The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Fri 27 Nov 2015, 8:58 am

First topic message reminder :

Sean is a bummer.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Dec 2015, 2:02 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:If any of the old regulars are thinking of heading back to the Boxing section, I point you to the following exchange:

Shah-Abu-bakr wrote: You really are a spiteful little b*tch Herman.

Herman Jaeger wrote: Shah, go and have another vindaloo

Standards are sky high at the moment.

What were they like 5 days ago?

No idea.

OK. Well, thanks for keeping us up-to-date anyway.

You're welcome.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 2:07 pm

Didn't know Shah was into his vindaloos, it has never come up in our daily, morning conversations....

Unless there is some kind of stereotyping going on?

by **superflyweight** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 2:17 pm

Herman is a bell-end.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 2:19 pm

I cook a lovely Vindaloo. I have been told twice it is the best curry they have ever tasted. Trouble is it stinks the house out for a good day or two.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 2:21 pm

supes wrote:Herman is a bell-end.

Ah, explains it then, the evidence seems to back up your theory mate.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 2:23 pm

Key is marinating the lamb in red wine vinegar for plenty of time.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 3:13 pm

where has sheep gone?

by MIG Mon 07 Dec 2015, 3:17 pm

Quiz and Games section.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 3:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:where has sheep gone?

Steffan looks exhausted

by **Galted** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 7:44 pm

I've just done my annual pre-birthday stocktake of my belongings and the following people still haven't given me a present for my last birthday:

Tino
Julius
Mum
michaels
Shah
dagless
SerialDAVE
super
Raf
union
LD
Dad

You all want to sort this out or I'll f*ck you up.

by Adam D Mon 07 Dec 2015, 7:48 pm

Either I have given galted his present, or I am once again forgotten when even raf and f*ing Union gets a nod.

by Adam D Mon 07 Dec 2015, 7:49 pm

And I'm pretty sure I didn't get him a present.

by **Galted** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 7:51 pm

Wasn't it you who gave me a badge?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 07 Dec 2015, 8:35 pm

It was me that paid that tramp to nosh you off at the train station when you were 'drunk'.

Happy birthday, mate.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 8:42 pm

Happy birthday Galted

king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZU-owLWV3Q

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 10:19 pm

Pretty sure I said you could help yourself to some of my seashell collection that I keep scattered on beaches throughout the world. Ingrate. Happy Birthday anyway!

by **Galted** Mon 07 Dec 2015, 10:51 pm

Thanks, Tino. That's the best present I ever had. Love you, man, in a massively gay way.

Thanks, Shah. That's the best present I ever had. Love you, man, but not in a way that would get me chained and blindfolded and thrown off a tallish building.

Thanks, Julius. That's the best present I ever had. Love you almost as much as I love Jeff.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:20 am

Pretty sure I paid Joe Root to come into your office and slap the angry Kiwi in the face with his Number 1 ranked batsman in the world certificate, which he definately has recieved.

Morning Shah

Fist

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:24 am

Fistic Fury.

Gutentag Rick the hick

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:24 am

Happy Birthday for yesterday, Galted.

Adam D wrote:And I'm pretty sure I didn't get him a present.

You gave me a lovely present on my Birthday this year - a demotion.
That was a really class act from a small man like you. How's Truss keeping? ... the phat phuck.
Wished he was in the south tower. The world would be a quieter place.

Good morning everyone else.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:25 am

F*ck

Demoted to sick.

All good in le hood my friend?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:26 am

Yeah thanks, Shah. Massive progress here. A hive of activity.

How are you my good friend?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:35 am

Pretty good. Starting to turn the screws (figuratively) on my employer and recovering all my holiday pay from them and generally moving in the right direction. Will be attempting to recover overtime pay soon. If I had a spare 50k I would start my own firm but sadly I had to pay Rowley to smuggle someone over so i've only got 49999 left. What's going on and how is your foray into the avian world progressing?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:36 am

Morning TLD,

All good in the hood here Shah, weather is terrible but could be worse, hope the guys in Cumbria are all ok...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 6:51 am

Aye poor sods. 8 feckin months until they can live in their homes again only for next years floods to do em in again. time to open up some more water reservoirs and start pumping water.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 7:33 am

What happened to Sheep? (barring Steffan of course)

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 7:38 am

rick_dagless wrote:What happened to Sheep? (barring Steffan of course)

It is in the quiz and games section. Show of power from the boss.....

Morning. Early in today as car is playing up. Pretty sure the belt tensioner and or belt is about to die. Expensive day ahead but it is worth the piece (peace?) of mind to get it done. With the amount of traffic on the roads it doesn't bare (bear?) thinking about breaking down and blocking a lane in rush hour.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 7:40 am

Galted wrote:I've just done my annual pre-birthday stocktake of my belongings and the following people still haven't given me a present for my last birthday:

Tino
Julius
Mum
michaels
Shah
dagless
SerialDAVE
super
Raf
union
LD
Dad

You all want to sort this out or I'll f*ck you up.

I have used my french connections and managed to retrieve your tracksuit bottoms / lounge pants from Paris. I sent them to Windows to forward on.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 7:41 am

*peace
*bear

I will go and have a look, and yes, you should get the belt changed...

Morning sean

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Dec 2015, 7:57 am

Morning all.

Has someone replaced TLD with David Warner?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning all.

Has someone replaced TLD with David Warner?

Ahhh look mate.

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:10 am

Morning all, beautiful grammatical work there Rick. Lovely way to start the day.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:16 am

MOrning TinO

Morning Jeff, are we both well?

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:20 am

I'm very well. Off work today, off to see The Charlatans this evening. Am going to work on my 80s based quiz shortly. All in all little cause for complaint.

How is the crazy world of personal injury claims and PPI compo craziness?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:25 am

Excellent news Jeffers, Charlatans are quality, and I look forward to the quiz, today is looking up already!

Pretty crazy, especially when the grannies cry when you are screwing them out of life savings because their dog bumped into a clients car, but they can get a wood burner or something...

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:28 am

Screw em Rick, we're a capitalist society, survival of the fittest. Would top hat shed a tear for them? Grind them into the dirt.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:32 am

Rowley wrote:Screw em Rick, we're a capitalist society, survival of the fittest. Would top hat shed a tear for them? Grind them into the dirt.

TopHat is a c*nt.

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:32 am

Fair point well made Tina.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

windows, need to answer question 10 differently, i had meant track and field.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:34 am

seanmichaels wrote:windows, need to answer question 10 differently, i had meant track and field.

Ah, ok. I'll change it.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:35 am

You can't put coxy down.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:36 am

Both valid points Jeff/Tino

Thankfully I can screw a granny over, and still think that Toppy is a c*nt, it's just the type of guys we law folk are.

I put coxy down for all ten of my answers, so I have nailed this round

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:38 am

Right, quiz is completed. The questions are all from a time Jules still had his youthful exuberance.

1 Who scored the winning goal when Aston Villa won the European Cup?
2 Who was the only artist to play the UK and US Live Aid Shows?
3 Who Shot JR?
4 The Soviet Union had four leaders during the 80’s, a point for each
5 Who won an Academy Award for her role in The Coal Miners Daughter?
6 What was the name of the man who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan?
7 In what Year was the Chernobyl nuclear disaster?
8 How many astronauts died when the Challenger space shuttle exploded?
9 Who released the album Double Fantasy in the 80s?
10 What time did Ben Johnson complete the 100m in at the 1988 Seoul Olympics?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:39 am

sue ellen shot JR

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:40 am

No, she didn't.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:41 am

Rowley wrote:Right, quiz is completed. The questions are all from a time Jules still had his youthful exuberance.

1 Who scored the winning goal when Aston Villa won the European Cup? Mc something. Big jock
2 Who was the only artist to play the UK and US Live Aid Shows? Phil Collins
3 Who Shot JR? Sue ellen
4 The Soviet Union had four leaders during the 80’s, a point for each? gorbachev
5 Who won an Academy Award for her role in The Coal Miners Daughter?
6 What was the name of the man who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan?
7 In what Year was the Chernobyl nuclear disaster?
8 How many astronauts died when the Challenger space shuttle exploded? 15
9 Who released the album Double Fantasy in the 80s?
10 What time did Ben Johnson complete the 100m in at the 1988 Seoul Olympics? 9.81

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:41 am

6 - John hinkley jnr

10 - And Ben johnson was something like 9.79 ish

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:43 am

Rowley wrote:I'm very well. Off work today, off to see The Charlatans this evening. Am going to work on my 80s based quiz shortly. All in all little cause for complaint.

How is the crazy world of personal injury claims and PPI compo craziness?

Have I already dome my joke about The Charlatans tribute band being called The Charlatans?

by Rowley Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:43 am

You've got Phil Collins, and Gorbachev Sean, Rick has nailed Hinckley and Ben Johnson's time is spot on, which is impressive.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Dec 2015, 8:44 am

boom, I knew it was sub 9.8

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