the new job Tina. Do like a double cuff, but don't want to wear them every day, like to pull them out of the locker for the special occasions.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:58 pm

Funnily enough, a mate from work bumped into Brendan Rogers in the Reading Next earlier on this year.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I am desperately trying to nurse my remaining work attire through to October 31st. Shoes are ok, shirts a bit faded but trousers are an issue. My best pair have 2 holes in them.

That's where you put your legs in

by **seanmichaels** Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:03 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am desperately trying to nurse my remaining work attire through to October 31st. Shoes are ok, shirts a bit faded but trousers are an issue. My best pair have 2 holes in them.

That's where you put your legs in

Ok, 4 then. One is on the bum crack and the other below a pocket.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:05 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I am desperately trying to nurse my remaining work attire through to October 31st. Shoes are ok, shirts a bit faded but trousers are an issue. My best pair have 2 holes in them.

That's where you put your legs in

Ok, 4 then. One is on the bum crack and the other below a pocket.

Change the gears with your hands then

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:07 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

That was the one I deliberated over the longest. I was very happy with the black, green and navy but tan is a departure from the norm for me.

I asked Mrs Windows and she said I would look like a d*ck but I went for it anyway.

I'll let you know the office reaction when it gets cold enough to wear it.

I am going to order some new shirts for the new job Tina. Do like a double cuff, but don't want to wear them every day, like to pull them out of the locker for the special occasions.

Do it Jeff. Walk in there and make an impression.

Any jumpers for those cold Yorkshire days?

by Rowley Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:09 pm

Probably not Tina. I drive to work and have free parking at the new job so they should not be necessary.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:5 new Next jumpers arrived yesterday. Ready for on the onset of winter. Winter is coming.

Two black, one tan, one dark green (wilted spinach) and one navy. Went for small but thinking I should have gone medium.

Perfect for that 1970's Geography teacher look.

That was the one I deliberated over the longest. I was very happy with the black, green and navy but tan is a departure from the norm for me.

I asked Mrs Windows and she said I would look like a d*ck but I went for it anyway.

I'll let you know the office reaction when it gets cold enough to wear it.

I'll tell you now - the office reaction will be "Christ, that's even worse that usual, you wouldn't even catch Brendan Rodgers in one of those."

There is someone the office who wears braces, Jules. Not even to hold his pants up either, just because he likes it.

I think I am safe whilst he is still around.

What are you in today? Slippers? Smoking gown?

Slippers and a yukata not entirely dissimilar to this one
The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 7 Yukata-sengokublue2

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:12 pm

Beautiful stuff, Jules.

That is pretty much how I picture you. Although you look like a slightly grey haired Andre Iniesta.

by Rowley Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:21 pm

I always picture Jules as more of a smoking jacket and silk pyjamas type of chap.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:22 pm

Rowley wrote:I always picture Jules as more of a smoking jacket and silk pyjamas type of chap.

I think he has been around Asia though. I can see him being influenced by that culture.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:24 pm

Rowley wrote:I always picture Jules as more of a smoking jacket and silk pyjamas type of chap.

Jeremy Brett in that attire

by Dr Shoe Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:27 pm

by Alistair Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:30 pm

Morning.

Here's one for all you Seagull fans...On this day in 2014....

The Society of Biology stated that warm temperatures had prompted flying ants to leave their nests early, Subsequently, seagulls had become more agressive, after getting 'drunk' by the formic acid in the ants’ bodies.

by Alistair Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Well I just decided to turn around and go take a Poopie at home and risk being late for work, so I can see we're all in high intensity situations

What are you thoughts on pooing at work?

Hold it in if someone is in the next cubicle. Wait till the toilet is empty and then unleash hell.

by Dr Shoe Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:33 pm

That covers arthropods and seagulls. You really want to be in Tinos top 3, don't you?

by Alistair Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:37 pm

God yes.

by Rowley Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:38 pm

He will start slagging Hugh Jackman off soon.

by Alistair Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:41 pm

I don't share his hatred there.

Morning, Rowley.

by Rowley Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:41 pm

Straight into the trap, you'll never make the top three.

Morning.

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