The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

AS you were all talking about the ads yesterday, how about helping out your favourite Culture Club hosting site by clicking on a few of the adverts?

Might get yourselves a Thai Bride as well.

Maybe a sharan or an alhambra. But that's a little further away. Probably go for something cheap and cheerful till I can cobble together a substantial deposit.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, good weekend ahead, or sprog centric?

I will no doubt spend most of it shouting at children, riCK.  Occasionally my own as well.  We are having some work done at the house at the moment and I have a 'meeting' with the builders tomorrow.  That will no doubt involve them stroking their chins and telling me why they are now over 3 weeks behind schedule.  I'm sure they have valid reasons.  T*ssers.

Then off to the wilds of Cambridgeshire on Sunday as my eldest has a rugger game. Supposed to be pretty nippy at the weekend so that will be fun. Standing in the open watching a bunch of kids knock the ball on for 80 minutes.

You up to much?

As no one asked, I will tell you all anyway.

I am doing nothing except for running around after the kids and getting them to their resepctive clubs. Might sign up for clown school to ensure that I can maximise my duties for the CC

Adam D wrote:As no one asked, I will tell you all anyway.

I am doing nothing except for running around after the kids and getting them to their resepctive clubs. Might sign up for clown school to ensure that I can maximise my duties for the CC

You have kids?

I have 3. One of each.

I thought that we only mentioned our kids if they beat us up. I thought that was the first rule of CC Club.

Madonna?

Bleddy 'ell. I envisaged you living alone in a flat above a bookies surrounded by empty take away cartons and cans of Colt 45......

Adam wrote:I have 3. One of each.

Does the hermaphrodite child cause any issues Adam?

Tino wrote:Then off to the wilds of Cambridgeshire on Sunday as my eldest has a rugger game. Supposed to be pretty nippy at the weekend so that will be fun. Standing in the open watching a bunch of kids knock the ball on for 80 minutes.

You up to much?

Friends over all weekend, which will be a delight... up until the point I want them to F**k off out of my flat and they won't take the hint.

Are you courting rick?

seanmichaels wrote:Bleddy 'ell. I envisaged you living alone in a flat above a bookies surrounded by empty take away cartons and cans of Colt 45......

If I hadnt had got married, that would have been my life! Isnt that where you are heading? Living the dream!

Adam D wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Bleddy 'ell. I envisaged you living alone in a flat above a bookies surrounded by empty take away cartons and cans of Colt 45......

If I hadnt had got married, that would have been my life! Isnt that where you are heading? Living the dream!

Quite a tidy person but not far off otherwise. Getting through a lot of recycling at the moment, quite self conscious when walking to the bins with bottles / cans clunking away in an old (the) sainsburys carrierbag

sean wrote:Are you courting rick?

I have a Mrs (though not in the eyes of god etc) Dagless in a basement at home sean.

Morning all, just got a jacket through that I ordered...like F*CK is it a "large" you lying c*nt. Now gotta go through the farce of emailing the seller who will now mysteriously stop contact. Still, the perils of ebay I suppose. On a positive/less negative note, as I drove off to the post office depot to collect it this morning, the wife informed me that we have a headlight out. Deep joy!. Tragically the car we have appears to have been designed by a sadist and, unlike normal cars where you can undo a clip to remove the bulb housing for easy access to the bulbs, this bloody thing requires six blokes, specialized equipment and the removal of the front quarter of the car. There's a place down the road who may be able to assist without too much guffawing (although I envision the following conversation...."F*ck you, I work in admin, if I was in anyway mechanically minded I'd have sorted it myself, now just give me a bulb and kindly fit it, I don't want to get dirt on my clothes.....how much? f*ck me sideways, you make Halfords look like charity organization...what do you mean 'get out'?")

Morning DAVE, sounds like you are off to a blinder.

That bird I was telling you about yesterday (Tony Cozier/Wes Brown) is a ruskie, would never have thought it! She has an arris to die for. Powerful looking woman.

Oh t!ts. Lives in bleddy cambridge. Only works here a couple of days a week.

seanmichaels wrote:Oh t!ts. Lives in bleddy cambridge. Only works here a couple of days a week.

I live bloody close to Cambridge. I'll look for a Tony Cozier coloured women with a nice bottom and powerful physique. Can't be that hard to find.

I'll show her a picture of Jurgen Klopp and see what her reaction is.

I'm here to help you, Seany.

Please explain the Cozier/Brown thing, seany. They're blokes aren't they? Did she have a semblance of a Caribbean accent or something?

hmmm, 17 degree C drop in half an hour. The breeze has arrived. T'was quite warm today. 40.7 late this afternoon.

LD - Yes, she sort of looks like a caribbean sort but white / orange-ish.

Windows - her name is Anastasia. If you see a woman who looks like Tony Cozier / Wes Brown call it out.

seanmichaels wrote:

Windows - her name is Anastasia. If you see a woman who looks like Tony Cozier / Wes Brown call it out.

I'm on it.

You should get yourself to Cambridge and head to the big John Lewis, Sean. Especially at Christmas time with the temporary staff.

They will never admit it, but they clearly have a well defined recruitment policy. The women are all stunning, every single one of them. Young and old. They only employ the beautiful ones.

Ziggler lives in Cambridge, he will back me up. Although he probably heads straight downstairs to the toy section. Get his Ultimate Warrior WRASSLIN figure before they sell out.

May have to check the Guildford store's recruitment policy.

Bizarrely for a DIY store (your area of expertise), the B&Q in Farnborough has an excellent selection of crumpet. The tight polo shirts and arris hugging utility trousers really do it for me.

seanmichaels wrote:May have to check the Guildford store's recruitment policy.

Bizarrely for a DIY store (your area of expertise), the B&Q in Farnborough has an excellent selection of crumpet. The tight polo shirts and arris hugging utility trousers really do it for me.

Sean, the 1980's just called. They want their word back.

Some jobs for those of you looking...

http://www.socialtalent.co/blog/10-best-job-board-blunders

The level of spelling and grammar I experience at work is horrendous. Seems to be the younger ones. Country going to pot.

I thought number 10 would be spot on for you mate.

If I was a bummer I'd milk it when applying for jobs.

sean wrote:If I was a bummer I'd milk it when applying for jobs

Cracking one off at the interview stage may not be the best idea mate.

not sure it'd be advisable at any stage

DAVE667 wrote:not sure it'd be advisable at any stage

Although probably safer than him trying to charm them with his personality.

Bog off windows.

I suppose you could always Harry Monk on their boat race and hope for the best.

rick_dagless wrote:I suppose you could always Harry Monk on their boat race and hope for the best.

Jesus Christ, rICK!

I don't expect that from you!

Pint of Guinness and a Hawaiian 7 inch pizza. Pub was cold and despite advertising boards outside they did not have skysports. Pizza distinctly average. 4/10

Well, it's Friday Tino, and I have not got the energy for the offtopic section, so thought I would go left field here amongst friends...

Chinese chicken and sweetcorn soup, bag of Walkers Baked crisps (S&V) 7/10

should have had soup instead of pizza. bloody cold out there now.

Finished off large fruit salad, a couple of Tim Tams and a glass a full cream milk. 7.5/10

Need to dip my feet in water again.
The heat now seems to be pouring out of them. I hate lagging of any sort! Enough already it's phucking 1 a.m.!!

Four five nine five four.

Good palindrome.

Good innings by Jos Buttler

Spoiler:

Flagrant bummery on the grind my gears thread.........

The Loaded Dog wrote:Finished off large fruit salad, a couple of Tim Tams and a glass a full cream milk. 7.5/10

I wish you lot would stop eating Tim Tams. They clearly are just penguins with a different name, but my missus goes on about them like they're actually 10 inch chocolate cocks

Fist bitches. Ice Ice Baby. Morning rick the stick.

Morning mate, pretty nippy arouind here as well this morning. Good weekend?

Sick

Bleddy freezing.

Morning Sean the Porn

Sorry Ricko was a dead weekend despite the Canelo fight. Guy who covered my shift on friday left me stuff to finish hence the michaelsing that was not a michaelsing.

How was yours boyo?

Busy weekend I was basically swapping houseguests in and out all weekend, and now ache like mad after playing football yesterday.

Saw none of the boxing but the Vargas fight sounded like a banger...

Morning sean

Morning all. Four day week this week, which is nice.

Morning. Could do with a 4 day week myself. Went to see Mum, Brother at the weekend. I only really ever get hangovers when I go down there. Must be the sea air.