The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

1 is Mozza but can't remember which

Yeah.

Just caught the 9/11 thread. pretty sure Alistair broke and Trussy broke the record for the fastest thread derailing in the history of 606v2.

Do I get a medal?

What has Dr Shoe been up to?

Need to get this off my chest so turning to my Samaritans. That is a fecking awful tackle and awful consequence. Poor sod. I would love to do that argie c*nt. Meat trombone soloist

I'm at work so can't watch - Whats happened?

ShahenshahG wrote:I'm at work so can't watch - Whats happened?

Diego's splashed all over his man rug.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I'm at work so can't watch - Whats happened?

Diego's splashed all over his man rug.

AGAIN?!!!!!!!!!!

That boy's got spunk.

I have one day off and that is what you all do on the off topic section? You kids really need to learn to play nice.

Wait, so all this time its been Argies getting on boats and trying to get into Greece? This is sounding more and more like a wild weekend with Diego Maradona.

Sean the rules of the forum still apply on the CC, don't act like a tool.

Never seen you so modlike, Jeff. If I'm being totally honest, I might have to bum you instead of Tina.

Rowley wrote:I have one day off and that is what you all do on the off topic section? You kids really need to learn to play nice.

It like telling your teenage kids - No parties when you leave em at home. It doesn't work, you should always expect to come back to a Chernobyl like disaster.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Never seen you so modlike, Jeff. If I'm being totally honest, I might have to bum you instead of Tina.

Uncouth. Ply him with flowers then fill his belly with dinner first. If the subsequent financial crisis it puts you in doesn't drive you to suicide you will have earned the right to bum Jeff

seanmichaels wrote:Galtova not that good. I see her more like Valentin Zukovsky's bird played by Minnie Driver in Goldeneye.

You're not actually that far off the mark.

Fist. Enjoy ya sleep Ricket.

Since when has calling someone a C been over the line? He wasn't actually an argie, he was a mexican. Still a C though.

Morning

You didn't just call him a C though did you Sean?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Never seen you so modlike, Jeff. If I'm being totally honest, I might have to bum you instead of Tina.

Uncouth. Ply him with flowers then fill his belly with dinner first. If the subsequent financial crisis it puts you in doesn't drive you to suicide you will have earned the right to bum Jeff

Don't be so quick to rush to judgement Shah, whilst I have no particular desire to be bummed by Dolphin, or indeed anyone else a freebie is a freebie and us Yorkshiremen love something for nothing

Rowley wrote:You didn't just call him a C though did you Sean?

Argie isn't offensive is it?

How was London?

Rubbish as always, and you did not call him an Argie either Sean, not sure if you were drunk last night and the memory is playing up, but if you're that desperate to knwo PM, have no desire to repeat it on here, because if I thought it was appropriate language for on here I would not have deleted it.

Morning.

Horrific break, not convinced it was a vicious tackle, though i must admit 6 second vine clips don't help, seemed to be hefty rather than reckless, sadly these things happen in football.

Warren Commission arrived, Rowley. The foreword gave me a headache, god knows what i'll have come the end.

I apologise for cussing. I was typsy and emotionally charged. And bored.

Alistair wrote:Warren Commission arrived, Rowley. The foreword gave me a headache, god knows what i'll have come the end.

A conspiracy theory.

Morning all.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Never seen you so modlike, Jeff. If I'm being totally honest, I might have to bum you instead of Tina.

Uncouth. Ply him with flowers then fill his belly with dinner first. If the subsequent financial crisis it puts you in doesn't drive you to suicide you will have earned the right to bum Jeff

Don't be so quick to rush to judgement Shah, whilst I have no particular desire to be bummed by Dolphin, or indeed anyone else a freebie is a freebie and us Yorkshiremen love something for nothing

The trip to the capital has addled your brains. A Yorkshire that doesn't haggle himself a better deal? What self respecting Yorkshireman would accept a free bumming when he could get free flowers, free dinner AND a free bumming?

Morning Tino. You might have to hold off on packing it all in at the city seeing as the income from your job as Dolphins courtesan is coming to an end.

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino. You might have to hold off on packing it all in at the city seeing as the income from your job as Dolphins courtesan is coming to an end.

He is such a tease. Threatened to bum me for months and never did it.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino. You might have to hold off on packing it all in at the city seeing as the income from your job as Dolphins courtesan is coming to an end.

He is such a tease.  Threatened to bum me for months and never did it.

He was waiting for you to heal so he could tell the difference between your mouth and your a*sehole. Just got tired of his sex life hinging around the mood swings of your infant.

ShahenshahG wrote:

between your mouth and your a*sehole.

Sh*t comes out of both.

Well, this is lovely...

I've got Dismaland tickets for next Weds. Culture.

A few of you are Boxing fans, are you not?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/34254991

Bit extreme calling for a ban?

This is post 1940 so Jeff won't have an opinion.

Alistair wrote:Morning.

Horrific break, not convinced it was a vicious tackle, though i must admit 6 second vine clips don't help, seemed to be hefty rather than reckless, sadly these things happen in football.

Warren Commission arrived, Rowley. The foreword gave me a headache, god knows what i'll have come the end.

Nasty unfortunate tackle, but enough about Sean. Morning all!

Dave, you've been released. Tried telling everyone you were smart to leave physical evidence at the scene.

SerialDAVE! You're back.

Rowley wrote:Dave, you've been released. Tried telling everyone you were smart to leave physical evidence at the scene.

This is why Rowley has always gotten caught when dogging. Don't follow his advice Dave. Were you the copper who gave a convict a lift home from the pub?

Apologies all, my mum sadly passed away last month and I've been busy sorting out her funeral and all that goes with it. Came back to work this week to find nowt's changed (namely they're all lazy and incompetent fools) but they're also heavily vetting internet usage so I thought I'd say "Hi" and say that I'll be on sporadically but that the amount of useful, intelligent or remotely interesting stuff I impart will be about the same (virtually nil).

Sorry to hear about your mother Dave.

Sorry for you loss, Dave.

Thank You

Aye, condolences Dave.

I appear to have Michaelsed this thread now.

Sorry to hear about your mum, Dave.

Ah sorry to hear that mate. Condolences to you and your clan.

DAVE667 wrote:I appear to have Michaelsed this thread now.

You know we can't deal with serious, real stuff on here Dave.

Bumming, boxing, spiders and quizzes?

Rowley wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:I appear to have Michaelsed this thread now.

You know we can't deal with serious, real stuff on here Dave.

I know that's why I'll tell you that on holiday, I discovered that my wife thinks the lyrics to "Uptown Funk" are

"Too hot, call the police and the fireman

Too hot, make them drag him out of retirement!"