The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 9:44 am

If only you'd put
"The Society of Biology stated that warm temperatures had prompted flying ants to leave their nests early, Subsequently, seagulls had become more aggressive, after getting 'drunk' by the formic acid in the ants’ bodies, one of them attacking the actor Hugh Jackman"

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 9:45 am

Rowley wrote:Straight into the trap, you'll never make the top three.

Morning.

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 9:45 am

I knew what you were planning, I won't compromise my views to scale a popularity contest.

There were two shooters.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:04 am

need to get a TV. what smart tv interface is the best? samsung is a bit turd in my experience but it is 2/3 years old.

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:05 am

Of all the arse brained JFK conspiracy theories you choose to believe the one least supported by the actual evidence. Idiot. You're well on your way to ending up below Raf at this rate. And he plays action netball, ACTION NETBALL!

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:06 am

seanmichaels wrote:need to get a TV. what smart tv interface is the best? samsung is a bit turd in my experience but it is 2/3 years old.

I have a Samsung Sean, it is excellent in my experience, the picture quality is brilliant as well. Brother is buying 4k soon, am going round for the Fury fight. Bad idea though, will just make me want one.

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:06 am

Rowley wrote:Of all the arse brained JFK conspiracy theories you choose to believe the one least supported by the actual evidence. Idiot. You're well on your way to ending up below Raf at this rate. And he plays action netball, ACTION NETBALL!

Didn't have you down as a biter, Rowley. I'll go fishing more often.

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:10 am

I'll just ban you, I am quite unreasonable like that.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:18 am

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:need to get a TV. what smart tv interface is the best? samsung is a bit turd in my experience but it is 2/3 years old.

I have a Samsung Sean, it is excellent in my experience, the picture quality is brilliant as well. Brother is buying 4k soon, am going round for the Fury fight. Bad idea though, will just make me want one.

do you use the smart tv option? the one I have / had is a bit sh!T in that respect.

quite tempted to buy that 4k ultra HD with a lump of bunce looming in the horizon!

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:18 am

I think we know you wouldn't.

1) Our mutual interests in history.
2) I'm not Dolphin.

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:20 am

I use it for netflix and baseball Sean, it works perfectly fine. Streams HD without any issues at all. The wi fi option is rubbish, virtually unwatchable, but if you hard wire it to your router it should be absolutely fine.

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:21 am

Alistair wrote:I think we know you wouldn't.

1) Our mutual interests in history.
2) I'm not Dolphin.

You're right, whilst you were clearly talking out of your arse on the subject I also enjoyed your contribution to the JFK thread. Refreshing change to disagree with someone on here for more than two pages without them insulting you or threatening to chin you.

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:22 am

Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:I think we know you wouldn't.

1) Our mutual interests in history.
2) I'm not Dolphin.
You're right, whilst you were clearly talking out of your arse on the subject I also enjoyed your contribution to the JFK thread. Refreshing change to disagree with someone on here for more than two pages without them insulting you or threatening to chin you.

You're not Tino and i'm not an embryo. No need for violence here.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:50 am

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:I think we know you wouldn't.

1) Our mutual interests in history.
2) I'm not Dolphin.
You're right, whilst you were clearly talking out of your arse on the subject I also enjoyed your contribution to the JFK thread. Refreshing change to disagree with someone on here for more than two pages without them insulting you or threatening to chin you.

You're not Tino and i'm not an embryo. No need for violence here.

Ouch. Straight for the jugular.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:53 am

Sean, don't waste the money on a smart tv. Buy a Chromecast. Does more of the job and better.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:54 am

Alistair is working some really cunning plans here. Sucker Jeff in by making it look like he's after Tina's affection, then throwing Early Years Punchbag aside to impress Jeff. Top work.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:54 am

wtf f*ck is that?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 10:56 am

seanmichaels wrote:wtf f*ck is that?

How the f*ck f*ck should I know

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:02 am

I also need an internet thingy provider. what speed broadband do i need? f*ck i am gonna be f*cked with out having her to deal with all this tech sh*t.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:02 am

Rowley wrote:Straight into the trap, you'll never make the top three.

Yep. He was doing relatively well up till that point.

I have put Dolphin in my top 3. Just for the fun of it.

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:02 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:I think we know you wouldn't.

1) Our mutual interests in history.
2) I'm not Dolphin.
You're right, whilst you were clearly talking out of your arse on the subject I also enjoyed your contribution to the JFK thread. Refreshing change to disagree with someone on here for more than two pages without them insulting you or threatening to chin you.

You're not Tino and i'm not an embryo. No need for violence here.

Ouch. Straight for the jugular.

I've been trying to help you make this become fact rather than fiction.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:04 am

Shaking things up, Tino? Trying to show everyone is in it to win it? Cos if I can make it...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:05 am

seanmichaels wrote:I also need an internet thingy provider. what speed broadband do i need? f*ck i am gonna be f*cked with out having her to deal with all this tech sh*t.

Sean, I'm young and also had to sort all this out for her indoors. Use me like one of your celebrities.

by **Hero** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:11 am

Sean, need your pick for the next round you slacker.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:17 am

Hero wrote:Sean, need your pick for the next round you slacker.

Thie one I suspect

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQDIDknL1Y

by Dr Shoe Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:24 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:I think we know you wouldn't.

1) Our mutual interests in history.
2) I'm not Dolphin.
You're right, whilst you were clearly talking out of your arse on the subject I also enjoyed your contribution to the JFK thread. Refreshing change to disagree with someone on here for more than two pages without them insulting you or threatening to chin you.

You're not Tino and i'm not an embryo. No need for violence here.

Ouch. Straight for the jugular.

This is the punchline to my favourite joke.

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:27 am

How to kill a circus?

by Dr Shoe Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:28 am

Rowley wrote:How to kill a circus?

indeed

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 11:31 am

Hero wrote:Sean, need your pick for the next round you slacker.

In. My first choice is a beaut

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:28 pm

To those of you with hugely fulfilled lives like me, Tesco near me has finally upgraded to the male voice on self service. Guy seems far more reasonable than the b*tch he replaced.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:31 pm

she's in my lift at work now. annoying c*nt

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:32 pm

Dolphin, the correct term is the Tesco.

I've put you in my top 3 today. I can just as quickly take you out.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:46 pm

Slip of the fingers. You're just lucky I'm not spelling everything phonetically.

by **superflyweight** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 12:51 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Slip of the fingers. You're just lucky I'm not spelling everything phonetically.

Tina gets excited and librarians get very nervous.

by **Hero** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:06 pm

Results are up, as is the next round.
Time keeping - check
Tables - check
Commentary - check

Take note other cup runners!

by **Union Cane** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:12 pm

Oh, there's a cup thing running.

Too late to enter now I suppose?

by Adam D Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:12 pm

Union Cane wrote:Oh, there's a cup thing running.

Too late to enter now I suppose?

You will still beat Jeff, so why not.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:41 pm

Is Tina bringing back some semblance of normality with a new edition of the Culture Cup after this or do I have to introduce the uncultured cup?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:43 pm

CC stays Dolph...

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:46 pm

I'm all for it, Daggers, I don't fancy the lunatics who run this asylum running more competitions too.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:47 pm

The Culture Cup III will be making an appearance later in the year.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:47 pm

Think Galted has just blown his load on the wrong thread...

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 1:50 pm

Ah I see Dolph, you mean the long running actual culture competition, not the welcoming of all comers discussion thread!

You have my backing Dolph...

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:13 pm

Adam D wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Oh, there's a cup thing running.

Too late to enter now I suppose?
You will still beat Jeff, so why not.

Look I have not tried. Winning these things is not exactly difficult. Pick whatever shyte the Gallagher brothers have spewed out that vaguely fits the criterion and you pretty much win every round.

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:17 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:To those of you with hugely fulfilled lives like me, Tesco near me has finally upgraded to the male voice on self service. Guy seems far more reasonable than the b*tch he replaced.

The reminder about clubcard points seems unnecessary and a bit pushy. I preferred the bird.

by kingraf Fri 11 Sep 2015, 2:58 pm

Rowley wrote:Of all the arse brained JFK conspiracy theories you choose to believe the one least supported by the actual evidence. Idiot. You're well on your way to ending up below Raf at this rate. And he plays action netball, ACTION NETBALL!

Not too difficult to be below #1

by Rowley Fri 11 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

You're above the wrestling fans Raf. You're foreign, in my profession I need to keep up my diversity quota. If Sean would finally bite the bullet and come out he would move up a place or two.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 3:23 pm

Sean is trying to hedge his bets. Come across a bit camp to entice "Man of the People" Rowley, yet not confirm this personal information so as not to immediately fall to Shah's religious homophobe hammer.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Sep 2015, 3:39 pm

Cutting a hedge tomorrow. Nice little bunsen out of it.

by Alistair Fri 11 Sep 2015, 3:54 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Cutting a hedge tomorrow. Nice little bumsesh out of it.

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