The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:58 am

First topic message reminder :

Sean is a bummer.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:44 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider?

I haven't been bitten by any type of spider, Jules.

Have you?

by Adam D Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:49 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider?

I haven't been bitten by any type of spider, Jules.

Have you?

Can we just Parker it there before we get into a whole bunch of silly puns again?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:50 pm

Insect / radioactive anecdote - after my old man's stint of radiotherapy, he said midges and mosquitos were attracted to him like never before. He swears it was the radiation.

by Guest Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:51 pm

I have arachnid for spider based puns

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:55 pm

I have just googled it and there are loads of forums where people get increased insect bites after radiotherapy and chemotherapy. I'll tell him that tonight.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:56 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I have arachnid for spider based puns

search for them on the web.

by Guest Tue 01 Dec 2015, 3:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I have arachnid for spider based puns

search for them on the web.

Was hoping someone could spin me a few tales from the underbelly

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 4:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider?

I haven't been bitten by any type of spider, Jules.

Have you?

Not that I can recall. I tend to kill them on sight.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 01 Dec 2015, 4:35 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider?

I haven't been bitten by any type of spider, Jules.

Have you?

Not that I can recall. I tend to kill them on sight.

Moron.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 4:37 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino, have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider?

I haven't been bitten by any type of spider, Jules.

Have you?

Not that I can recall. I tend to kill them on sight.

Moron.

That's why you're in my top 3 posters.

by Rowley Tue 01 Dec 2015, 7:14 pm

I have suspended my lists. I am not here often enough to make fair assessments of your relative merits/contributions to the place. Am fairly sure Galted is still top and all the normal people are above the wrestling fans but beyond is anyone's guess.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 7:19 pm

This is why I enjoy every sad look on Micah Richards' face.

by Rowley Tue 01 Dec 2015, 7:21 pm

Was it not for the fact Adam and Hero are your competition comments like that could imperil your position as top of the wrestling fans.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 7:40 pm

Rowley wrote:Was it not for the fact Adam and Hero are your competition comments like that could imperil your position as top of the wrestling fans.

Nice to know I won't be at the bottom of the pile.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 7:52 pm

Rowley wrote:Was it not for the fact Adam and Hero are your competition comments like that could imperil your position as top of the wrestling fans.

I've had to bump you down since I found out you bought a ticket to see The Coral. Its not that they're bad, but they're so bland. Its such a weird band to think "best get my ticket early for this one!"

by Rowley Tue 01 Dec 2015, 8:03 pm

You're a wrestling fan, your opinion on all matters cultural is inevitably wrong.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 8:18 pm

The Coral are not cultural.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 8:36 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:The Coral are not cultural.

Science says otherwise.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 8:44 pm

I'm Dreamin of You, Shah. In the Morning? I can't think of any other Coral songs. They're just such an ok band!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 9:05 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I'm Dreamin of You, Shah. In the Morning? I can't think of any other Coral songs. They're just such an ok band!

I've never heard of them Laugh

Can rarely contribute here as half the singers I've never heard of. Growing up with Pakistanis does that to you. The greatest ever singer is Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan to me but outside of Asia and Asian areas he's barely heard of. Although you might enjoy his collaborations with Massive Attack even if you don't understand the lyrics.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 9:21 pm

Stop being so racist, white people can speak Jihad too

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 9:27 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Stop being so racist, white people can speak Jihad too

I guess jihad to be there for that one.

by **Galted** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 9:54 pm

ayatollah you so

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Dec 2015, 10:39 pm

Rock the fatwa, rock the fatwa

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 6:30 am

Morning Shah me old china plate, how goes it?

Fist

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 6:49 am

Not bad though a bit tired. Picked up a £300 Audi and its turned out to be a diamond except for the V high biting point. Can't wait till thurs night when I can relax for a day. You well?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 7:13 am

Not bad value at all mate, just get the clutch done before it goes completely... A3?

I have a feeling today is going to drag, as in supplier contract meetings all day... Death by powerpoint.

Chilling with Fallout 4 tonight with any luck.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2015, 7:54 am

Good morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 7:55 am

It's not the clutch sadly - it just has a very high biting point. Sorry to hear that - you know i'm always good for gatecrashing - transfer the funds and all will be cancelled.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:09 am

Usual account Shah?

Morning Tino.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:11 am

Use the other account to keep em guessing

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:12 am

Consider it done.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:22 am

Tino’s top 10 snakes:

1) Inland taipan
2) Reticulated python
3) Black mamba
4) Boomslang
5) Cottonmouth viper
6) Black-banded sea krait
7) Saw-scaled viper
8) Tiger snake
9) Green anaconda
10) King cobra

And here is a helpful rhyme for you should you find yourself happening upon brightly coloured snakes.

“If red meets yellow, it can kill a fellow. If red meets black, it’s a friend of Jack”.

This will help you distinguish between the potentially deadly coral snake and the harmless milk snake.

Be safe out there, kids.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:24 am

That's actually pretty helpful Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:24 am

ShahenshahG wrote:That's actually pretty helpful Tino.

I know. I care about you all.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:26 am

Morning.

Was putting some clothes in the wash basket last night. As I picked up my boxer shorts I noticed a mid sized spider had nestled in them. I had to squash it unfortunately. And I also had to squash one of my Harlequins. I think something had taken a chunk out of its tail prior to me buying it. Poor thing was struggling.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:28 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning.

Was putting some clothes in the wash basket last night. As I picked up my boxer shorts I noticed a mid sized spider had nestled in them. I had to squash it unfortunately. .

Morning Sean.

Probably for the best. Poor thing was almost certainly overcome by fumes.

What do you think of todays top 10?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Tino’s top 10 snakes:

1) On eyed trousersnake
2) Reticulated python
3) One eyed spitting cobra
4) Boomslang
5) Cottonmouth viper
6) Black-banded sea krait
7) Saw-scaled viper
8) Tiger snake
9) Green anaconda
10) King cobra

And here is a helpful rhyme for you should you find yourself happening upon brightly coloured snakes.

“If red meets yellow, it can kill a fellow. If red meets black, it’s a friend of Jack”.

This will help you distinguish between the potentially deadly coral snake and the harmless milk snake.

Be safe out there, kids.

Some interesting choices.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:32 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Tino’s top 10 snakes:

1) On eyed trousersnake
2) Reticulated python
3) One eyed spitting cobra
4) Boomslang
5) Cottonmouth viper
6) Black-banded sea krait
7) Saw-scaled viper
8) Tiger snake
9) Green anaconda
10) King cobra

And here is a helpful rhyme for you should you find yourself happening upon brightly coloured snakes.

“If red meets yellow, it can kill a fellow. If red meets black, it’s a friend of Jack”.

This will help you distinguish between the potentially deadly coral snake and the harmless milk snake.

Be safe out there, kids.

Some interesting choices.

Would have been better had you put 'one' rather than 'on'.

It is a relatively simple word to get right as well.

Disappointing.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:32 am

At Uni we once had a snake in the kitchen. It came out under fridge and shot out the door in to the garden. It was a very milky green colour, just under a foot long.

by Adam D Wed 02 Dec 2015, 8:51 am

I once lived with Ali Campbell. We hat a rat in our kitchen.

by Adam D Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:01 am

If anyone needs me to hand in my CC membership, just let me know. If it helps my case, I am deeply sorry that I made a UB40 joke. If it helps, I hate them with a passion. I plead mercy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:06 am

Adam D wrote:I once lived with Ali Campbell. We hat a rat in our kitchen.

Did you get that rat?

by Guest Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:06 am

I flat-shared with Cliff Richard...we were wired for sound*

* although it transpires that was more to do with the Police keeping tabs on the creepy f*cker than his love of quality sound systems

by Guest Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:07 am

Adam D wrote:If anyone needs me to hand in my CC membership, just let me know. If it helps my case, I am deeply sorry that I made a UB40 joke. If it helps, I hate them with a passion. I plead mercy.

or we could just hand you your P45 because of UB40

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:08 am

Adam D wrote:I once lived with Ali Campbell. We hat a rat in our kitchen.

My Mum knows Ali Campbell. Got a christmas card from him last year.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:09 am

Dave's favourite snake is a WHITESNAKE

by Guest Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:16 am

seanmichaels wrote:Dave's favourite snake is a WHITESNAKE

Very good, Sean however, as you all know, my favourite snake is Carl "The COBRA" Froch

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:18 am

Just done the family fortunes thing in Global for Trebs, we should do a similar thing but a Pointless one on here...

by Guest Wed 02 Dec 2015, 9:20 am

Just read about Thepchaiya Un-Nooh missing the easiest black ever for a 147 in the snooker...gutted!

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